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RIP Muggy Mike edition

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very based. gl

CAM ON WOLVES SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

STICK IT IN THE FACKIN ONION SACK

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lost my deano webm of some deano fingering a stacey in a club

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for me it's salt and vinegar

might hop in to bed
had an absolute mental dream last night
massive in scale and scope
doubt I'll have one like it again

business idea: introduce free-roaming tigers, bears and crocodiles into university campuses and punish students who get low or even 'kind of' low-grades with being fed live to them,

>stacey
it's chantelle mate

Favourite girls aloud girl??

*to the sound of gino by dexys midnight runners*
ohhhh deannoooo

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rapist? meh
racist? grr

i think it was ted bundy who wanted to make it clear he only killed so many black people (as opposed to white people) because he lived in a black neighbourhood, not because he was racist
literally "yeah i'm a serial killer but i'm no racist!"

problem with university is people think it should be as accessible as K-12 public school. who the fuck is telling people you need to go to uni to be successful?

Grim grim grimmmmmmm

Ah yes, bavarian mating rituals

all a bit rank in hindsight

Tell me your job and I will tell you how Deano it is out of 10.

brown hands rattled out this post

not sure that's hygienic.

JJB store manager

.com tesco

No Ted Bundy didn't kill any black people

Ted Bundy only killed white women with brown hair with a fringe
He also sometimes kidnapped two girls and then killed one in front of the other, fucked her corpse and then killed her

He would kill them while fucking them in doggy because muscles contract around his dick

IT Support runt, am I a negative?

No, it was a peng blonde girl in a white skin tight dress and it was quite dimly lit because it was inside a club

pffft

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i must be thinking of a different serial killer

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is this a slags n ting thread??

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love them all

bank teller at Lloyds

I know the one you're referring to but I don't have it

9

2

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got me willy out and probs going to do some stuff with it if im honest x

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warehousing and consuming free beer

my deano status confirmed, I return to my virginoid grotto

i'm a racist.

oh dear no im sorry i mean im a rapist.

love prawn cocktail in my mouth

5

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lads

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run a corner shop
what can I get ya, chief?

Probably Jeffrey Dahmer

He only killed black men and worked at a chocolate factory

Bossman/10

Mango Rubicon

willy wonker whacker

pajeet/10

bottle of unmarked vodka
pack of 6 second hand fags
2 day porn pass

Can live in 33 countries

Soon only 2.

*does a little dance*

every time i meet someones dog i am reminded how much better cats are
orrible creatures

I'm guessing...UK and Bangladesh?

don't care mate blog on

Archaeologist

Ohhhh sorry, chief. We don't accept card payments under a fiver.
Why not throw in a lucky dip?

cats are runtpets for runtoids

Can't live in any country as I'm a white man

want a chubby gf to cuddle and fugg on a regular basis

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>brits pronounce hoola hoop as "ooler oop"
lmao

*makes a little love*

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:3

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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

noticed my happiness declines the further away I get from female contact

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I wasn't planning on leaving anyway.
I'm not some paki 'economic migrant' who jumps ship when things get a bit tough.

>neeeeesawn
>handeye
>jagwarrr
>mawzda

Nigger janny is on the prowl

Slampig

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women are vile, disgusting creatures.

eddie stobart truck

Would rape her in the toilets

have got this

rental property owner/manager

ah yes how liberating

might pull off my skidmarked boxers next time in a club and wear them on my head

*whupeeeesh*

feel exceptionally smug when I go into a supermarket and there is some late 20s/early 30s sadcase working there who managed, after years of doing supermarket toil (which I did in my teen years), to become the store supervisor and is clean-shaven and marching around in his primark-tier 'suit' and still working with people half his fucking age telling them what to do

can't imagine having to toil like that where you're literally on display to the public all day as a literal 'this is where you could end up' warning to kids

am a factory toiler myself but its barely even toil ftmp and at least I'm not on full display to the public in the process

Well done user you fucking dickhead, jump the fence and get our fucking ball back.

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>he doesn't pronounce whore HOOER

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Ted Bundy was different from other serial killers, tbf.

He wasn't just a madman deranged murderer, he was actually good at serial killing
Nigga escaped prison twice through charm and cunning. In Colorado or wherever it was he escaped the first time, he was deep innawoods and killed to survive the weather and shit

If he lived thousands of years ago, he'd have been some warlord chief or some shit, but unironically. It was like he was made to kill

back home with half a gram of high grade charlie

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>neeeeesawn
we say nee san, which is the proper japanese pronunciation
>handeye
not even sure what this is
>jagwarrr
sounds better than jag ooooo aaaar
>mawzda
again, it's ma zz da, which is very close to the japanese pronunciation

I work out back thankfully.

LOL

laced with anthrax

be right in there for a sniff

It's over

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We’ve all felt it lad

lmao

NEET
Previously a lab technician

all women should be arrested

I don't think it's even controversial to say that as this point

>Half gram

Won't last long will it

yaaaasss go stace!

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CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

cowboy electrician (not qualified)

Well they sure didn’t like that

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Based and you're right
People in those jobs are pure cunts as well, somewhere deep down they know they're failures

fat line of CHANG

got a fetish for fit girls

jealous 2bh

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