Ask a bored italian anything

ask a bored italian anything

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Do you live in Milan?

why did you start your thread with a gay weeb picture

padano o reggiano?

Do you want to have a boyfriend?

Roma or Lazio?

Your country is not interesting, nor rare here. Why do you think it would be interesting to ask you something? Do you know something dozens of other Italians don’t?

Do you like argentinian immigrants? I might go there if shit hits the fan here, I already have citizenship.

When will you restore Rome?

when will Eiffel 65 play in Jesolo again?

>great climate
>awesome food
>hottest girls
why are you on Jow Forums when you have all this?

are sicilians white?

What do you think of this guy?

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Not OP
I do
yes :3
weather in Milan sucks
absolutely not

Is the "Italian girls are traditional" meme truth?

Why are you so bad war and cook well

>lives in milan
How many of your grandparents are terroni?

no
i like anine
padano
no
roma
:3
si
rome is death get over it
who?
for u
i guess
never actually meet one
UWU
based but also cringe
yes very
we cook war :3

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will the North secede from s*uth? If yes, when?

Never! Rome can never die!

none, 100% lombard, traced family till Austro-Hungarian rule

What's the favorite Italian dish and why is it vongole pizza?

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pasta al salmone

Favorite pokemon?

mew

unexpected but dull answer

yikes

>not tangela
Literal spaghetti monster

How big is your dick, are you circumcised, and will you post a pic of it?

Are you my waifu from Milan? If so I want to find you and bring you chocolates and rest my head in your lap as your stroke my hair and we watch trashy anime together.

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Is bolognese from a jar heresy?

What do you think of our duaspora in your country
Egyptian one not maghrebi just to be more clear

16 circumcised since i had phimosis
maybe :3

what's in salsa di piscio e merda? my italian friend won't give me his recipe and he wants like $30 a jar.

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your thoughts on
1. France
2. Austria
3. Germany
?

>do you think italian wine and cheese are better than french wine and cheese?

>do you want to find love in France? why or why not?

>favourite italian city?

>favourite french city?

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Is it true Italians drink wine at breakfast?

That makes me happy. Sending cuddle energy and comfiness your way :)

Do italians bleed tomato sauce?

Good kebabmen/beer seller, but i would change street if i met an egiptian at night in the street tbqh

>france
I like it but i fake to hate it when talking to other italians
>austria
Good neighbours
>germany
Sieg heil xD

No exept mozzarella or burrata which are my favourite,
No because too far away unless she comes living here,
Rome
Paris

Solo Parigi è degna di Roma; solo Roma è degna di Parigi.

Ebin family tree.

How to make a delicious pizza?

How to cook a perfect dish using tomato?

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Ti piace la polenta? :3

what is your eye color?

>the faggot is from Milan
who could have ever imagined

Do you like cute boys?

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yes :3

Do you like little girls who are into S&M?

Do you have a cute sister?