Culture Pals - /cp/

Pints edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (embed)

Old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI
youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Molo gets cucked Edition

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Imagine deepthroating the schizo magyar qt with the frail voice

Gawd i want to breed her throatpuccy w/my BWC heh

I want to breed that korean guy

I made a chad tinder account and the truth hurts

;_; just keep going.

40 year old thai woman wants to massage me
how should i feel about this

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>how should i feel about this
lucky. a massage would be nice after all that lifting.

That is gay!
But... is he cute?

korean guy who?

Based except for Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan. I'd keep all of the Arab countries out, but girls in hijabs are my weakness

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To the Flip woman: While swingers are undeniably superior (?), I represent a different style. But anyway, my offer still stands. You tell me your username and I visit you. Don't miss your chance, Miss!

As for Randy...Ohoho, he blossoms, indeed....but that wasn't always the case, now prove me wrong!
It would be pretty funny if his pic was one of those well known 'ask a stranger on the street to take a pic of you' cases though... :*

Calling my alto frail is VERY rude.

I made the account of The Perfect Girl and I made it public that I swipe everyone right, and I hold myself to it. It is one amazing thing to wath men raging when they realize they're, by their own words, not special. Mankind...

You

>swingers are undeniably superior
:)

>You tell me your username and I visit you.
I will leave our meeting to chance :3

how to good profile pics?

I think i was viewed by a Korean(gril) catfish.
the upside is her profile is quite based because it featured pic related.

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Give me a rundown on 2019 randy, is he Chad now? Did he change his account name?

If by chad, you mean doing driver's license, then yes.

Do you desire to get bred by germanic BWC?

>:)
Why yes? That's my style. How could you tell.

Alright then, be as you wish, m'lady!

I fear pregnancy.

>create profile
>20 views
>almost exclusively 3rd worlders

So why are people talking about your pic?

What pic? Don't post link, just describe it

The one is talking about

Fun fact: Hungarian puccy's shape is optimum for catching and utilizing potent germano-aryan seed

Hungarian women are literally biologically made to get impregnated by strong germanic men

>I fear my main biological and evolutionary purpose

Cam on lass don't be that thot

There is nothing more fulfilling in a woman's life than having children and raising them

I can show you if you like ;)

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>tfw no 1st world gf

Don't you have a Russian?

The portuguese poster who got btfo by the american last thread might be the worst poster but you are unironically the best, based phenotype autist.

>be me
>used to talk with an italian girl on interpals and then whatsapp/skype a few years ago
>lost contact
>found her again on instagram
what should i dm to her?

No idea ;_;

That was a really funny fact, thanks for m-making my day, user!

You're a fool if you think me having fears is not a perfectly acceptable thing. I don't reject my biological purpose you genius, I didn't even say I don't desire it. I simply don't think carrying out another being in my own body is a very easy and and light thing (also a choice) to perform. But I guess I should keep in mind that not everyone is biologically designed to carry babies, some just carry BWCs and germano-aryan seed which is not exactly the same therefore it's nonsense from my part to expect finding apprehension. :)) ha-ha

Do you drink horse milk?

Yes. Only at Thuesday 6 pm, though.

You are such a fucking cuck Macchi

meh, that doesn't help me

Pretty sure the answer is there you cuck, don't do it. Why bother trying to talk to someone that you haven't talked to in a long time that hasn't tried to contact you at all?

>I'm not easy person to give my number to foreigners,
What does this mean?

The person in question does not give their easily to foreigners

No shit, but does it mean something lewd's about to happen and she's basically giving me the "I'm not one of the easy ones" speech or what?

/Katacular

which one of you is this?

Finally deleted my picless account, I learned that without any pic there is no hope, and with my ugliness there was no hope either way.

some Swedish user scored a lot with no pic, you're just bad at it.

I had some luck, until they saw my pics.

Show yourself. We won't judge

We will judge. But show yourself anyway!

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I am talking to a hungarian girl right now

Been in internet long enough to be afraid of becoming another weirdo/ugly guy meme, there is a reason why nobody in RL asks me if I have a girlfriend except my parents.

I'm reporting this rn to the authorities because she's underage

>there is a reason why nobody in RL asks me if I have a girlfriend except my parents.
that's because you don't take good care of yourself.

>why nobody in RL asks me if I have a girlfriend except my parents.
tfw don't even have anybody to ask me anything IRL

I won't deny that, but there are other issues that have no such easy solution.

>there is a reason why nobody in RL asks me if I have a girlfriend

consider yourself lucky then

Why don't you have a gf yet, user? Are you gay?

This is not him. Or if yes, I. Won't.
.... :s
Judge.

Keep us updated. Sounds promising!

What are your opinions on Russians and Turks? They view me and message me mostly.

>Turks
The whole sites hates them, can't say that does them good.

youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

Just found this song, I like it.

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU

You have a gf don't be messaging other girls

How to get redhead qt?

She seems ok so far from the few messages. Shes from budapest, any tips for talking to people from there?

yfw you realize he planned the entire thing around his playlist

Oh yeah he planned to burn the building didn't he?

He as in that cunt that shoot the mosque?

Tell her she's a capital QT.
I dunno man..Hungary is more than centralized. I don't really know how to talk to a girl in a "'different"' way because she belongs to the larger part of the population that is living in the centre of the country.
Still, any further question rises, just ask. :)

Whomst you?

God i want to breed you

Go to metal gigs and/or bars since there's usually an abundance of them there.

death to all hungarian

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3/4 gals responded and so far I'm not that pleased with 2 of them.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Meant on interpals. How do you even talk to people at shows? I stopped going, but usually I'd just go there, watch the concert, come back home. I don't go to bars, I have no friends.

>I have no friends.
Rude! You have us Portubro!

Good night /cp/, I now depart.

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An American, an Hungarian and a Portuguese enter a bar ...

And they see that the Barman is Chilean so they say...

una cerveza por favor

And the Chilean pisses in 3 cups and delivers it to us

he tells them it's bud light.
But they had a hard time.

Niggers

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Are

How to get a qt 3.14 German gf like this OP?

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By shooting up a mosque lmao

that makes no sense and is extremely rude

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Message qts and say you are looking for someone to tall

**** to talk to because you’re stressed because of recent events. Girls will be like “awww he’s sensitive” and you’re in, then you get German puss

Pussy

yeah, he had 2 fuel cans in his car.

>that
>cute

>40 views
>no messages from qts

I feel scammed

This just looks like some generic hipster trash you can find anywhere.

Hot

welcome to reality brother

Don't be a bitch and move your ass

youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

/YourOldCrush
Finally some quality users on interpals.

Cute!