You seem like a cool guy, where are you from?

>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from?
>Romania
>Oh, gypsy.
Almost every single time.

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I love Egypt. It's the only one african country that I love the most.

I love Russia too

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In North Africa and around? I'd like meeting an Egyptian. Never met or seen one irl.

I've traveled Turkey before Egypt and it's less interesting to be honest. Also, people in Egypt are more kind and nice.

>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from?
>jordan
>ahahahahahahah so like the sneakers ??? xDDDD
>no seriously where is that

Honestly NEVER met an Egyptian
So I wouldn't know

Really glad you had a good experience
Not even online?

Egypt in Hindi is Misr. And Misri in Hindi means sugar crystals because Egypt made sugar crystals and exported to India.

>israel? so you're muslim?

Egypt in Arabic is Misr too.

>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from?
>Canada
>Oh, but you have like a French accent ahah
>Yes it's my first language
>oh so you're from France then?

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Cool. You are Al Hind here
This never happened

I know a guy who thinks Quebec is in France

yeah i had people think that
people just live in their bubble and think of everything that's on the news as "the middle east"

>tfw this happens
This is how I learned that people are dicks, fuck them

What's up in Egypt?

Lies. No one will hear Israel and not think of Jews

After the last train accident Sisi is pushing for some laws to be able to fire or punish more harshly employees of the public sector whose drug tests come positive. Also for regular drug tests for truck drivers and public sector employees.

Uh huh, what train accident? Was the conductor drunk or on heroin or something?

Unironiclly pretty good.

>You're a rather cold man
>T-hanks

>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from, Canada?
>no I'm American
>get out

>you seem like a... um... nvm
Every time

english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/326337/Egypt/Politics-/Egypts-prosecutorgeneral-reveals-cause-of-deadly-C.aspx
He was suspended for drug use a few months before it, not sure if he was at the time. The minister of transportation resigned and a military general took over the position
Yeah actually.

>So you're Indian?
>Yeah

>a) Which tribe?

>b) So do you speak Indian?

>c) I love Bollywood songs bro, can you dance like those Indian dancers?

>d) You're Muslim, right?

>e) Do you guys like wash shit with your left hand and eat from the right?

>f) I like Priyanka Chopra.

>g) Have you read the Kamasutra?

>h) I LOVE Yoga. It's so relaxing. You guys do it there everyday, right?

just tell them you're travielling with a caravan bro.

>a military general took over the position
That sounds so stereotypical Egyptian. Shuukraaan

Lol yeah. You are welcome

>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from?
>croatia
>arent you guys at war or something xdddd

>I) Do you poo in loo?

Hello Indian fren, I got a rajma on the stove I will enjoy soon. Since you are here, may I ask if Indians fart a lot? Do they do it in private? What with all the legumes the vegetarians consume.

Haven't been asked that yet other than on 4chinz

What's your opinion about the Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam? How is Sissy going to deal with it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Ethiopian_Renaissance_Dam

they are not wrong

>so you are from france
>yeah
>are you fascist?
literally happened in china
since fascist and France have some similarity to pronounce it in chinese

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rajma produces stinky farts, yeah. Other legumes (like rahar) are fine.

depends on the person. this one kid in class used to fart a lot and then blame it immediately on somebody else. Avid rajma eater.

if I feel the need to fart in public I first search for a corner place and then let it calm down a bit and then release the pressure so that it's not very loud

>you are from faguo? So are you a fag?

It would lead to dehydration, what do you think? It's already postponed, don't know if Sisi has something to do with it lol. I heard that he was introducing farming techniques that consume less water

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:-D
What's rahar?

>where are you from?
estonia :DD
>what?
estonia :DD
>what is that?
:DD

It's apparently
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_pea
Every Indian Language seems to have a diff name for it.

Why Finland police fuck Estonia?

he just wanted to sell some mushrooms...

>where you from?
>faroe islands
>ehh? egypt???
has happen multiple times.

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Ah okay, I know it as toor dal. I'm kind of on a urid/toor/chana/rajma rotation right now. Know any good recipes for mung dal? :^D

Also have a look at my rajma :^)

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If you withdraw cash from an ATM there, do you get your own fancy banknotes or just those Danish notes (asking for a friend)?

> Where are you from?
> Portugal
> cool *stays the same*

Such a non opinion country

That's pretty based if you ask me

In all seriousness, I've never talked to anyone and had them react poorly to me being an American. If I'm talking to a foreigner, they probably already knew because of some minor shit that gives me away.

Literally happened to me 3 weeks ago:
> Where are you from?
> Portugal
> cool, I went to Macao last month. You want to see one of their banknotes? They still have their Portuguese writing on them"
>Uhm pretty cool hehe
>I'd love to visit the Azorean Islands one day
>Hehe, I'm from Porto...
>...

>oh you're from Bosnia?
>can you please fist my daughters ass while fucking my wife

Every fucking time

>you seem like a great guy though, and i'm sure we can still be friends!
every time

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All Egyptians I know online seem like cool fellas

i love op and i would never respond "oh..." to him

>talking to americans
you can only blame yourself

Love you guys

>where you from?
>Denmark
>*rants about how Scandinavia gets raped by muslims unlike their own shithole* or *starts talking about scandi heritage, aryanism and asatro*

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Your girls are kinda hot

our own

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>where are you from?
— Russia
>cyka blyat axaxaxaxaxax

>You seem nice where are you from
>Israel
>you and your people commit war crimes on a daily basis bla bla bla free Palestine

>100 million people
>never hear about anything happening in Egypt
What even goes on there? Do you people just fight camels for money all day long or something?

Pretty much that and build pyramids

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Salah for the love of god PLEASE just kill sisi already

I know an Egyptian called Karim, he was a nice guy I think he's in Canada now. We would always chat before French class. He was a little bit too obsessed with the footballer Salah though.

>minor shit
weighing 150kg and shouting nasally is not "minor"

>where are you from?
>Morocco
>omg user, do you often behead people?

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"yeah my great-grandfathers friends dogs brothers owners cousin visited stockholm once, viking blood COURSES through my veins"

>tfw you will never live in the Pharaoh Islands
Why live?

I wpuld have asked that ngl

>insects on currency
Whoa the moth is so badass. I'm gonna get this one for my collection.

>Where are you from?
>Russia
>Oh, heh heh, man, I love Russia, heh, Spasiba! Putin, man, I like Putin, man, heh heh, man America is the worst, God, heh heh

>>you seem like a cool guy, where are you from?
>>Egypt.
>*this picture instantly pops up in your mind*

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>egyptians in egypt are disappointed that an egyptian in egypt is egyptian
Wtf???

Post vocaroo quebecker

at least here it would be very intresting and exotic
I only know americans and mexicans from the internet.

what... why?

>.SV? What country?
>Svalbard
>Where is that?
>North of norway
>Cool, so you are white
>Of course. I see polar bears all the time too
>Wow, how cool

>lebanon? where is that ?
>the middle east.
>oh my, would you look at the time heheh
^^ i better be going now..

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>man I love russia hahaha cheeki breeki cyka blyat idi nahui hahaha

Seriously?

Egyptian user:
How does it make you feel when American niggers claim the ancient egyptian civilization as their own? Of course, it has little to no basis in reality, but that doesn't stop them. Your thoughts on it?

No. Cope

>Nice accent user, Where are you from?
>Kenya
>Kenya?? Like in Africa? Do you guys ride lions? What about Black Panther hahaha
I hate Americans so much. Ironically it's mostly black americans that ask the stupid fucking questions.

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It's funny.
>niggers
Stop. And it's not only American Blacks

What about when american whites claim egypt was nordic?

A spade is a spade. I don't really care what you think of my choice of words.
>not only american blacks
Elaborate? Has it spread to sub-saharan Africa too?