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Any song requests lads?

The boy i lowkey fell in love with is getting deported tomorrow and i will never see him again

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teeth are hurting upon drinking cold water
reckon this is it for me lads
cut short in my prime

rorke frantically searches on his cell phone how to "hack the router" after his mum turns it off

LMAO

L M A O
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
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M A R T
A
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Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
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I N
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T H E
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M A R T
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

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>The country's most homophobic fanbase just knocked out the coutnry's gayest fanbase

Hatred won today.

yeah yer mum

So be employed? Rather not have my taxes going toward gibmedats for societal drags (don’t want it going to war either, want more infrastructure and some fucking high speed rail)

Any worthwhile employer will provide you with all the insurance you need, and my university was entirely paid for by the state, I actually made money off my schooling by selling my textbooks

Not Enough by FUR xx

where to?

the yanks are having a meltdown

read this in the voice of the "im a prefect" kid

a frenchman with bad teeth, classic.

within a few years youre going to look like that one uncle every french person has who's got teeth that look like they're from the 1700s.

first flag i’ve seen upon arriving in scotland is an eu flag flying from someone’s window

thinking about ugh what could have been

Did not know Europe was this grim

I guess money doesn’t matter as much when you live somewhere that beautiful but still, wow

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no one cares

>britain is overcro-

Well Rorke?

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china but i think he might be doing a Masters in the US

pfhwoar

shant be doxxing myself but north london

What is going on with the Yanks ITT?

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brits actually spoke with an american accent centuries ago

love american brainlets who think europe is some homogenous identity

probably not
it's only a thin layer of edible colouring on the surface

reckon hitler would be more a tesco or asda man?

graduation's here from the fleetwoods

don’t know where you’re getting this from

Ah cool another fobby fuccboi to crowd my fucking streets in his dumbass Canada goose parka

Europe is a big place, the population is more than double that of the US and some countries are much poorer than others

americans decided that they prefer being able to buy dumb shit to having a functioning nation

I'll be sure to hit him up x

lol saying hampstead or primrose hill is not doxing yourself mate

>Northern America (Canada and USA)
Hmmmm

he dresses extremely well actually
better than any Am*rican, thats for sure

look who is talking, wtf are you doing in an anglo thread, ahmed?

Love Brits they think Americans or anyone else gives a fuck about your ethnic or cultural differences

You’re European, that’s it, don’t care about the rest

>yanks equating income worth happiness

lmao, simply lmao

saw a Pakistan flag flying on the north bridge

>high speed rail
it's not all that simple
who's going to be using hispeed rail? only the well to do. we really need better social support for the lower classes. having said that we need to get rid of affirmative action and aiding minorities, but rather focus on class, that's how you instill real change

LOL bless yanks they are so retarded xx

>don't care about making valid arguments!

Tell that your millions of mutt heritage mongs.

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Yeah we’ve also got states like Mississippi and Louisiana that are literally Africa

Ask him if he owns cdg play converse (he does)

leftypol loves to bang on about overstretched public services, homelessness and pollution and stuff and then comes out with some shite like this

fine, Cricklewood

What's his endgame?

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dressed in all black rn ama

>a yank doesn't know or care about ethnicity and culture
shocking

On day 9 of NoWank.

You think that’s how it works in functioning countries with high speed rail? UK and japan? You think it’s only the rich using it?

How dense are you

the complete and irrevocable destruction of the english-speaking world

Americans rule over this general with an iron fist. If we wanted, we could run this place into the ground

Not an argument, gammon

You’re conflating not knowing the differences with not caring

I know you’re very different than fucking Moldova, I don’t CARE. I’m American, why should I care about you? Who are you? What does your country do? Fuck off

the benders pulled one back. rorke is on the ropes

united eurasia under russian monarcho-bolshevik leadership

keep dropping my fucking phone lads
AAARGH

>If we wanted
Americans ruin everything, whether they want to or not

finding it difficult to carry on after the recent event

>american starts talkign about europe
>gets called out
>lol WTF I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU WHO EVER MENTIONED EUROPE LOL
now THIs is EPIC

do you even know how much an amtrack ride cost? why do you think most people would rather drive themselves or take the bus? hi speed is only going to cost a lot more. just a gimmick and you're an idiot if you don't see it as such. focus on the basic stuff -- education and healthcare

Most people I know don't care
I'll probably have forgotten about it within a week
Why are you so bothered

>What does your country do?
we have a general thread that you devote hours of free time to spamming unread bullshit in

yes it is

ya betta bend over and pick it up

fiyah pon rorke

>Amtrak
>high speed rail
Just don’t post anymore

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got called a yank on the tube

Now you're going
There's nothing I can do
But sit and cry
Writing love songs for you

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yanks are in the thread and they're being retarded and yanky as usual

we just havent won the six nations in so long now
im stuck on the fucking ropes

can't it fucking be noon already i want to eat lunch

my god edinburg is absolutely beautiful

but there is nothing you can do about that you lowlife bong

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It's just sports though

discount oxford T B H

its more then just sport
its a way of life

waaaaa yanks are in the thread
why is this allowed waaaaaaa

spend as much time here as you want
you'll still never be welcome or liked

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Not3s Aladdin

might wank

>caring about rugby

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smell the yank stank in this thread

never been but don’t think it compares in the slightest