/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

si yo fuera el hombre araña por un beso

pooped past the water again

>not shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

Attached: 1549247776011.jpg (300x333, 26K)

Attached: fs.jpg (800x727, 91K)

fan of bottoming, topping, and pegging

based

Attached: QTSnVub3dc_WB9UYa_eqrXXS_GPnBbZgzWUB_4Czq-s7Ykcf_Ekk-EW_TzuiGWNDxvA0F7Gl9yF2Of93BpFWLW1gg16K0RIiz_8p (750x1092, 101K)

I want my sister to get plastic surgeries so she could be kpop thot and brings me tons of money

for me personally, only bottom, thaks

just relentlessly bully her and exaggerate her flaws until she's a total wreck :)

not gay at all bro

wtf dont

ofc not

i'm a self-fulfilling prophecy with a tragic ending

nah, a mango

Attached: 4c91f8c67f06985a70439a6717a3ec42.jpg (735x918, 161K)

That's actually pretty based holy shit. I might even have to read the manga again. I stopped right at the beginning of the German Nazi arc thing.

Sounds funny in paper, but in person it's a shitfest. I'm trying to raise my little sisters self-esteem because anything negative said about her, even if it's small, gets to her emotions.

compelled to melodrama

Hey user are you ok back there? You're not getting sick are you, we're not that high. Remember we're going to have fun together after this.

Attached: 37959263_527161747717162_2140294847704072192_n.jpg (1080x1350, 126K)

were all gonna make it

got called a white nationalist by a friend of a friend

i like the nice edition one

Attached: 82973826281786.png (1104x593, 957K)

made the sauce too spicy

>work at a restaurant in college
>line cooks constantly working
>dish guys are fucking around, smoking weed, and blasting music
>couple of them got caught fucking the waitresses several times

It wasn’t fair

include me in the bottom panel please

wy pipo, smfh

>Sounds funny in paper, but in person it's a shitfest. I'm trying to raise my little sisters self-esteem because anything negative said about her, even if it's small, gets to her emotions.

Attached: 150190356655155734.jpg (646x826, 204K)

PDX players are being weird and defensive this week for some reason

mama

Most Asian-American actors are so ugly. Awkwafina would never have been a successful actor in the South Korean movie industry.

Attached: Awkwafina.jpg (618x412, 218K)

Gosh darnit the microsd card from my vag scanner popped out and i can't find it. I really needed to use it today.

Who?

Thank you for last night. What will we be doing today?

Attached: 51836874_431538714255007_1499306544950421574_n.jpg (1080x1350, 705K)

>vag scanner

Attached: monkas.png (1200x675, 211K)

Aquafina

Almuerzo en el bistró mi amor

>vag scanner

Attached: 1544663450214.jpg (368x272, 31K)

Careful or that Brazilian autist will show up

ded general

*growls at you*

buy new video on disc
load disc
go to play
6 hour update needed

Attached: 8lxA7yg.jpg (310x403, 25K)

>video
video game

Who?

Attached: 31042977_605091303183187_8822088165738151936_n.jpg (1080x1349, 171K)

youtu.be/u0jWu4WYn_w

Is it common for aunts and uncles to give money to their nephews/nieces when visiting?

who cares lol

Attached: dead nigger storage.jpg (445x290, 37K)

Yes. Assuming you're visiting nieces/nephews, how old are they? That should be the determinant of what kind of amount would be appropriate.

I found the sd card, but it's a VW diagnostic tool.

Attached: 20190316_155436-1.jpg (1542x3243, 568K)

Benis in bagina

So you love California?

My farts feel really hot on the way out sometimes

Teehee niggy niggy niggy!!

That's butt cancer

§

Does it feel like you farted a cloud of acid? I get that sometimes

Gay

same. those ones typically smell the worst

What did you guys accomplish today so far?
I got a fresh haircut, shaved and showered, and in 30 minutes I'm going to a marriage interview.

discussion of the New Zealand terrorist attack should take place in Jow Forums.

Jow Forums is for respectful discussion of world cultures. Trolling will not be tolerated.

Attached: 1552113495224.png (439x290, 141K)

>fart
>feels like a shart
>go check
>it was just a very warm fart

Attached: 1482442452113.jpg (369x387, 35K)

>marriage interview
??

Elementary school age.

Ate myself fat

Shit, I feel like I'm going through an anxiety attack. I have sweaty palms and I'm starting to think negatively. Give me some happy upbeat music please. like right now.

Attached: 2f7.jpg (601x508, 31K)

youtu.be/-57JMrU1gOY

Smell the best*

Attached: 1542306580426.png (1067x851, 181K)

youtu.be/AMnTQE68Xts

Funny lol, thank you.

I woke up
Drank coffee
Had some breakfast
Shitposted a bit
Snowblowed some snow that was not welcome on my driveway
Shitposted a bit
Showered
Ate some lunch
Shitposted a bit more and looked at american houses on google, time really flew here.
Ate dinner
Right now I'm watching Basic Instinct, but I'm also shitposting a bit.

Attached: Fiona Barron.webm (640x800, 1023K)

fair enough

Go away

Ate breakfast and now I'm relaxing.

Hate the south

Attached: IMG_0255 2.jpg (1259x1600, 420K)

based Bernie
youtu.be/zESCS2A6VTU

Not sure what this is so I'm going to post it here.

Attached: 1551512090293.webm (852x480, 755K)

Hmm manager said that my coworker asked if she could have more shifts with me

Why so hostile?

Attached: 43553295_2388233667884426_2025975038761186883_n.jpg (1080x1349, 233K)

sounds nice

play apex

Attached: 1552079536800.jpg (508x673, 45K)

Ignore him
He’s cringe
What do you think of California (Fiona’s homeland)

some posters have autistic fits about foreign posters

Attached: 1547501015721.jpg (698x800, 143K)

My dog is somewhat gross but not nearly as gross as living with a f*Moid

How do I get an american gf?

just came into my fleshlight
not sure why people say they're hard to clean

Come to America and talk to a girl
It’s easy to get a gf here

Go away.

be yourself

you're not funny like the monkey posting finn

Kill yourselves