American tv is so fcking hilarious man

I just watched this yesterday. It's fucking hilarious.

jesus fuck this is just acting right?

I refuse to believe people like this exist

all tv is staged

Οχι φίλε. Είναι πραγγματίkο. Η ΑΜΕΡΙΚΑ ΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΗ ΧΩΡΑ ΣΤΗΝ ΓΗ

>I refuse to believe people like this exist
Half of all people have below average intelligence.

jesus fucking christ

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Nuke all English speaking cunts. Russia do your fucking job.

all the '''women'''' in this video look fat as fuck, why would anyone even bother fucking those ugly pieces of lard

I agree, let's start with nederland

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This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
My brain got fucking damaged watching those american retards

absolutely beautiful
this is what Europe should strive to be

I can speak English because i'm not retarded. I also speak German. Do you not learn languages at school?

>I refuse to believe people like this exist

Evolutionary this kind of behavior is not necessarily a disadvantage so it has not been rooted out.

>Do you not learn languages at school?
i had french lessons

God I love white trash tv

Silence, gook

>Half of all people have below average intelligence.
No, half of all people have below *median* intelligence, not below average.
But I guess you have below both, somalisperm.

>people in the background:
NOOOOOOO

Important moral of this. If these inbred fuckers can procreate so can you. The average intcel looks like a chad compared to them

jesus christ kek. post freaks from your countries itt
youtube.com/watch?v=zBqyFwPjz58

youtube.com/watch?v=3i3_a_QqR6s

:DDDdd

My ears fell off

the first 10 seconds are already fucking great

at least three people fucked that whale

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thank god this is some sort of parody

More that Jeremy Kyle is the British Maury

Dios fuckin mio

That's not how sexual selection works.

>learning two languages which are yours but not watered down and shit
Wew lad, so impressive. Come back to me when you learn Mandarin.

This.

it's over

>Implying it ever started.
Time to LDAR I guess

When will i use Mandarin irl? I rather learn a useful language.

>Look mommy I'm being a pedantic faggot online

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la creaturas del americanos

Rome was a collaboration between the brits, italians and yankoids. GoT is all HBO and look how that turned out the second they surpassed the books

Rome ended because the brits cheaped out and fulled their funding.

We have other nice stuff like Mad Men, Band of Brothers, True Detective, etc.

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I'm real sorry for this guy, what a mug

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I don't know what people have against trash t.v. that is like this
Sure its not deep and intellectually stimulating but its quite entertaining to watch people with such alien personalities

I want to belive this is real

Think of it like wrestling
Does it really matter if its real or not?

>american tv

I used to watch on stream a tv show will would air first in some american tv channel. It was disgusting how they would play 2 minutes of ads with screaming people in them literally every 5 minutes. I hated it.

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>Watch American TV
>Nothing but ads for drugs
>Watch British TV
>Nothing bu ads for insurance
I don't know which is worse

maury has been around way longer retard
jerry springer is who you are looking for, who has been around even longer.

jesus christ, this is bad really really bad

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Yeah burgers have produced much kino, no disputing that

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lol it wasnt for you, but for op

>americans
>people

>corndog woman

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based

A HAND CAME OUT OF MY VAGIMA

>A HAND CAME OUT OF MY VAGIMA

Because the beauty of the white race....

>Jorge Gutierrez
Stop posting this shit.

do they have US shows in yall countries? i could see it in canada, and maybe big shows from hbo, but do they have random shit like swamp people or pawn stars?

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We have an entire channel (DMax) made for those american b tier programs. Pawn stars yes, also things like "mega ships" and other engineering niche, American Guns and all those flashy documentaries.

I love police police pursuits.
americans make fun of tragedies, that's why mass shootings not really surprising or disturbing to them, IMO.

holy shit

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based

this guy is based kek

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But they still have standards. People wouldn't fuck that bitch for 10k.

youtube.com/watch?v=MbJfGmuCvzg
sometimes american telly is brilliant