Somebody puts a gun in your head and forces you to choose another country as your new nationality...

Somebody puts a gun in your head and forces you to choose another country as your new nationality. What country would you choose and why? Please no "I'd take the bullet" answers

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america would be the easiest to move to

Canada

I wanna be an ebin viking so Iceland :)

Switzerland

Canada it's the best country in the world

i'd take the bullet.

it's not like i want to keep living in this country. i simply don't want to keep living

San Marino

KSA. Oil neetbucks

Japan unironically

Australia

Assuming that I could take all my possessions with me I'd move to either Moldova or maybe idk Bulgaria or Romania and become a farmer

Italy

Hey Ariel, don't worry man, be though, Have you thinking about moving elsewhere?

Norway, so I can live off in Svalbard.
I'm done with the autism on the continent.

Norway, keeping it real EFTA.

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Dawla

Qatar

somewhere isolated that nobody gives a fuck about like faroe islands

>complains about autism
>wants to live on remote arctic island
Interesting choice

Swedish, I have a plan to create a hipster pizza joint based on Chicago thin and deep dish style in Stockholm

Norwegian I love the Norwegian language m.youtube.com/watch?v=414mrPgK5Yk
and I heard they drink more coffe than Americans even though they only have 4millon people. Plus I would probably be quad lingual and be good at skiing

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Russia for the lulz
If not then call my cousin and go to murica

>Somebody puts a gun in your head and forces you to choose another country as your new nationality. What country would you choose and why? Please no "I'd take the bullet" answers
Japan

slut

I can live with my own one just fine. Quantity is everything, the less the better.

Too haram for the swedish market.

Canada

how'd you know

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>Somebody puts a gun in your head and forces you to choose another country as your new nationality. What country would you choose and why?
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Somewhere in the Balkans

Swedes are RIPE for good pizza, unfortunately I am just a consumer....but I KNOW it will go over well there

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nah, if i ever leave this country. i would go to montevideo, santiago, madrid or sao paulo.

in that order

and

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Denmark

For the record, I would probably choose either Denmark or Germany. I've hooked up with several women from those countries and they were absolutely based

Enjoy getting cucked by white men

Just curious, which Santiago? I guess it's Santiago de Chile, but you never know

Chile

Ukraine

yes, chile. i wouldn't move to a country out of south america. because i don't want to be an ilegal. if i have no other option, then i would move to spain. madrir probably. i have a friend living there and she really likes the city

what were the Danish women like?

it's so sweet.

Estonia

If it's worth something, I will tell you that Spanish people usually likes Argentinians, you won't be seen as an illegal here, Anyway, be strong amigo

Based.

If I've to choice, I prefer to live in North America. Canada exactly, which is objectively better than the fattards' cunt.

Nigger cuz it is the best country in the world.

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If this means I'd be fully integrated with the culture (fluency of the language and full extent of citizenship possible, where I can reap all benefits a native would recieve) def. one of the Scandinavian countries.

i know some people that have lived there and all of them had good experiences living in spain.
i won't be seen as an illegal but i would be one.
that's why i'd rather move between south american countries.

argentinian living in spen for the last 10 years, I can confirm this. not looking back

estonia

It's hard to explain, I've been with two. One of them was just a nice one-night stand, but I dated the other one for a few months. In one hand, she was prude and shy (kind of), like she sometimes was a little ashamed if we kissed on public, On the other hand, when she was horny she was a beast. Best blowjobs ever, she would put any Throated.com pornstar out of business

interesting

Probably Northern Italy or Austria. Half my bloods from round there, and I love to ski, so it's honestly a no brainer.

the lowest point in the mariana trench

Swedes like rest of nords like to be health-conscious so greasy cheesy salty cholesterol-inducing pies might turn out to be a tougher sell than you'd initially imagine. Godspeed nevertheless.

UK.
Similar country and a big Irish community.

Can I choose Macau? Or It HAS to be a cunt?

iceland

somewhere warm and on the mediterranean
monaco if i had more money and take full advantage of the deal considering how hard it is to become a citizen
a more realistic option would be malta,i really like the general aesthetic of everything

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america, best country in the world

You can choose Macau. Good luck in those Chinese-Portuguese casinos

I'd take the bullet.

Paraguay just for fun haha...

If I had to leave right now and had no time to prepare, I'd go with Netherlands because it's easy mode for burgers

Finland. Because it's the best

Ukrainian. Also, because Crimea recognised as part of Ukraine by majority of the world I will settle there.

3rd time in 2 days this post has appeared in different forms.

Czech Republic. Its a beautiful place resistant to multiculturalism and I have some old friends there.

German since I know the language and the country

usa because they have freedom of speech and gun rights two things which I won't have soon

What makes you think you will be accepted, if it's resistant to multiculturalism?

As a foreigner, you actually need a multicultural place to fit in. And even there, it's not easy.

Switzerland

Switzerland all the way... want to move there anyway

Cletus, you've misunderstood racism. Just because you're racist doesn't mean you'll "fit in" another racist place.

Denmark so I can easily get back my Norwegian citizenship, Switzerland or any other EFTA country, the US if I can choose which state

Based and fuck the EU pilled

Ukrainian or Serbian countryside

Nigeria

any anglo country would be fine

kek
reminded me of this
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Until this week i'd say NZ because english is the only foreign language i (barely) know and it's nice country overall. But now i'm gonna say i'd take the bullet because if i move to NZ i'm gonna take the bullet there too so why bother going anywhere

нeгизиндe

Portugal, and then i move to Spain the next day.

Switzerland, for a multitude of reasons

Mexico
I can just walk back home

Chappelle is based.

I like lonely places so greenland(Denmark)

Guatemala because is like 2 hrs from my grandma's house

What about chileans? Be honest sancho

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I'm gonna say pajeet

Russia. They're based.

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would also welcome Serbia/Bosnia/Montenegro, Finland, whatever memes are trendy this year.