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>mfw have to finish three essays I'm already doing on extra time (accommodations) ASAP and convince my current teachers that I'm not a slacker

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An asian kid went to my high school for like a month or two, he ate takis til his shit turned red and panicked because he thought it was blood, he said it was what he'd miss the most about the US

wtf is this real?

theres no mouses in texas or what?

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fucking skaven

Need to sell things. It's either that or I have to dump them at a donation center

I don't like takis.

Animals exhibit humanish traits all the time

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Takis truly are a blessing exclusive to /cum/

Unrelated, but reccently I took antibiotics and my shit turned green. I was freaking out until I realized antibiotics do that sometimes.

fags

Is this the "bottoms up, the devil laughs" lady?

we call the mice

Skaven are based tbqh

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Love fuego takis
may buy some today in fact

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I found her during reading about monster company on Wikipedia, and I was curious did she popular in the US or Canada as some kind of 'famous ' person

>Takis truly are a blessing exclusive to /cum/
Loved them in high school but haven't really had them since, I have no idea why but when I was in theater and band someone literally always had a bag and we would just sit and eat them while bullshitting at practices

youtu.be/JEfWDkqFYZM

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Only been to California, Florida, Nebraska, Missouri, Tennessee, Texas

She's mostly known for this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
I didn't know her name until now, she's pretty much just known as a funny meme.

what's up north American gamer nation

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Playing dragon quest v on my 15 year old fat ds
Might play some apex tonight

>dragon quest
Based

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Thanks, man.
Which one was the best?

Just finished Devil May Cry 3, it was pretty good 9/10

thx bb

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>Which one was the best?

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beef jerky.
youtube.com/watch?v=cy0QqFK57pY

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dunno shit about dragon quest, but Apex is fun. sorry for being a zoomer

>102950672
DMC seems like any old hack N slash but I should try it out

any1 wanna buy me a game

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Thought I missed my favorite radio show but it looks like it was delayed a week so it's all good

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I'm tired of Jow Forums posters

I don't even like those kinds of action games but I had a lot of fun with DMC, you should try it out.
begone thot

twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1107264281987420161

who is this woman

nice dubs, but you should probably at least one dmc or dragon quest game

Seems like some shit tier journalist that got her emails raided by Jow Forums

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*pinches you for not wearing green*

>all those bluecheck normalfags who don't know what a copypasta is
>mfw people actually take them seriously

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youtube.com/watch?v=dDCAy3GQgSw

why am i so embarrassing

I never watched Napoleon Dynamite

grow up

why are you?

Imagine calling the police because someone sent you a copypasta, I hope whatever poor cops desk they throw that on's desk is a channer and he puts it in the shredder where it belongs

kek
>no little shit on the internet is inventive enough to come up with this

I think I'm in love.

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Lads do you think the staff will mention the light bulb missing when I get back to the house? Hahaha.

bad idea going down this road buddy

I hope the cop emails her some smug anime faces with a side of costanza.jpg before shredding the docs. I feel bad for the cop who'll have to waste their time on that shit

at some point, yes. careful, bud. they'll send you back home if you give them reason to.

Food for the day:
English muffin sandwich
Banana
Salmon and green beans
Chicken enchilada on whole wheat tortillas with leftover salmon
Handful of pistachios

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for me? a bag of 7 layer nacho combos and probably a pound of peanut m&ms

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Just realized Ale never laughed at my mice joke, pretty offended tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=KlC7WD8SO4c
i had nothing.

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he's incapable of human emotion. literal subhuman

Food for the day:
Coffee
Half a bottle of jager

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i fell asleep in my car in the target parking lot for two hours

why? were you hiding from someone?

youtube.com/watch?v=inqJ9azWGBM
Get out my way, I'm about to burn.

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no i drank too much last night and was very tired

Do they have takis outside of Los EEUU

is antonio garza trans or what

why were you out then?

No it's ours and too good for dirty outsiders

i didnt know it was a joke
whats funny about it

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see? i told you. literally subhuman

mouses isn't a word multiple mouse are called mice, it was a good joke

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Was informed that my report has gotten someone terminated for racism

no one cares ashley, kys

i thought it was okay to call the computer device mouses

good post

Hello /cum/
I have just woken up.

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why are so many south americans so goddamn fat. fuck

it would just be a mouse, even for computers it would be mice, now laugh

hola

Hello NZ

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There are 0 South American countries that are fatter than white Americans

i needed to buy toothpaste

jaja ur so funny xd
(still dont know whats funny about correcting someone)

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Cheap food consisting on empty carbohydrates.

>jaja ur so funny xd
ty
>(still dont know whats funny about correcting someone)
it is big brain american humor

ameriKKKan intervention

Reminder that Mexico and New Zealand are are truest allies

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still cant understand how ari fucked up her tattoo

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youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY
Trying to pretend that I care,
but I didn't, no one ever does.
And I would, no one ever will,
can't you see it's all flown out of my hands.

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I hate “depressed” people so fucking much
Get help or kill yourself
Stop whining, nobody cares

nah

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you cared enough to post this.