I like this

Why are you rude to spen?

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Spain is the closest thing to a friend we have. nice going.

me too
fr*ck spain

rude

what about anglos, your greatest ally?

Based. Fuck (as)spain.

Where I'm supposed to buy my cheap cigarettes now ?

>The year is 2019
>Lusitanian scientist create a portal that can take them to alternate timeline
>They enter a timeline if there was a landmass connecting them to the mainland
>They see brown people everywhere where their proud capital once stood
>They quickly try communicating with the brown people using numidian and Arabic dialects
>"que coisa" says the brown person,
>the scientist believes this must be a timeline where the Romans conquered their land and imported millions of African slaves
>They figure out how to translate their garbled speech
>"Where did your people come from" Asks the noble scientist
>The Moortuguese begins going on a tirade of how Portugal is white and that pigskins like him have to go back to the UK. "PORTUGAL numbah uno, stupid Moros didn't touch Aryan Portuguese blood whitey!"
>Stunned the scientist barely escapes with his life, satiating the beast's lust with his wallet
>He emerges from the portal and begins to destroy it, detailing his experience to his fellow scientist

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claiming mallorca for germany

>Insutugal