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I was hypothetically answering the guys question you bender
Yes sexually suggestive dancing with physical contact may be constituted by some as cheating especially if said girl is a sket (BET)
do you think grinding on a girl and touching her bare waist/back/tummy is cheating if she has a bf?
I was hypothetically answering my own question you bender
excuse me, there are FOUR /brit/s in the catalog right now.
yes. her bf should ditch that whore
all I'm saying is there are some axioms that are derived a priori from the origins of human consciousness and that's that
Easy rule of thumb is: If she wouldn't do it in front of her bf, then it's cheating. So yes, it's cheating
in english herr doctor
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is portsmouth ever gonna make it back lads?
vanessa carlton is so PENG
london paki absolutely seething. lmao
Rate the KFC order lads
what site is this?
oof dont think so lad
Fatfuck/10
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zoomers won't get this
mmmm
christianity is really the runtiest of all the abrahamic religions.
>judaism
>steeped in rich history, observance of the law, esoteric philosophical secrets passed on through vigorous study
>islam
>a daring synthesis of observation of the jewish law with the messianic tradition of christ, with a lot of additional stuff lobbed over the top. has an a fairly watertight theology
>gnosticism
>greater contemplation of jesus' philosophical message, the people around jesus like john the baptist and mary magdalene and their lives nad stories, linking them with the jewish and greek/roman philosophical traditions and a strong emphasis on secret knowledge.
>christianity
>so like god made a kid with mary and then the baby was born and it was god but then god decided that the man who was actually him needed to die so like god got himself killed but its ok because he was god so everyone turned out ok as a result like everyone can now like love each other and god is one thing but hes 3 things at the same time like, just love your neighbour man.
just eat
>free kfc delivery
wish I had this, some of the thai takeaways charge €4 for delivery
who is this?
didn't realise people still went to kfc. local chicken shops are invariably better.
any souf (london) man in? tfw my local morleys puts special indian spices in the hot wings.
just turn the other cheeky eh
>greek/roman philosophical traditions
what makes you say this? there's a little engagement with platonism but besides that I wouldn't really say it takes much from that at all except Hermeticism which is more Egyptian
listening to Tom Waits
don't take that to mean I'm a massive fan with extensive knowledge of his entire catalog or anything though. I just have a few songs I got from yt I bounce between. find most albums in general are a chore to sit through in their entirety especially now in the instant gratification age
>a daring synthesis of observation of the jewish law with the messianic tradition of christ, with a lot of additional stuff lobbed over the top. has an a fairly watertight theology
Baffles me that this is what people think Islam is.
before leaving the EU we have unfettered access to the labour markets of:
the UK
27 EU countries
4 EEA countries
and Switzerland
after Brexit we have unfettered access to the labour market of:
the UK
Ireland.
halp miiii
*pop pop*
fire!
i want you to burn!
no woman truly escapes the wall, do they?
Interpol coverband called Incelpol
yeah one of the main reasons I get it half the time
morleys wings are peng but apart from that everything else KFC does is better, particularly the chicken burgers
first ''local chicken shops'' google search result is a tedx talk
come on man
>a daring synthesis
People can get pregnant from dancing. You are probably going to father twins very-very soon.
>hermes trismegistus
>not greaco-egyptian
Business idea: The Taliban, but in England.
Trying my best
danny glover
>unfettered
This word doesn't mean what you think it does.
Sometimes brits look like bulldog dolls...
You're only allowed to reply to me if you're not a virgin
it has nothing to do with the actual god Hermes though it's just a reimagining of Thoth. Only reason it's probably even called Hermeticism instead of say Thothism is because we only have it in coptic greek (and latin) rather than the original text.
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breakdanced so hard I made twins
that is what it is.
Islam is basically ebionite christianity which was an early arabian jewish school of christianity that taught jesus was the messiah but non-divine and that jewish law had to to be upheld.
muhammad basically learned everything from a christian arab monk called waraqa who also must have taught him some gnostic doctrine and then muhammad just ad-libbed some bits onto it.
get physically irked when I get a text 2bh cause I just know its someone who fucking wants something from me that involves me having to go out of my way or change my plans
It means exactly what I think it means.
fettered means you have to apply for a visa and therefore face loads of immigration policies actively meant to keep you out and put you at the bottom of the queue even if you're the most qualified best person because the government prefers a minimally competent national to you.
me*
*steps out of a lineup*
That's not what it is at all.
Everything you've posted is like some ignorant gimpy babby's first introduction to Islam
just annihilated a sticky bun
>when a pseud tries to act smart and ends up embarrassing himself by revealing his lack of knowledge by not knowing when to shut up
these are easily my favourite episodes
so what is it?
Well you've confirmed you don't understand what it means. Deary me.
bad poopoo not good
i only shagged with 4's. you gotta at least bang a 5 to become a man.
>the virgin freak at work openly admitted that he likes listening to ASMR
it's like he wants me to bully him
cringe comedy does get dull after a while
unfettered means unrestricted.
Be quiet, the entirety of /brit/ thinks that they were Will McKenzie in school before becoming Mark Corrigan in adulthood
I am pleased
based sea doggos
a babby's introduction would say that islam is about muhammad and stuff like that. it wouldn't reduce islam to being a weird type of christianity that didn't want to go too far from judaism.
cheeky ‘cide might be on the cards
the worst is yet to come
*dabs on france*
who are you quoting
no we don't
religious debate became boring and redundant after Hitchens died and atheism got claimed by cringey liberal redditors who incorporated it into their broad social justice agenda
Worst Week is fucking awful. Why would anyone subject themselves to that?
I'll have you know I'm more of a mix of the worst parts of Mark and Jeremy.
i see the pakis are about itt defending their toxic religion
lads...
lads...
wait for it...
THE TALIBAN DID NOTHING WRONG
She wants a man from London, she wants a fella with felonies
kfc dont deliever to my postcode
shit whacky bruce killed 0.1% of New Zealands Muslim population
does anyone else see girls with fit bodies but not so nice faces that makes you just want to fuck them but never kiss them?
And do you see fat girls you would like to kiss but you never want to see them with their clothes off?
i just miss the times when mde posting was funny
spot on. especially the second one. those are my favourite.
Red wine turns me into a proper pisshead/drughead and the drunken effect lasts ages
Forget why I don't drink it lol
yeah but my standards are very low so it rarely happens
no he didn't
new zealand isn't a real country
the entire video is an AI generated deep fake
entire bag of gouda and chive flavored popcorn down the feeding pipe
Jesus
grandad just died lmaoo
lmao, janny seething
You're one sick fucka you kid
honestly i'd say i'm attracted to almost every girl's body from the age of like 18 to fucking 35 or something unless they're fat. the only really distinguishing factor is the face of which most of them aren't pretty. obviously some how better bodies than others but like 90% of them have a sexually attractive body to me
I puked last night
wine and prosecco give me such a thick head in the morning
Tailban? You mean US special forces?
not really he was old wrinkly and useless anyway
fuck him
Our fpl team name was deemed "too offensive" so the janny on there made us change it lol