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Is her husband white?

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have been letting out the most awful gases

juggalos is my family

god i hate juggalos

I guess they never piss, huh?

sure are a lot of beer ads on the sky news ad breaks. the Irish ones anyway

What are you gonna do today?

hahahaha

Had an idea to cut down on unnecessary letters.
Where currently we would say "nigger ogger" for "no", we could make it "nogger" and omit the second word.
Obviously this wouldn't work with the letter I, so we would substitute that with the letter Y, like "hygger liligger" for "hill".

Agger ligger rygger spigger lagger digger sigger?

looks Hebraic

woop woop!
shut up hater

you got a toilet, I bet it doesn't flush yeah

fun fact: juggalos coined the term hater

hahahaha

yeah, how do magnets work, eh?

speaking of piss,
any piss test man in?
i do drugs a few times a week maybe
they could phone me in for a piss test any day. noided as.

they?

Oh no no no

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dont know im a juggalo not a scientist

company that might hire me

is that a migrant oran idetntitarian?

Ever seen Withnail and I? There's a fine contraption in that film

what kind of company would hire a bum like you?

how long is the unemployment gap?

a bumpany x

trucking firm finna gib me a job on the yard

you wont believe what leftypol whispered in my ear in bed last night

>"why would hitler, a rothschild jew, kill his own people?"

And so the reprisals begin

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>Greggs employee dies
>Greggs cancels her discount card - because, she's dead
>husband takes to twitter to complain
Who was in the wrong?

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visiting edinburgh castle as we speak and i’ll probably do the volcano hill thing later, not sure what to do in between

leftypol in the streets, rorke in the sheets *skates towards outer-Jow Forums in the sunset*

The husband
I'd have thought clearly so, but sadly it seems not if people are rallying against Greggs

you reckon an eskimo ever killed another eskimo with an ice pick?

that is absolootely dis gustin

Looks bad on Greggs really, just let him use the discount.

stewart lee invented a new method of literature. he isn't a comedian but an artist.

too long but i have certs and shit

we live in a society

big tiddy

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wonder if the lad has killed more people in the building he's holed up in and it hasn't been revealed yet

genuinely go for a walk, theres some great areas
could head north towards leith going through new town
or the western areas ike stockbridge or whatever its called
calton hills pretty cool
some nice posh touristy pubs up the mile and that

i want to try greggs

What corner of twitter have I ventured into

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Big gut as well which you can only see in the photos of her that others take.

Enjoy the castle, I would suggest the palace because it's between the castle and Arthur's seat, as an additional bonus you'll see our abomination of a parliament. Just head down to the very bottom of the royal mile

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explain the homer gimmick?

unless you were getting certs during the gap id say you dont have all that great of a chance

imma spit it n hit it

Or has he suggested you can head into the new town and either down to Leith or Stockbridge, or you could check out the meadows

um sweaty x

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If you dont have a fish tank
You
Are
BROKE
end of

the Utretcht kerfuffle has properly exposed kara "boga"

i want to try the greggs cheese and onion bake

yeah you sorry son of a bitch thats the idea

the anti-lib force

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When I get a little money I buy books, and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

im going to make a fish pond

Oh here's this chinese fucking faggot

>Books
fuck off

>Of course I miss her but I also miss the 10p off a sausage roll

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about to have a bona fide wank

Love how people take offense to the most innocuous bullshit
nobody's talking about you ya fuckin' mutt

Finally did it, moved to Germany

Fuck you and your brexit
Miss greggs tho

Don't tell sajid or he'll renounce my citizenship

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dont know why you have to be so ill mannered

do you speak german?

gotta admit
this is based

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pandas! pork buns! athenian port! chow mein! CCP! kung fu!

Mate...we're taking the lifeboat off a sinking ship and you wanna stay behind lol

why there of all places

Utterly utterly based

anyone I know whose ever had a fishtank in their house has had it stink the whole place out even when they take proper care of it. not worth it just to be able to look at a few poxy goldfish for a bit

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hmm seems unlikely

A lot changed in two months

by allah this is disgraceful

watching a copy of the film Unbreakable starring Bruce Willis which I previously recorded on my Sky+ box

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If there's a problem you're gonna know it
I don't play your faggot games

might do a thing

Your gender is not something you get to choose lmao

Nein

Was offered a good job and 3k euro bux to relocate

it's sad when he dies at the end

oh dear

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