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bless you albert.
*sips*

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I too am sipping.
How's it going bruv

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having family visit this weekend. idk how it will go. haven't seen them in years. I know one is a vegetarian, I found out. maybe its just a teen phase though.

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>one is a vegetarian
Luck be with you. That's almost lesbian tier.

>almost lesbian tier
Carpet is not a vegetable

It really is. No bacon or steak? literally, why live? I just hope they are not political because I struggle with being an asshole often.
big lol on that.

have some backup bacon ready to go in case you need to ward them off

son, my frig is full of bacon. matter of fact I currently have about 7lbs of pork slow cooking in a crock pot right now.

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>new coworkers
>they don`t even last through the first day
>leave early
>my boss is probably going to fire them
Do these people even want jobs? Why go to the trouble of applying and going to the interview if you`re just going to skip out on the first day? s m h


based and CARNIVOREpilled

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>one is a vegetarian
lacto-ovo and pescatarians aren't that bad. if she's full on vegan then she needs to fuck herself tho

>Do these people even want jobs? Why go to the trouble of applying and going to the interview if you`re just going to skip out on the first day? s m h
truth is society has TOO MANY safety nets. We need to roll back social benefits and support for the weak in society. Fuck people who don't wanna work.
I'll find out I guess.. I think its just standard vegetarian. I agree with you tho, full vegan is something people would be institutionalized for 100 years ago. its the diet of an unstable person who probably summons demons in their spare time..

the thing is that certain types of vegetarianism can be valid diets or just a preference thing but veganism is always a political thing so they can be holier than thou

>veganism is always a political thing so they can be holier than thou
f that. f them.

>Fuck people who don't wanna work.
Conway correct me if i`m wrong but from my historical readings, it seems as though the government has slowly implemented gibs, especially with FDR and afterwards.
It seems wrong in democracy to subsidize or import people to bolster your voter base. Im pretty sure Caesar made a bunch of northern Italians roman citizens and then most voted for him. That sort of thing

FUCK WORK

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yeah I think its a well known scam at this point and anyone that denies it is being a dick.

>these are all the children of a (genetically) black man
??????

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Dude on the right looks like an Injun

le gros louis

do americans really have clothes with american city names on it?
i thought it was just a non-american thing
can't imagine myself with a shirt like "nantes" or some shit lmao

I don't even. It's like Michael Jackson had the midas touch except with complete weirdness instead of gold.

thats because he was chemically castrated by his father. those are not his children genetically. its quite obvious.

True redpilled patricians have no t-shirts at all in their wardrobe, because paying to advertise something is cuckery.

If Brooklyn wants me to wear their name out in public on my torso, then they can mail me a check first.

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yeah, i see new york apparel sometimes. Fucking city loving yanks

I think the rule is that you can wear clothing with city names as long as it's not the same name as the city you live in.

>he doesnt wear white T`s like its the 50s

>he wears clothes
fucking normies

its the mentality of city dwellers. country people arn't out there wearing shirts they say "Macon-Bibb county"

>tfw your dad names you "blanket"

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>implying I don't
>implying I don't also have a bomb-ass leather jacket that I never wear because it's too fucking hot outside

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>country people
>owning shirts

oh yeah I forgot its like this..

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how did you get that picture of Plantchad

I have my ways.

Looks nipple chafey

Oh shit, I'm sorry

lmao

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lol

>boots not even laced up a little bit
/fa/

builds character.
lol

peak southern boomer

except is you don't lift or do any physical work-- then it looks fairly unintimidating.

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Howdy fellers its me large lou

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>tfw this is how I look
I swear I work with my hands. I'm just doomed to skellydom.

fact blast: french word for overall is salopette which could literally mean "a little thing to get fucking dirty"

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you need to bulk. force feed protein. go ask Jow Forums how its done.
weird and interesting

what did she mean by this

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French is a silly language

I don't really believe in that stuff tbqh. I figure as long as I'm actively doing work pretty often I'll just kind of naturally fall into whatever weight class I'm meant to be.

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that's not too bad. I have an older bro that have been living this way his whole life and hes happy as a lark.

summoning hérault

Hey yall ever tried KFC's guar gumbo?

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>gumbo
I just make my own.

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Let's just say it took the signal 1h to cross the Alps

seriously worried about macon, lads.

who

That town in Saône-et-Loire

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oh sure
id be worried too
god knows what happens up the L*ire

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yikes

Nichons dodus et les fesses

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8 de chaque pour moi stp chef merci

Comme vous voudrez, bon monsieur

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i fucking hate niggers

Watch your profanity

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i hate whiteys too

Probably just busy doing laerning and things

and above all fuck the chinese

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Paris was burning again today

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me

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haha wouldn't it be crazy if someone posted in this dead fucking thread
imagine haha

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Thinking of learning the accordion

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me and var

Thinking of killing my neighbour if he does not turn his shit down

Is he playing the accordion

Thinking about kemalism

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He was playing generic Raggae song about birds n no borders n ACAB n sheit #541654 on his big ass blutooth speaker but it stopped now

You got speakers? You should counter with a volley of Dadawah.

Just my computer and it's not loud enough to go through a wall
I would have done it the first time he woke me up in the middle of the night otherwise

Worst thing is he genuinely don't remember me confronting him the days after because when he doesn't care about volume it means he is already high as fuck

Fuck proper cokeheads

F. Living innacountry really has its benefit.

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Just need a detached house like back in Hérault

Any other options in Savoie or is this pretty much the best you can get?

are you trying to get v& or something you crazy bastard

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What do you mean
I currently live in a hotel which is why neighbours are an issue, otherwise there's everything in Savoie from sheperd's houses up high to borderline commieblocks in the largest settlements

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based

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I was just wondering what options you specifically have out there if any. The company you're working for is providing the room, right?

nananana battement

nanananana fledermausmench

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I see, yeah they provide room however we're free to sleep wherever we want

There are options in town in the valley, I'd be 30mn away from work instead of 30 seconds which isn't a problem but no other option is free like my room so I endure the asshole neighbour and save 300 euros of rent out of the 1100 a month I make

As far as provided rooms go boi we're full as heck so changing is not an option, and finding another employee willing to trade would be a hassle

Besides I'm complaining about one guy but at least I live in a secluded area of the hotel specifically for employees, whereas some of my coworkers have to live among the clients and since they come from all over Europe to have fun it's a mess every night

pee pee poo poo

Pipi caca*

Why did the Roman Empire rise and fall in 1860 - 1864

>save 300 euros of rent
Smartman. I have a buddy who did wildland firefighting for a summer and they provided lodging for him as well on top of paying him like $50 an hour. Dude came out absolutely loaded with money.

imagine wageslaving just for the smic
come home neet, this isnt worth it

you mean 1852 1870

I earn a smic but with 0 expenses since room and food are provided
My mother earns 2500 a month but has to pay rent, bills, food, gas... I wouldn't be surprised if I managed to put more money of the side than her at the end of the month
35h a week with 4 months of ski is the good deal, pigeons who spend half my salary for 6 days of ski are brainlets

Don't worry though, these last 2 years I barely worked between May and November and collected almost thousand buck of unemployment gibs a month, which I used to chill all over France with my friends while still having no forced expenses because I lived with my dad

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