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comfy nippon edition

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tommy robinson got banned from peterborough in
person lmao
racist fuck

Grand Slam

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Based.

Bit anti-semitic to ban him

>shooting barbaric non assimilating invaders is bad

*surreptitiously reads shakespeare*

Really not sure if I've been superliked by a bot, someone trying to promote themselves, or someone actually likes me
Only social media on their profile they have is youtube and facebook, and I have one mutual friend. Even then, I'm not sure if it's legit because that friend is legitimately autistic and seems to friend a load of random people. He's in to his music performing, and it appears she is too so it could be legit.

The dinner

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buss up wi 49 skengs 'pon di Jow Forums trap
dis one be fo abdi brap brap brap

*surreptitiously reads the wikipedia resume of shakespeare*

streamable.com/wmuwf

*surreptitiously reads the summary of a wikipedia article on shakespeare on /brit/*

rorke surreptitiously reading horrid henry

you know when you on the shore somewhere in whitby
or scarborough
and you taking a piss in the sea
you pissing on the remains of your ancestors
even in london that statement holds true because all of the piss goes straight into thames
just think about it

making a wiki page for /brit/ culture

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you know you aren't anonymous on this website right? If the police wanted to find out who made this post, do you think Hiro would hesitate to hand over all the data about this post?

My mum don't know your mum stop telling man you're my cousin

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*surreptitiously googles the definition of surreptitiously*

same but all stuffed into a baguette with a shitload of butter and smothered in ketchup

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*surreptitiously asks jeeves the definition of google*

Rorke, you are forbidden to wear your tinfoil hat at the dinner table. I've warned about you this before, no ipad for the rest of the day
*Rorke screams and runs to his room*

...

not even tinfoil
loads of people have been arrested after posting here

Why are women with bitch face so damn hot?

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Such as?

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leftypol trying to hide behind the curtain but his girth and fedora betray him

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Ugh what are we going to do about him? He can't keep doing this

*surreptitiously tells man I'm your cousin*

That Jersey bloke

paddy's day is literally the whole world having the craic for a day regardless of the politics and divisions that rule the other 364!

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how come pewdiepie didnt lose all his subscribers

drinking grey goose in bed

Got caught because he was ordering bomb making materials and magazines

fuck off literal billionaire

grim

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When all is said and done, history will judge him as a man who just done what he had to do, you know?

when you're getting ready to have a proper wank to an interracial cuck banger and the officah comes to your house for the daily loicense check and he sees that your wank loicense and your electric and gas loicenses are all out of date by one day so he puts the chastity lock back on

how the fuck do you drink a goose

leftypol on the ropes

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alri homealone

it was on special offer
also bought a bottle of havana club 7yo, chivas regal, johnnie walker black, and some champagne for mothers day tomorrow

dont be that guy rorke

very carefully

porn bans will help society

le blue checkmark

finna drink

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it's just interesting
someone going to piss on our dusty skulls sometime in the future

finna get schwifty

>it's mother's day tomorrow
chit thanks for the reminder

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snot nosed punk

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You guys ever notice the vast majority of lefties are mentally ill burnouts with drug habits? Somehow they still expect their degenerate ideals to be respected and their excess needs to be catered to while contributing nothing tangible to society.

wasn't it already mothers day like a month ago
bollocks to that

it was the daily mail all along

definitely a cat

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>that zoomer haircut
ohnononono

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-47218691

My ASMR waifu is on the front page of BBC News.

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making some notes

by the time we die we will be governmentally mandated to piss in a machine that converts it to Amazon™ Electricity to power our FaceBook™ Home and our Tesla™ Car™

ermm....lol?

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Immigrations' negatives outweigh the benefit

Agree or Not?

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look at that idiot
it must be excruciating being him

Why are right-wing views correlated so strongly with low IQ?

3 1 2

I am more based than catyank.

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>dont be that guy rorke

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What went wrong?

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1, 2, 3

wanna phone me mum but i don't

don't think he was arrested over Jow Forums posts

*Blocks your path and asks to see your momentum card*

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holy shit

a free drink from caffe nero?

*screeches into the microphone* ROOORKE HES DONE YOU AGAIN

I want to examine Emma Watson’s feces.

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nah the guy pretty clearly said he was radicalised after the Muslims in Sweden truck rammed some people including splitting a little deaf girl in half as an Islamic attack

midge

CARDI B ASMR WTF

JUST NUTTED

>star wars nerd
of course

Nope. It's necessary to have any standard of life whatsoever. I cannot imagine living in a place where I only heard a single language, that life would literally not be worth living. Onwards, upwards, global Earth!

holy FUCK lads have you seen the news?

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Dangerous and downright stupid

can feel the "niceness" emanating from this post

Why is there a mosque in New Zealand anyway? That's the real question that needs answering

>What went wrong?
saying you're awkward probably

The very first impression you gave off was "I'm not confident" which is the number 1 way to get women to not be attracted to you. You also made it clear you were about to "flirt" and then asked the same sort of question you'd ask your mum if she popped over to your place unannounced.

>That Jersey bloke (singular)

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immigration in an ideal world should be great you're just filling gaps in your society e.g. you need another brain surgeon for some place in england so you get one in from a place that has too many brain surgeons (it's obviously still a net gain for us even if they don't have too many but if they have too few then a problem for them too if we take it).

the weak should fear the strong

Help me then, what's a good way to open?

is twitter going to be the new government?

Abdul Aziz, 48, picked up a credit card machine and ran towards the New Zealand terrorist, screaming: "Come here!"