your 2019 grand slam winners edition
/brit/
I'm in charge of the tunes tonight
i believe in you auslad go get a qt
haha mate got suspended for that in year 8
Deutschland 86 is shite compared to Deutschland 83
Designing a flat layout lads
They can fuck off if they think I'm going to pay a tenner for this software though, I'm just using placeholders for everything.
How do you think they'll do in the WC?
>dont post him i dont want to hear it
fuck i forgot the link
youtube.com
please listen
>Brits
>people
Pick only one.
Vinyl sounds so much better than digital lads
new varg vid on the massacre in nz lads
Unsure whether Stephen Merchant is a comedy genius or a thin-skinned bitter cunt.
rorke enjoying a delicious curry even though he objects to 11 year old girls being held down and raped by a gang of brown men
rorke put on a stretcher and sent to the hospital
definitely a bit weaker but i still enjoyed it
dogshit
Who cares what Varg thinks? Guy is loony.
What books you lot reading then?
One million british women have been raped by muslims
shit irrelevant sport
Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):
Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England
leftypol afraid to show a picture of a nazi to the barber
vulgar
where's your marbles gone lad ahahhaha
People do. Rorke doesn't.
>prominent vegan YouTuber and Instagram influencer, videotaped eating plate of fish at a restaurant, apologizes to her fans
>he thinks white people will just let themselves become a minority
notes from underground (again)
leftypol trying to order Louis XIII at the pub
"Come inside", the muslim man said to the guy carrying a rifle
Was just chatting to my neighbour about the shooting very cautiously and he said "oh well I won't be losing sleep over it, it was bound to happen, they do that here, one of em snapped back"
Lol
rorke tells his mates he'll buy them in a drink in the club if they pay his part for the taxi but he never does the stingy cunt
Rorke MIA, I repeat rorke MIA and presumed dead since many multinationals have moved their HQs out of london since brexit
Rorke also couldn't be reached for comment about the £350million for the NHS
representation of my brain whilst looking at a female
That's the way things are looking yes
hmm yes tingles yes
youtube.com
How do I get a transgender gf?
rorke orders half pints and gets a lemonade dash
Just ordered some Chinese food lads. I hope it’s the really cute Chinese girl delivering.
>he tells himself for the tenth time today
Rorke jumps out the taxi and does a runner without paying
Rorke? Defend yourself or I'll stop the fight!
Flatmate blasting her sound system next to me quaking the walls
2 flatmates in the kitchen with fifty people, smoking, drinking, sniffing lines, blasting music.
Me? Work tomorrow.
GRINDR
leftypol asking for a pint of cheese
Act like a road man then (let) women reveal my inner nerd
Works hook line and sinker everytime
Uzumaki
"cum inside" my muslim gf said to me
jk i dont have a gf haha
start working for a suicide hotline call centre
me at the beginning quickly getting off camera
lol freak
ive done this before
not a rorke either
fuck capitalism, cunt tried to charge £8 for a 5 minute journey
hooting
Rorke turning green
This is unacceptable. Decade old memes are not an appropriate method of international diplomacy.
Bit of a grim morning for me lads. Had a bit of a spat with my best mate while I was on the piss last night
rorke went home sick when he was supposed to take part in a fight at top gate after school
anyone have the webm of the trans guy->girl popping out of a gift box, hugging his mother, while his father looks on proudly?
*raises my eyebrows and scratches my chin*
leftypol forming a human chain around didsbury mosque in solidarity
double reddit space
you're out of order
runners up
I got caught doing it as a teenager. Mates jumped out and the lock was on the backdoor so he sped up as I was half hanging out the car
Stuff like this makes me so cynical. All these thots making more money in a year than I will in a decade just by standing in front of a camera not doing anything. Armies of beta males throwing money at them while in actually they have a chad boyfriend to fuck them every night behind the camera.
leftyrorke seething
ffs rorke stop posting the same unfunny shit all the time and take your meds yeh?
*sits next to you*
h-hi...
Can’t be controlled
Don’t know what that is
be quiet faggot
>
Just kill yourself mate there's plenty of them waiting in hell
Are these groups far right for hating Muslims?
Indians
Chinese
Buddhists
Zionists
ever got in with a random and done it? randoms just sat there like a tosser getting fully charged haha
eh just wish I had a girlfriend
rorke screeching at the top of his lungs, flinging his toys around the room, someone has to restrain him!
got a sausage roll waiting for me in the fridge imperial, can you say the same?
Multiculturalism is a disaster
there's already 20 states on board with making it a democracy instead of a republic wrt the presidential election. it won't be long until the senate is gone as well and it's just a democracy with no notion of states
*Loudly ask you exactly what the fuck you think you're doing*
In America hating Muslims is okay to do
We've got Rorke on life support. Please don't excite him, or his blood pressure will spike and he might die.
Didn't like No Longer Human desu, felt Confessions of A Mask did it better
"oh yeah i promise to split the fare with you although just let me get dropped off first yeah cool"
*arrives near mine*
"alright mate well see you later"
>HEY HEY COME BACK WHAT THE FUUUUCK
Nah but lol
To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back
In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse
It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when the let those bullets fly
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."
Subscribe to Pewdiepie
rorke (singular)
why does this happen?
Pewdiepie has become a hyperreal figure
No fuck you. Reason we have beta uprisings every two seconds now is that the internet has exposed how ludicrous this existence is. Why should I try to work my ass for scraps my entire life when this fucking bitch shakes her ass in front of a camera for 15 minutes and gets to live in luxury? Just let the whole thing burn down in incel rage.
leftypol having an aneurysm
rorke
rorke
rorke
rorke
rorke
I'm rangebanned on Jow Forums
Could someone make a thread for me on there pls?
Big news the lads need to hear
don't care
poor black women, they still getm ore attention than the average
Might do this
if every race agrees, who can complain?
>rorke (singular)
You will when the bullets start flying normoid