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my mate bruce edition

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you have no right to impede me

any tf2 man in
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white people be like having kids is too spicy

I made this image, feels good someone saved it.

*impedes you*

You claim to follow an ideology, but apparently you really can’t explain what it means
>DOOD it sounds really cool and makes me look unique

You’re like the guy who calls himself a Communist but can’t explain what it means

bellowing

the year is 2022

everyone in /brit/ is a player and a chad

we all have gfs

and pewdiepie has 9.2 billion subscribers --- how do we get him over the line to 10 bil?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Howling.

Go away.

Legality is just the illusion of fairness the state gives you. In reality the state is all powerful and any right you have are privileges it allows you. It can be taken away at any time since the state has a monopoly on force.

lol

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My favourite

nourishing my cerebral neurons with information from this video
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I want to eat chocolate from Emma Watson’s crack.

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That's cute.

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if you don't have kids you're dooming the white to extinction. me? no i don't want them

*displays my /brit/ license*

I don't claim to follow anything - I pick what I can use from it and move on.
You have written it off because it is posted on Jow Forums more often than it was a year ago, because you're just a hipster and want to shun the new thing and dismiss it instantly without really bothering to even attempt to learn about it. That's alright, I can't help you. Like I said, keep doing what you're doing now, it's working isn't it mate? >Wow, look the Daily Stormer said "nigger" in the headline xD
>Wow, Trump (my God Emperor) said a Journalist is a silly billy xD
>Wow, a funny cartoon frog meme xD This will totally lead us to victory bro

It's out of date.

Me? I’m what you may call an accelerarionist. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds cool and makes me feel unique

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i fear you have me mistaken my friend. i am the good yank!

something wrong in your head if you don't want to be a dad some day

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I want to have my way with Emma Watson’s holes.

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Just want to shag pregnant women

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>accelerarionist

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>to shun the new thing
It’s not new. Lol. Fucking shit up just for the sake of fucking shit up is what normal people call anarchy

Wrapping it in new shiny alt-righty lingo by saying you’re “accelerating” something is retarded

That’s why I’m calling you a Weeniebaby

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Just had a 10/10 wank to Jada Steven ass and feet

i think it means they want to accelerate the collapse of the US state so that by the time it collapses, there will have been less immigration to here

have not wanked in centuriiiieeeeees ladssssss

wonder what the hard man who made this picture looks like

Hmm, seems like hate speech to me under their own definition

ack
cel
uh
ray
shon
ist

that's far too many syllables
your "movement" will gain no traction, at least not with that name

Whats up /brit/

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the speedsters

Me? Nah bro....I’m accelerating into the future. You wouldn’t understand...hehe not even I understand, but I sound cool and unique

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No it means to speed up immigration to get the party started quicker

How about GottaGoFastism

fingered her in Sutton Coldfield franky and bennies

i know "antifa are the real fascists" is an overused cliche by now

but seriously why the fuck do they use the nazi colours in all their propaganda
even the same design, red with a white symbol in the middle

I already said Landian accelerationism isn't the same as the shooters own version of it, really. It's a bit of a problem to call it accelerationism even though he certainly was accelerationist, and said so himself in a roundabout way. Nick Land's Acceleration is just much more vast and concerned with things like technological singularity, etc, it's a bit more schizophrenic and looking further ahead, where as the Aussie lad's version is more concerned with race, religion, etc.
It's relatively new to people on Jow Forums because they're 30 years behind.

Hello

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Bit of this, bit of that.

That sounds extremely counter-productive

And we all know you wouldn’t do jack shit but fap to anime

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GottaGoFascism

Me? I'm a man of ingsoc.

Thats not nice

Weird, she's got a Colombian body and a British face.

id love to grab her by the like.. holes in her dress

Holy
Fucking
PENG

In other words, they’re losers and it’s for alt-right losers.

Why didn’t you just say so

What is with English women and those styles of dresses, the short cut one pieces that are skin tight with no straps

Can't believe Tyga got to fuck this

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Never said I supported such a cause, in fact just the opposite

That was the obvious joke yes.
*pats your head but has to lean down because of how much of a runt you are*

looks peng

well it's a shit image and you should feel bad

Britain cries out for national socialism

miss the eu already

Mutt hours are so fucking dire

woah... brummie women look like THIS?!

Cannot stop touching my hair

it's /real nigga hours/

Who.

The EU is an unwanted excretion hoisted upon a once great continent

lean down to kiss my ass you mean

>w-what are you looking at user?

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The Alex Jones video where he's talking about the elite on Joe Rogan is unironically probably a good intro to Land's accelerationism. It's a bit schizo in that way, but Land isn't just some retarded edgy kid.
It's going to happen sooner or later, why drag it out over 100 years? Even Evola in Ride The Tiger says some things which might be considered accelerationist. I'm sure your brain can understand that forcing something happen, rushed, in the space of say, 20 years? is completely different to it happening in a more controlled and steady way over 100 years. If it's faster there are gaps that emerge which can be exploited, etc. The shooter said in his manifesto he wants his political enemies (and even allies) to "overextend", this is what he means but he just didn't really explain beyond a basic statement.
There are lefty accelerationists, they dislike capitalism too remember

Europe was never great, we just dragged them along behind us.

why does google have an image for saint patrick's day but not for easter or christmas

going to Berlin tomorrow
very stressed out about whether me and my mates will get into the clubs or not

3 of them are very cool edgy socialites who will get in easily
me and 2 others are borderline
2 of them are complete nerds

>The Alex Jones video

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going to be honest lads i wouldn't give two shits if the continent disappeared tomorrow

accelerationism has been a movement for ages
comes in different variants
r/acc- rightist accelerationism
l/acc- leftist accelerationism
u/acc unconditional accelerationism
g/acc- gender accelerationism
bl/acc- black accelerationism
z/acc- zero accelerationism
dec- deccelerationism

I'm sure that as long as you're willing to pay their exorbitant entry fees they will be happy to accommodate you

Do you speak German?
Based.

>It's going to happen sooner or later
Can I borrow your crystal ball? The lottery is coming up

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One day I will penis in vagina

shit's fucked brehs

i'm also going to berlin tomorrow
strange

Acceleration bibliography

>Introductions
Greenspan: Capitalism’s Transcendental Time Machine
Ireland: Poememenon
MacKay & Avanessian: Accelerate reader
Murphy: Ideology, Intelligence and Capital with Nick Land
Overy: Genealogy of Land’s Anti-Anthropocentric Philosophy

>Land
- Teleoplexy: notes on acceleration
- Kant, Capital and Prohibition of Incest
- Circuitries
- Meltdown
- Machinic Desire
- Dark Enlightenment

>Philosophy
Althusser: On the Reproduction of Capital
Bataille: Reader
Baudrillard: The System of Objects, Mirror of Production, Symbolic Exchange and Death
Bateson: Steps to an Ecology of Mind
Beer: Platform for Change
Benjamin: On the Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction
Bergson: Creative Evolution
Bostrom: Superintelligence
Brassier: Nihil Unbound
CCRU: Writings
Chardin: The Phenomenon of Man
Debord: The Society of the Spectacle
Deleuze: Difference and Repetition
D&G: Capitalism and Schizophrenia, vol I and II, What Is Philosophy
Dupuy: On the Origins of Cognitive Science
Ellul: The Technological Society
Fisher: Capitalist Realism
Foerster: The Beginning of Heaven and Earth Has No Name
Greer: After Progress
Haraway: Cyborg Manifesto
Heidegger: Being and Time, Basic Writings
Hoppe: Democracy
Kant: Critique of Pure Reason
Marinetti: Futurist Manifesto
Marx: Grundrisse, Capital, Fragment on Machines
Mauss: The Gift
McLuhan: Understanding Media
Mises: Human Action
Negarestani: The Labor of the Inhuman
Noys: Malign Velocities
Pepperell: The Posthuman Condition
Plant: Zeroes and Ones
Srnicek & Williams: Manifesto

The only potential problem I see is that having such a large ocean directly to our south could have unpredictable effects on the climate, we might start getting massive hurricanes or the entire island might freeze or some shit

Big fan of the special relationship between yanks and the Irish

Ireland Poomemenon

Micks will chimp out if they dont get their funny picture

don't fucking care

Big brained post is this.

one of us does but i dont

i'll stick pewdiepie, thanks

Rand: Introduction to Objectivist Epistemology
Simondon: On the Mode of Existence of Technical Objects
Stiegler: Technics and Time, Automatic Society
Virilio: The Information Bomb, Speed and Politics
Whitehead: Science and the Modern World
Whitehead: Process and Reality
Wiener: The Human Use of Human Beings
Woodward: On an Ungrounded Earth
Yuk Hui: Digital Objects and Metadata Schemes, The Question Concerning Technology in China, On Automation and Free Time, On the Mode of Existence of Digital Objects, Passing From the Digital to the Symbolic

>Blogs and other things
Bryant: Larval Objects
Hickman: Social Ecologies
Land: Xenosystems
Moldbug: Unqualified Reservations
Szabo: Unenumerated

>Fiction
Dick: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Gibson: Neuromancer
Stephenson: Snow Crash

Read the introduction I posted to you earlier. You don't seem to be grasping that IT IS HAPPENING regardless, it's not an if or but, it's certain. That's why Land is so concerned with technological singularity, etc. Which is what I meant by his version isn't necessarily the same as someone just borrowing bits

I can’t put into proper words how little I care to know about your hip new alt-righty flavor of the month word

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Wow, you US haters are mentally retarded. Like, seriously, why do people constantly feel the need to paint the US as warmongers every single time people talk about imperialism or war in general? The original 13 colonies of the US were conquered by Great Briton, you fool. 11 states were bought in the Louisiana purchase, the Mexican-American war began because Texas declared independence from Mexico in favor of joining the US, Mexico attacked first, they were the aggressors, and, even after totally kicking the shit out of Mexico, and being capable of annexing them entirely we allowed them to survive, and paid them a great deal of money for the land we decided to keep. (who does that besides the US? Pay for conquered land? Give examples.) Alaska was purchased from Russia, Hawaii, and, the Philippine islands might be seen as imperialism, but we didn't seize the Philippines from the natives, we seized it from the Spanish empire, and later gave them independence. Hawaii was most likely going to be seized by Europeans if we hadn't intervened. I mean I could go on, and on, and on. We could have conquered all of you ungrateful bastards a long time ago, if we had a more militaristic, authoritarian people, instead of the peace & freedom loving people we do, be grateful. We had the largest, most advanced military in the world in 1945, we could have annexed Germany, Japan, Italy, France, the UK itself, if necessary, etc. etc. then pushed into the soviet union, dropping nukes left and right, as they didn't develop nuclear weapons until 1949 giving us 4 years to knock them out, + we had nukes. You would be singing the star spangled banner right now if the US was really the evil imperialistic warmongers you disgusting leftist scum make us out to be.

the goal aesthetic

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