RIP Muggy Mike edition
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very based. gl
CAM ON WOLVES SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
STICK IT IN THE FACKIN ONION SACK
lost my deano webm of some deano fingering a stacey in a club
for me it's salt and vinegar
might hop in to bed
had an absolute mental dream last night
massive in scale and scope
doubt I'll have one like it again
business idea: introduce free-roaming tigers, bears and crocodiles into university campuses and punish students who get low or even 'kind of' low-grades with being fed live to them,
it's chantelle mate
Favourite girls aloud girl??
*to the sound of gino by dexys midnight runners*
i think it was ted bundy who wanted to make it clear he only killed so many black people (as opposed to white people) because he lived in a black neighbourhood, not because he was racist
literally "yeah i'm a serial killer but i'm no racist!"
problem with university is people think it should be as accessible as K-12 public school. who the fuck is telling people you need to go to uni to be successful?
Grim grim grimmmmmmm
Ah yes, bavarian mating rituals
all a bit rank in hindsight
Tell me your job and I will tell you how Deano it is out of 10.
brown hands rattled out this post
not sure that's hygienic.
JJB store manager
No Ted Bundy didn't kill any black people
Ted Bundy only killed white women with brown hair with a fringe
He also sometimes kidnapped two girls and then killed one in front of the other, fucked her corpse and then killed her
He would kill them while fucking them in doggy because muscles contract around his dick
IT Support runt, am I a negative?
No, it was a peng blonde girl in a white skin tight dress and it was quite dimly lit because it was inside a club
i must be thinking of a different serial killer
is this a slags n ting thread??
love them all
bank teller at Lloyds
I know the one you're referring to but I don't have it
got me willy out and probs going to do some stuff with it if im honest x
warehousing and consuming free beer
my deano status confirmed, I return to my virginoid grotto
i'm a racist.
oh dear no im sorry i mean im a rapist.
love prawn cocktail in my mouth
run a corner shop
what can I get ya, chief?
Probably Jeffrey Dahmer
He only killed black men and worked at a chocolate factory
willy wonker whacker
bottle of unmarked vodka
pack of 6 second hand fags
2 day porn pass
Can live in 33 countries
Soon only 2.
*does a little dance*
every time i meet someones dog i am reminded how much better cats are
I'm guessing...UK and Bangladesh?
don't care mate blog on
Ohhhh sorry, chief. We don't accept card payments under a fiver.
Why not throw in a lucky dip?
cats are runtpets for runtoids
Can't live in any country as I'm a white man
want a chubby gf to cuddle and fugg on a regular basis
brits pronounce hoola hoop as "ooler oop"
*makes a little love*
noticed my happiness declines the further away I get from female contact
I wasn't planning on leaving anyway.
I'm not some paki 'economic migrant' who jumps ship when things get a bit tough.
Nigger janny is on the prowl
women are vile, disgusting creatures.
eddie stobart truck
Would rape her in the toilets
have got this
rental property owner/manager
ah yes how liberating
might pull off my skidmarked boxers next time in a club and wear them on my head
feel exceptionally smug when I go into a supermarket and there is some late 20s/early 30s sadcase working there who managed, after years of doing supermarket toil (which I did in my teen years), to become the store supervisor and is clean-shaven and marching around in his primark-tier 'suit' and still working with people half his fucking age telling them what to do
can't imagine having to toil like that where you're literally on display to the public all day as a literal 'this is where you could end up' warning to kids
am a factory toiler myself but its barely even toil ftmp and at least I'm not on full display to the public in the process
Well done user you fucking dickhead, jump the fence and get our fucking ball back.
he doesn't pronounce whore HOOER
Ted Bundy was different from other serial killers, tbf.
He wasn't just a madman deranged murderer, he was actually good at serial killing
Nigga escaped prison twice through charm and cunning. In Colorado or wherever it was he escaped the first time, he was deep innawoods and killed to survive the weather and shit
If he lived thousands of years ago, he'd have been some warlord chief or some shit, but unironically. It was like he was made to kill
back home with half a gram of high grade charlie
we say nee san, which is the proper japanese pronunciation
not even sure what this is
sounds better than jag ooooo aaaar
again, it's ma zz da, which is very close to the japanese pronunciation
I work out back thankfully.
laced with anthrax
be right in there for a sniff
We’ve all felt it lad
Previously a lab technician
all women should be arrested
I don't think it's even controversial to say that as this point
Won't last long will it
yaaaasss go stace!
cowboy electrician (not qualified)
Well they sure didn’t like that
Based and you're right
People in those jobs are pure cunts as well, somewhere deep down they know they're failures
fat line of CHANG
got a fetish for fit girls
go on deano my son get in!!!
NEET but soon to be toilsman at fedex as a package handler
This one hit me harder.
You're not wrong. While I'm not a manager I know full well I'm a failure as I prance around in my tesco uniform.
"Hi user, Matt Allwright, Rouge Traders, we just wanted to ask you about overcharging elderly women for nothing more than a simple blown fuse."
imagine if she took a really long piss right there haha
that would be well weird lmao, could you imagine
I did this stuff like this when I was a teenager so I can't even mock it
Looking back now I don't know how I had no anxiety to do it
love fat thighs
thought that dress was vomit for a minute
calm down i'll go round and knock on the door
Nah, if you're still working on other things then you're not, you're just doing a job, but there are those people there that are "lifers" and they definitely are
Retail managers are the biggest power tripping cunts going.
Glad I have a comfy field sales job now.
this is why drum and bass sweatboxes are better than deano shit clubs
bet you love handling packages you little poof
We live in brave new world but 1984
what's a matter?
my telematics driving rating has been downgraded to poor this week due to harsh breaking
What's that, officer? Yes - I am going fishing in this estate. At night. With the lads. Without a rod.
Big Knives aren't going to like this one
when i was having a shit earlier i got this really strange pain in my abdomen + nausea then I nearly fainted, thought I was dying. Didnt even strain hard or anything
Wish I did more stuff like this in my late teens
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you're a low class disgusting freak
no girl has EVER known loneliness
I was just a shagger
All I cared about was getting my dick wet
is that jazz jennings
Would like to set the clock back to 1994 tbqh lads
sounds quite bad
dying on the bogs
Deathly afraid of this, same with dying in the bath. Don't want people to see my hideous naked body or willie.
sister is heading out in bare legs and a short skirt lads
reckon self defense is a pretty good explanation these days, not that johnny law would accept that
but if the police won't keep us safe then we have to keep ourselves safe innit
i'll put the personal safety of myself and my friends and family above any law
was going to get drunk last night but that shooter interrupted it and i stayed up
was going to get drunk tonight but im too tired
No it's some instathot that isn't THICC any more.
a low class disgusting freak
god I wish I was him so much
would demolish that
My mom has been quite lonely since my dad died
we all end up in the morgue mate
Wow this is disgusting I hope you guys are posting that nigger behavior ironically
I was living on autopilot my man, it was before I was initiated
found a tenner ididn't know i had
I've had that as well. Proper weird. Feel like I'm about to chunder from pain, but it doesn't even really hurt that much. I don't know what causes it, but I know what you mean.
ahh true love
The dinner: salmon and chicken wrap
Snacks: Orange and pistachios
Dominos tells me my driver's name is Katie
tell me by GPS exactly when her car is going through a wooded area close to my house where it's very dark and secluded
they're basically forcing me go and rape her really lads
i dont hate niggers
glad my sister is older than me and not younger cant imagine the behaviour she would have gotten up to
I need to stop jerking it to thick chicks, I always get turned off when I see the bingowings
yeah exactly, went blind for 3 or 4 seconds too
I’m on smoko
So leave me alone
rate the animal print panties though
why not just wink at the fucking camera while you're at it
outrageously cheeky banter from lloyds
I think there is a chance this might literally be Greater London
Why? If thick girls turn you on your more likely to find a gf you find attractive in this cunt.
Absolute mong name
i had the worst stomach pain of my life about 3 months ago. i came close to passing out. my head was dripping with cold sweat on the toilet and i would get a sharp shooting pain in my abdomen. had to get in the shower mid way through the shit because it was the worst pain i've ever felt, it felt like i was being stabbed in the gut. came close to throwing up and my heart was racing. i struggld to even get to the toilet to begin with and basically had to crawl to the toilet. i think it was a kidney stone or something. after i finished (i was on the toilet for 30 minutes just sat in pain) i passed out to sleep and slept as if i'd been awake all day, completely drained of energy
not going to the doctors though cant be arsed
well i mean it is a bit of a faux pas discussing money when youre out for dinner innit
gf just called me an incel freak
oh, were we supposed to pretend that your post isn't a shameful humblebrag?
i thought it was mortgage desu
SPOILER THIS HOG
Your nicked mate
theres nothing wrong with jerking it to braphogs, this subreddit is my guilty pleasure, wouldnt marry any of these lot though
FUUUUUUCK I need a filthy wife like that
nah ive heard the ad on radio
Hmm yes very empowering
ah yes tiny VSTs
Race mixing is ba-
tfw not living in akron ohio in a comfy small home occasionally going out to the woods to film amateur indie movies
tfw not living in the suburbs of new york with your hipster bandmates playing open mic nights
tfw not living in south central LA with a chubby latina gf filming B-movies in a rented studio
sounds like a kidney stone, still have nightmares about pissing mine out 3 years ago. Think it was from my parents letting me drink 2 bottles of milk every day as a kid
It really isn't. I wasn't fully conscious of the things I was doing at that age from 15-19. Feels like it was a past life now. I wasn't thinking, I was just doing
Nothing wrong with a cheeky bum finger and sniff. Called true love mate.
I'm on a roll with (You)s today. They just keep rolling in.
need to smoke weed constantly to keep my mind blank and free of critical thought
history seems so made up
Need to park my willy in an arse
tfw not enough memory on my computer for any vsts other than nexus with loads of presets
Omnisphere is fucking 55gb ffs
Are you religious?
get so angry when i see couples i should have those women not them
advertisers aren't gonna like this
The good guys: fascists
The bad guys: communists
i cant even use omnisphere because of how big it is, need to get a new HDD
for me its a pirated version of reason 4
thanks I'm gay now
Ah yes if I start stacking these shelves with more enthusiasm maybe Megacorp will decide to raise the minimum wage
Of t’pub, working mans right
absolute injustice theres no nudes of her
My guy x
I HAVE A GF LADS LOL!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY
Yes now, why? It was before I examined my life, bro.
Im an absolute wreck haha ohnononon
its absolutely dire how bad my mental health is
i'll keep blogposting till the day I die without visiting /brit/feel though
I need to be superior to someone on this planet
In no particular order
reckon that strobe light works very well in tacticool situation
would poop me pants if i saw that as an unarmed victim
Toilberg posts have unironically ruined my ability to work every hour i work is just another i feel like all my labour is going to make some jew rich, quit my job last week and im living off bennies for now keeping my savings secret from mr guvment
what should the age of consent be?
at this time? gonna be packed with zoomers innit?
H I G H T E S T
mad how I begrudge paying £3.50 for a fresh pizza but think nothing of blowing 20 quid on takeaway
sure hope none of you are over 30
on the clock
old enough for the cock
Literally the other way around
fine as it is
Lads what should I open with?
If the girl has had her blood
would fascist Germany have worked if they hadn't insisted on invading its neighbours?
I wanted Kontakt but it's too big too. What music do you make, lad?
For me it's Protools and fl
need to void any and all agitation in life by constantly being doped up on benzos and weed
shove a finger chilli down your urethra
wait guys is bring me the horizon actually good now?
All people are created equal
Yep. I started with the same hand of cards as Tarquin and Quentin.
same haha fucking crazy
*throws my laptop off the wall*
quit weed today, in a lot of distress
Literally the other way around
if there's no war then the people starting caring about their quality of life
facism requires a common enemy
Autists and sociopaths like you deserve to be forcibly sterilised.
in this very posture right now
Got called a fascist on Reddit because I defended Ozil inviting Erdogan to his wedding
Had 20+ replies of seethe
Leftypol is real
just invented a new gimmick
Thanks for you sacrifice during the 1970s drug war in Mexico.
I'm sure she gets it all the time la
if you're under 30 why aren't you out and about on a saturday night?
oh no please dont post the scary webm
We tried to tell you Zoey lad
make it so 15-16yo can shag someone around the same age
Why do British houses all look the same?
it's a fucking cult dude
for me, its amy yip's tits
You can download a Kontakt portable release which just comes with the base kontakt thing and no libraries, then download libraries to use with it, I've only got Medicine Man's Tongue Drum.
dont really make anything specific, though i make a lot of ambient stuff
Absolutely boggled as to where I stand now lad
the dream home
bro just take a shower and get a haircut
if it doesnt work just take another shower
Literally an echo chamber of the same comment even after I provided an adequate response
No zoomers in this boozer
my detector is going mental at this post
REALLY going to quit weed this week
Lend me you’re strength x
but they had hitherto-unheard of high living standards throughout the early years of the Reich, especially after the wilhelm inflation catastrophe
Jow Forums incel meets reality for the first time, whata shock.
anxiety doesnt exist bro
Cheers lad, I'll have a look then. Sometimes it's better to have less to work with as well so maybe we're lucky in some respects. Forcing yourself to use what you have is probably a good thing
Women are weird
Sometimes they are turned off by beautiful men
delete this one mate
delete this mate
Would prefer to put it in a vagene 2bh
What, does she mean 3 out of 4, in which case what type of ranking is that?
Wonder if ar Zoey’s nice or not? If she’s posting here odds on she’s a rum’un
hate british people
My Asian roommate is so stereotypical it's funny. He's literally mugged of some bird tonight to play league of legends and is currently taking a break from it by sitting on the floor, eating noodles and watching Korean dramas on his phone. I mean the bird he mugged off wasn't fit but it's still funny that he could be out shagging but instead is doing his thing.
I look like reanimated roadkill
Are guns legal in nz and straya?
On your own two feet
If it makes you feel better those types of leftists are the ones purged by Stalin types once the "revolution" succeeds. The idealists always act surprised and betrayed when the pragmatic power hungry realists wipe the floor with them.
would fascist Germany have worked if they hadn't insisted on invading its neighbours?
No, because fascism requires war or aggression
That’s a key difference between it and communism
random number rings my mum's landline
indian accent lad says he needs to talk to her about her BT broadband
says she hasnt got broadband at all and hangs up
rings back again 5 mins later and says he needs to talk about my mum's BT broadband
she tells them again that she hasnt got broadband
lad starts screaming calling her a fucking prostitite, a cunting whore bitch etc
did 1471 and googled the number
anxiety exists but it is not an illness
/brit/ is a shaggoid general
virgin gremlins must LEAVE
once went to a small hole in the wall pub on a friday night that was filled with actual boomers, with local provincial folk tunes playing that they were singing along to
leftypol btfo as per
this time by a "glass door" haha bernie what are you like
HOLY FUCKING PENG
*bass drops* euuuuuuaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh yeah hit it
WHo the fuk is this cunt?
It's basically LARP lad. It's like when women say they don't like men with abs and /fit/ physiques mate
She might say that but if incel bro walked up to her she'd fucking laugh at him and say "EWWWWW" in his face
yeah, communism just kills its own people instead
anxiety exists but it can be cured by not being a little gaylord
mad how they love communism when commies killed homosexuals and NEETs
fascism requires war or aggression
gibe chubby brown gf
no it doesnt exist bro
once you get a haircut it goes away
Feel much better desu xx
not welcome on Reddit
too nig for Jow Forums
Back to WSHH comment section and blackinsta i go
Been here for a couple year on and off but only just seen you pop up you greasy little runt
meant to say Weimar obv
don't be so pedantic
WSHH comments are too racist. They'd hate you for being half white lol
Singapore is a fascist state.
Where was that pal?
yeah i thought that myself, i used to have a ton of different synths, like all the arturia collection and the roland collection and a dozen more then i decided to uninstall them all and stick with a few
*pogos on a fascist*
question about UBI
if every American started getting $1000 every month for free, wouldn't companies just hike up the price of all products since their customers can afford to pay a lot?
won't a normal burger go from being $5 to $150?
And does that mean nobody would want to travel to America any more (apart from rich foreigners) because it's only Americans getting $1000 a month, meaning the rest of the world won't be able to afford American products while in America?
Or would the American dollar weaken so that the exchange rate becomes a lot better?
cats shit everywhere, fuck cats..
does anybody wish EU countries would accelerate the migration process and replacement program, i think the problem is this isn't happening fast enough and it's a slow killer.
the worst of these cultures were on full display(cologne) when migration was in full swing. sell your daughters/wives to become jihadi brides