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so here's what the thing is
I've had two pints of guinness and 3 or 4 ciggies
I've got a david lloyd membership but I don't know where the gym is
don’t know why people bother with mboko
he’s clearly just spouting nonsense to rile people up
business idea: cheap ham with slices of boiled egg in the middle
not real muslims
not real fascist
Rile fascists possibly. Not people, functioning ones anyway.
thought sake was the vodka of rice, had it once, it was vile
tasted this with the guy who makes it, was much better
muslims are savages who kill unarmed civilians!!!!!
but its based and redpilled when we do it
You are a fascist.
Michael Jackson raped those kids and they still play his fucking music on the radio
enjoy these pics
Unironically is after they’ve been doing it for so long yes
Now they can feel fear in their homes and mosques like they want the west to feel
don't know why your mum bothers with you
being edgy on Jow Forums
whats even the point? if you have a genuine point you want to make and generate discussion about why not post it somewhere NOT populated by the dregs of the internet who will either just laugh at or troll you?
george really outdid himself on that one
Based Fraser Anning.
whats shagging a woman who has had kids like? does it feel different?
Look like normal people, what's the problem?
bbc has a 'we are braford' section on the front page now
post it anywhere else
banned immediately with everyone calling you the evil wyte debil
things I don't like are edgy
These people look better than tommy fucking robinson thugs.
why are they plodding around the countryside lmao too scared to come to the city
Muslims die/get gunned down/blown up by the hundred every day, why all the fuss about a few dozen more?
bought a lot of meat and vegetables
then you'll just have to post it in a more reasonable and articulate fashion than you would here
pussy little right wingers too scared to come to a city walk about in some shit covered field
some people don't live in the city, did you know that?
very healthy person coming through
Remember when muslims killed 39 civs in Africa only a few months ago?
I bet you don't because hardly any news studio covered it.
yeah fucking backwards cunts
Jesus almighty this was too much
just started watching the madaline maccan doc
this is going to be emotional
look at rorke pretending to care about dead Africans lmao give it a rest you cringelord
some slag is bending towels right next to me
might stare at her chebs
scrambled eggs seasoned with onion salt, black pepper, paprika and italian seasoning
he played the British Grenadiers fife and drum during the shooting
Might watch a nature documentary
maybe I’d like to read his manifesto to have a better understandi-
FUCK OFF NAZI YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SHOULD DIE
welcome to everywhere else mboko
keep your hands to yourself
this leaves many questions
only touched with the eyes
This. Me even as a proud leftypol fighter don't give a shit about africans.
dunno what the fuck it is but its my favourite one
Letter to god:
Savior to some, stanger to others
Say what you offer to the sinner whose fault
is to stare at you and saying that you're bogus.
Answers should come.
Where are you, Brothers?
a farewell to sueposter
Prick I hate says he's going to Austria after we leave the EU.
Another tick off the list.
conservatives and white supremacists
because they go hand in hand
what doesn’t this have to do with slags?
GET DABBED ON
power level came out about new zealand last night while drunk
Couldn't be farther from the truth
shit is absolutely true.
Don't let dogmas divide us, the sacred is real.
need to have a wash and get dressed
i'm such a disgusting slob
swigs of room-temp lidl-brand diet coke straight from the 2L bottle
breakfast of Kings
What should I eat if I want to rip out absolutely rancid farts?
no it's not, be quiet
why would you want that
aha your friends will be weird around you from now on
eating a muller corner
Ah yes. Stop criticising Islam and they will stop slaughtering people
nah hes a close m8 tbf
love overseas territories
love trad toryism
gonna fart in a jar and keep it sealed for a year
fucking jews ruined it for everybody
lads, it's Tottenham
what flavour big fella
it’s good to have goals in life
cool it with the anti semetism please
choc vani balls
listening to synthwave and slowly pacing around my living room in my ill-fitting scorpion jacket
Told the girlfriend about the Jewish conspiracy yesterday
Think she’s receptive
what's their fucking problem
Put a ring on it lad
Fuck off nafri now your families can be scared in their own homes too
i said it here the other day twitter is the 'chong but full of namefags. Bad idea if you ask me
blew up at my mate posting some shit about the fraser anning business
what the fuck did that kid expect? smacking the head of a unit senator in a room full of far-right wingers
what my people though? I refuse to comment
BBC radio 1 is shit
business idea: pot noodle bar
He got out without a bruise didn't he?
need to get off social media for a while
BBC Four is the only acceptable channel.
for me it's 1xtra
got smacked up a bit
never nice getting choked either
He probably got the idea from watching Barry Lyndon.
never got the point of cloud atlas
head on ye like a fuckin frube
I love Barry Lyndon.
lots of people enjoy getting choked
just called an Instagram slag a coalburner
dis niqqa finna be dead on foe nem
been wanking your dog lad?
would kick the fuck out of it
read the book
the film is utter twoddle
oooh youre hard
Farrage > Batten
That’s probably what I would think if I saw you lad
Nearly a quarter of the way through 2019
Still no gf
is there a difference between fucking a lad and a woman up the arse? like do the bum passageways feel different?
thank you for your service
lunch break nearly over
then we’re (singular) off to rail museumtoil
clara henry lads
Gf is Asian and she calls white girls coalburners and mudsharks all the time ahahahaha
The lad's arse is hairy.
sex is 99% mental anyway
physical sensation only counts for 10% of the pleasure
chong asian or paki asian
no she isn't
no she doesn't
where are you
She does it’s one of those funny things I can’t prove but you’ve gotta believe me
birds of prey scare me
*starts beating the absolute shit out of everyone ITT for the laugh*
From yon far country blows:
so it's the same if he had a smooth arse then?
Even tho Alt-righters are bad they are necessary. There always has to be retaliation, it's just the nature of the world. Non-whites use to see white people as spineless pussies that can be walked over in their own countries. Now these alt-right crazy white boys are shooting up their mosques are ghettos. They now respect and fear us.
for me its Doop by the band Doop taken from their album Doop
i recognise that chat
Looks like mine
one day the trees will reclaim this land
watched 20mins of the mccan doc before turning it off
would not recommend it
fat brown eyed slag
omg england is so rainy!!
a fine selection
desu i'd rather have heavy rain then clear skies than constant drizzle and cloudy skies.
Are you sad about rock not being pop anymore?
Fuck every terrorist white black purple muslim christian jedi I proper dont care, divide & conquer is how the media play it when this is a HUMAN THING, once you take an innocent life for your own ideologies you leave the bracket you was in before & become your own evil person
What I was trying to say yesterday
Albania is the greatest nation on the earth, bar none tbqh
becus its really sad
how can you comfortably relax knowing your draws are slighty open at all different lengths
Got banned for shitposting about throwing molotov cocktails into a mosque wtf Jow Forums is dead
Lads, I don't know what the fuck is going on. But I hardly feel like busting a nut anymore? Is it possible that the fluoxetine has permanently fucked my libedo forever?
Cool doings bro.
what you reckon lads?
I'm sure they're good for something
had a discussion with the slag and she gave me a free entry to the railway museum
would head over to lidl just out of boredom but I know I'd just end up buying a load of sweets and crisps and shit and eat it all in my car like the sad bastard I am
do you think grinding on a girl and touching her bare waist/back/tummy is cheating if she has a bf
i was like that for a while and could only get fully hard if i added in some arse play to the wank
12:25 AM here in Sydney
I'm staying up late tonight!
it's still going
don't @me paki lovers
ever shit in the car?
ooh you're hard
Based. I will go to sleep at 3 am.
one housemate leaves just as another starts faffing about the house
just want peace and quiet
sharted one time on the motorway. bad times
Hard now, hard always. I were born hard.
posting a cat image lads
Based Frenchies are dedicated.
sister has her bedroom curtains closed at 1:30 on a saturday. is she having a girl wank?
how did you react?
my new plan is I can masturbate all I like on the weekends and stuff but don't during the week
me and the flatmates have a schedule where we make sure one of us is in the kitchen at all times so the house autist starves himself
bout to go beast mode on 8 ball pool
french need a strong man to control them otherwise they'll make a mess of it
ancien regime knew it, napoleon knew it, petain knew it
much like the krauts in this regard, they're not to be trusted with freedom of expression
On the bus on my way for a date lads
This is literally my cousin
islam is a religion of peace
actually struck me how much I want a Jewish or brunette gf
Put your ear to her bedroom door. Do you hear any buzzing noises?
had to sit with my right arsecheek raised for about ten mins until I got to a petrol station then ask to use the restroom (which required a key from the cashier)
literally standing in the queue with shit in my jocks
History shows us to be a freedom loving people, could even say brexit is an expression of that. So why dose everything feel so controlled today?
All muslims need to be removed
Jokes on you. He'll just order from Uber Eats & get it directly sent to the door.
Why are the press peddling all these "hero" stories in Christchurch about people we can see were murdered like mugs?
completely snizzlefricked on ibuprofen lads
Me and the lads on the way to the Mosque.
We have a house autist but I’m the only one who makes the effort to talk to him. Every time I’m in the kitchen he just stands there over my shoulder and leaves when I leave, he’s never even cooking or anything.
I get he’s just trying to be friendly but it’s annoying as fuck.
too much ibuprofen will genuinely fuck up your kidneys my lad
What gun is that?
Love country music lads
Was with a girl last night and she was blowing me. Then she stuck a finger up my bum and I found it incredibly pleasureable
Am I gay?
gchq would like a word la xx
If they were closer they wouldn't have needed to, because they'd have been represented in Westminster. White settler colonies were still colonies, just ones that took a different form due to the high levels of ex-metropole migration. I would argue that there was a distinct colonial identity even as most still saw themselves as British subjects (just as distinct Australian, New Zealander, Canadian, South African, etc identities grew among their settler communities)--this is something that inevitably develops among a settler population that lives in comparative isolation from the metropole.
you shias are all kuffar innit
Should I watch Get Out? Looks like oscar bait shit.
oh shit i just took two
the house autist wants out for a pee again
where do I obtain a gf with this aesthetic?
Love God and his son Jesus
How many needed to die in sleep?
Nah, it's a bit crap.
yeah it's better than 99% of the trife coming out of Hollywood recently
love Allah and his prophet Mohammed pbuh
is this correct?
just had a wank whilst facing towards mecca
not hugely fond of Indian women but the black ones are sexy as fuck for some reason
the open-border types are going to flog the NZ attack literally every day from here on
good job bruce!
Rorke saying "pigs be upon him" (while posting images of the prophet pbuh being fucked by a slimy pig) and "piss be upon him" and so on while not understanding that the prophet pbuh literally flew to the moon on a donkey
Why don't the protesters cover those tear gas canisters with wooden boxes so the tear gas doesn't force them back?
Islam is the problem.
Yeah you're right, was just looking at it as if the stock were the barrel.
me? fond of jewish girls
and gay threads are an int tradition
Yep, Mk.3 Sten manufactured by Triang and other makers of pressed steel toys.
the so-called discord trannies are actually real?
Looks like oscar bait shit.
It's not bad.
It's the type of movie that i wouldn't expect to win an oscar or universally praised in the way that it is, wouldn't consider it oscar bait.
They contain little beads which scatter when they hit.
To Dublin or what?
Drinking monster mango loco
What's happening with Brexit?
I am English :)
Somebody help her lads :/
put that cock out of your ass, can't hear you talking shit
Why is the West so desperate to pander to Islam?
please blur any images of brenton's face
what did Milo apparently say about the NZ attack that got his Aus visa revoked? can't seem to find whatever it was anywhere
There is every incentive for a white person to be a bleeding heart liberal.
Saw him saluting like Breivik on the tv at work and his face was blurred.
if muslims didn't invade our countries this wouldn't happen
fuck you you bogtrotting irishman
here we are then
remember he got kicked out of his church and his parish called him a lundy
no wonder he died angry and bitter
went a bit hard on israelilad, didn't really mean it
just came up with that phrase and wanted to use it
Yiannopoulos had described Islam as a "barbaric, alien" religious culture on social media after the terror incident, prompting the Government's change of heart.
best i got after a minute search
can't be fucked with any more
always amazed at the lengths people will go to to pretend they personally care about the victims of shootings and that
they'd lose a holy war
what did that have to do with the attacks in NZ though?
What a hard man, remind me to never piss you off.
who's mom is this?
based leftypol putting rorke back on the ropes
leftypol nowhere to been seen
wonder if in 100 years time people will do this javelin trains
Always amazed that there are people incapable of empathy.
Spotify has a "report explicit content" option
what the fuck is he going to do if someone rocks up with a semi auto rifle
thoughts and prayers are with you at this difficult and empathetic time
those numbers don't add up lad
this is why they dont want you to watch the footage. nothing like this happened.
Off to the pub for the Ireland v Wales game. Later virgins
it's insincere empathy at best
no one who didn't have their family member shot or directly witnessed it in person is going to lose a minute of sleep over this
he'll stand there and watch them
think im gonna start praying to god again
fire playing just as leaving the scene is too much of coincidence
You're a salty chap! Can I tell people you're my friend?
This is what happens when white supremacy is allowed to fester. The social media sites don't give a shit. They are for-profit cesspools. The traditional media have also contributed, by refusing to call racism out for what it is. Instead they use softer terms like "racial rhetoric, racially tinged, inflammatory" etc....and they describe right wing bigots as "firebrands" and other complimentary and flattering terms. Right wing shitbergs will be pandered to with articles and columns by the mainstream press which platform them and make them seem like rebellious free speech advocates instead of the cynical and cowardly bastards that they really are.
what's the point of texting women?
it's amusing or comforting to listen to their inane airheadedness in person but digitally? why the fuck would you do that to your time?
calm down mboko
wish the irish the best
can you report nickleback for being explicitly bad?
he would call him a racist and a bigot
sweet thing I want you
Yeah, first remove kebab on the radio and then fire when he had petrol bombs in his car? Must be a higher power at work, only explanation.
Simply do not care. It's part and parcel of living in a city and those muslims should have been prepared for it.
if allah was real why didnt the bullets bounce off when they were in his house
this is how 3rd class train passengers dined between 1910 and 1950
feels like we’ve devolved desu
north - summat
south - samfink
“Part and parcel of living in a great global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things, you’ve got to be vigilant, you’ve got to support the police doing an incredibly hard job. We must never accept terrorists being successful, we must never accept that terrorists can destroy our life or destroy the way we lead our lives.”
our society has been collapsing for decades
Fancied a wank so nipped down the local Tesco. Quite a queue at the checkouts but as you know you cannot use the self-scans for your Portes wank-card as you need to be ID'd at the till. Some bint with her 2 kids stood right behind me, well within earshot.
So I'm at the till and the 17 year old behind the counter says she'll need her manager to approve it because she's under 18 herself - fair does. So the manager comes over and she asks what genre I'm after.
"I'm in the mood for some cuckold porn, cheers" and then she starts the usual upselling. "Do you want to upgrade that to include black bulls?" Yeah sure go for it. "How about bareback balls deep cream pies - potent black bull sperm seeding fertile white wombs with ropes of sticky hot buck sperm?" Yeah OK sound, that'll do me nicely. £8.99 unlimited Portes card, sorted.
The manager asks me if I have a clubcard but I don't so I offer for the lass behind me to scan her Tesco fob so the points don't go to waste and she happily obliges.
As I walk away I hear her children asking "Mummy what is a black bull?" and I thank the lord that we live in a progressive porn-card society where children are protected from the harms of online pornogra
I'd have empathy if muslims were sympathetic characters. They never are in my experience.
all been downhill from 1914 so i say *finishes off the dregs from every glass on the table*
mum made me a cup of tea
Like I said, I'm amazed that people don't feel empathy. Or understand it.
no it hasn't
oi janny fuck off you shitskin
Corpse is taking a while to stop kicking. Still I'm sure having polio and poverty back would be wonderful!
ban this racist music
The holy truth innit
the elite know it's the righteous religion, so they're doing their best to save their souls
Islam is a cancer. It's fucking baffling to me why liberals support and encourage it in the West.
Maybe if they started separating the people (and their colour) from the religion, their attitudes would change.
unless he cheated and put it as the only song on the playlist its just too much of a coincidence for a song describing satan welcoming new souls to play just as hes finished the massacre
twas 70 yesterday
is 30 today
once I finish my bottle of vodka I'm going to give up alcohol I think
ban this racist scene
kalergi plan in action
Probably best discussed in /pol/ user.
i acknowledge things like shootings as sad events but to wallow in it and go on and on in speeches and on social media and say the same generic shit and elicit tears
it genuinely is insincere empathy, and not because shootings are good or whatever edgy shit i just cannot believe that normal humans can go about their lives if they cry and weep and hold candle-lit ceremonies every time they open the paper
kikeslave warned me too
Got hairy bollocks to go with that edge kid?
la femme is a kino band tbf
fancy a beer but it just seems wrong to have one this early 2bh, even if just to nurse on one for an hour or so
hate speech is free speech
it is. And anyway I didn't even use any slurs
nurse my cock for an hour or so
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Apart from the racially pejorative term you mean?
whomstever came up with the rule that you're not supposed to drink before a certain time of day was a twat and probably a nonce
it's never too early to get pissed
enemy of freedom is not free
its st patricks weekend you fairy
Yeah, it costs about tree fiddy
4channel doesnt have free speech in its rules or principles
I got warned for saying 'muslims invade our countries'
janny needs to get a grip the stupid NIGGER
/b/ is pretty close.
Defensive democracy is the philosophy that members of a democratic society believe it necessary to limit some rights and freedoms, in order to protect the institutions of the democracy.
might suck one of those green niggers for st. paddy's day
4channel doesn't have a /b/ board anymore sweaty
*to the tune of "here is the news" by electric light orchestra*
where is the new?
anyone who uses the term n****er or p*ki or k*ke or w*g etc in online spaces will feel the wrath of my meaty fists
pooey arse wank fart bum!
Ah, I view them all. Oh well, not complaining the less edgy autist crap I have to wade through, the better.
business idea: racism
try again x
and now the depression is back