Im a failure

Im a failure

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Same

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No, you aren't.

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same

Same

Same.

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welcome to the club

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A budding kebab remover

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no you're not user, unless you're a virgin or haven't kissed a girl yet. I that case you're indeed a massive failure of a man.

same, but i am also 28

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>unless you're a virgin
Hey, this is me. Hurry up 2021.

same but i am also italian

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There's no longer any way out for doomers. Now it's just a desk with javascript till you die, no way to escape anymore.

lmao losers

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No one is a success.

Me too, bro.

25 year old virgin, but I don't feel like a failure

Same.

i'm fourty three and spend eight hours a day on Jow Forums

24 khv, thanks bro

h-haha losers

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I am 27 & wake up every morning & think how much of a failure I am compared to my younger siblings. You had one job, WHY OH WHY did I have to be the first failure child. Fuck my life lads.

Aleast my parents did one thing right & didn't put me in an Autism school I guess.

You are only a failure if you
1. do drugs and alcohol
2. are fat or weak as shit
3. dont act rationally in your self interest

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carve your own destiny lads
the world is your oyster

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Aren't Brazilian girls easy and don't they fuck since the age of 12?

I haven't done either of those

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same

26, futureless virgin,

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so these are the people calling me fat and stupid

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whataboutism

25 3/10 brainlet khhv

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iktf

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well it is hypocritical

accusations of hypocrisy are almost always fallacious deflection. whether or not I'm a failure (I am) has absolutely no bearing on whether or not you're fat and stupid (You are). No contradiction whatsoever.

It's just an easy manipulative crutch brainlets love to use in debate because other brainlets always fall for it.

You're defending a sweeping generalization because I used whataboutism, amazing. I'm not fat or stupid

I don't want to go to jail :(

you dont have to

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Yep thats me

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>Calvin and Hobbes
BASED

I have had multiple girlfriends, had sex etc. yet I still turned into a loser neet.

I don't want stds dude and besides, I would never date a non virgin

but whether or not you are fat or stupid has fuck all to do with whether I am a failure. you entered the thread with an assertion that implies so.