His first language didn't originate in his country of birth

Thanks guys, keep 'em coming.

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>Österreichisch is a thing though.

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>Speaks United Kingdom

>conflating languages with countries
Let me guess, the UK is an ethnicity, too?

>>His first language didn't originate in his country of birth
Didn't Angles literally invade Britanniae?

He's right you know with one exception.. If English is your native language and you're a) not an Englishman b) not AT LEAST 50% ethnic English you're a certified cuck. Same rules apply for other languages.

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Me? I speak American English, the global dialect

>I don't know the difference between a country and a sovereign state

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English is a Germanic language.
That means Germs cuck you every time you open your mouth.

How does Ænglisc come into play here?

You made your point with the original post, posting a leddit guy wasn't really necessary

Angles brought their language with them to Britanniae.

>a language of invaders (Angles)
>modified by other invaders (Danes)
>modified by more invaders (Normans)
>""originated in England""

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England is a nation, not a country. The UK is a country made up of many nations.

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>Österreichisch
AHAHHAAHAHHAAHHH

They have their own spoken thing though. Not sure if they are allowed to write it.

>American education

its a dialect like any other, its also spoken in bavaria. but they get cucked by standard german all the same

But Bavaria is real and strong.

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>tfw speaker of 2 native american languages

Feels good, man.

Bavaria a cute, Im just saying that the other guy calling it "Österreichsich" is very delusional

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>a language of invaders (Angles)
we, the english, are those invaders. so this doesn't apply to us, only the welsh/scots/irish

other two points are true though, can't really refute them

>Österreichisch is a thing though
Not a language.

Austrians are Bavarians who speak Bavarian, but live in a different polity. Picrelated Bavarian stem duchy.

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>imagine your language is only relevant beacuse another country that is not yours

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>tf
>tp

American English orginated in America and its my native language.
Not cucked.

>Ireland

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Not only do you and Germans share the same language you also share the same autism

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>tfw born in Germany and native language is english

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the "English" don't really have that much Germanic blood, it's mostly Celtic

>go on any website
>English is represented with an American flag
>Portuguese is represented with a Brazilian flag
>you were overshadowed by your colonies so hard this happens

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What if my direct paternal line is English?

>t. yamna steppe horsefucker

>Krautoid still mad he had his culture and way of life beaten out of him when he arrived fresh off the boat

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I live in Spain, but actually i born in Venezuela

I speak American English :)

>his "country" is not a sovereign state
ahaha, what a bunch of cuckolds

The UK is Greater England in everything but name

Sure smells like Reddit in here.

>t. subject

t. subject of the Eurasian Union

funny thought

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my first language is mapudungun, do you speak the language of your place of origin
>inb4 english is not fucked up french

>The Domain of Oil
lol greasy twat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langues_d'oïl

>Implying a Constitutional Monarchy isn't the most based and redpilled form of governance in existence

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I speak Canadian English though lol

Now post the ginger with the mutt wife

Side branch.

based ego john hall

underrated post

just like how the "English" language is really "American" in everything but name

>American education

God, i wish i could still be speaking phoenician today.

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cope

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I speak Brazilian

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BASED

>portuwho

>He doesn't realize only part of England was settled by the Angles. He doesn't realize the Saxons and Jutes held large swathes of area too.

Rareflag

No one speaks the native languages of your country, though. English is the bastard child of languages spoken across the channel.

I think it's pretty sad that there are people who don't speak the same language as their parents or grandparents

That's peak cuck

Yet it is English, from England.

American English isn't English, though.

Wait this sounds like Jow Forums
oh Jow Forums what have you become...

>This level of cope by new worlders
Face it, your forebears got cucked out of their own language/culture and were forced into speaking a foreign peoples language. Disgraceful.

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>your forebears got cucked out of their own language/culture and were forced into speaking a foreign peoples language
>He doesn't know about the Normans and why we have so much French in English.

N*w worlders are the scum and effluence of their respective nations of origin. Debtors, criminals, religious nutjobs, the mentally insane, you name it. The Americas is like a giant petri dish

You making this thread at all is you coping with irrelevancy

Show us on the doll where America hurt you

English comes from Denmark/Northwest Germany, and much of its vocabulary comes from France.

I didn't make this thread, it's just amusing to see krautoid Americans attempt to connect themselves culturally to a foreign language.

>ethnic English
There is no such thing as "ethnic English", you Celtic nigger.

Reminder that people from the following regions have more Celtic DNA than Anglo-Scandinavian DNA and are therefore Celtic niggers:
>Northern Ireland (60.6% Celtic nigger, 29.8% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 30.8%)
>Scotland (56.9% Celtic nigger, 33.4% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 23.5%)
>Wales (46.7% Celtic nigger, 42.8% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 3.9%)

The following regions are over 50% Anglo-Scandinavian and therefore Nordic:
>Yorkshire and the Humber (51.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 38.9% Celtic nigger - diff. 12.4%)
>East Midlands (51.5% Anglo-Scandinavian, 40.0% Celtic nigger - diff. 11.5%)

The following regions have less than 50% Anglo-Scandinavian DNA and are therefore subhuman mutts:
>South West (49.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 38.7% Celtic nigger - diff. 10.6%)
>West Midlands (49.5% Anglo-Scandinavian, 40.3% Celtic nigger - diff. 9.2%)
>South East (48.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 39.2% Celtic nigger - diff. 9.1%)
>East of England (46% Anglo-Scandinavian, 37.2% Celtic nigger - diff. 8.8%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC!
>London (42.0% Anglo-Scandinavian, 39.8% Celtic nigger - diff. 2.2%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WALES!
>North West (45.8% Anglo-Scandinavian, 43.9% Celtic nigger - diff. 1.9%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC!
>North East (45.8% Anglo-Scandinavian, 45.5% Celtic nigger - diff. 0.3%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC!

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Is there any record of what Common Brittonic sounded like?

Englisch ist eine Krankheit.

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Monarchy is retarded, but Charlie is based, and for a long time was the only person to stand up to the disaster that is post-war architecture.

I feel you bro

>his mother tongue shares its language family with other languages

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>Österreichisch is a thing though.
do Danube Germans seriously believe this?

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ethnicity isn't a purely genetic concept you retard.

Celtic nigger detected.

Actually Based but cringepilled

Must feel weird when your language loses it's exclusivity. I mean, we can understand everything you say but you can't understand our languages. So maybe we all talk a bunch of crap about you but you wouldn't know it!

Nobody believes this.
Stop replying to obvious jokes.