Austria is a small country, but you can live well here. Even if you do not have a job...

Austria is a small country, but you can live well here. Even if you do not have a job, you can treat yourself to a little luxury.

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is that an open invitation

I love Osterreich my mensch.

Hopefully be there at the Universitat Wien within a year or two!

>you can treat yourself to a little luxury.
Like breeding your own daughter in the basement?
Nah mate

austria is bastards very inbreed

>is that an open invitation
People from your area are better off to Germany.

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that sounded very rude

Job twoja mat

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I've heard the restaurants here have some of the worst service around

Are Austrians known for incest or something?

Believe me, in Germany you are feeling better. Even better than the German. Because you are traumatized.

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What do I care if one under 9 million fucks his daughter in the cellar?

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yes

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isnt it expensive as shit ?

Pack your bags mehmet
Mama Russia is waiting.

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love you bae~

No. Germany or Switzerland are much more expensive.

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Jesus Christ...

Is it just from this story though that the jokes come from?

oh my god

Yeah.

Eh? The only thing that's somewhat cheaper in Austria is groceries. Gas & rent are all higher.

not quite, it came also from the habsburger dynasty, they were incest freaks

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I’m sure. But I would feel guilty.

Russian police are actually superior. According to human rights.
Stay cool, I'll heat up with your natural gas;

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stööööözzznnnn

Yes. There were only 2 cases in the last 100 years. But both were funny.

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It’s too expensive in Austria. For me, it’s Moldova and Ukraine

Carlos II was the worst of the bunch though. At least they got some new blood when the Lorraine married in, getting a new paternal line

THICC

Ignorierst du die Piefke a imma in deine Fädn?

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WIE
DER
LICH

not WIEDERLICH
=Widerlich
no ie!

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Franz Fuchs. Inventor The letter bomb.

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im enjoying my stay

How does this make you feel?

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Where are you staying?

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hungry

...

>make a shitty Austria thread
>seething piefkes immediately occupy the thread

>>make a shitty Austria thread>seething piefkes immediately occupy the thread
scheiß auf de Saupreissn!

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/puller gereibt XDDDDD/ nie wieder /deutsch/
>make a shitty Austria thread

Definitely so. A great country.
[spoiler]God,I wish I was born Austrian[/spoiler]

Ist dir der Faden peinlich? Hoffentlich meiden sie dich jetzt nicht in den anderen Fäden;

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Why. Italy is also a great country. I am often there. Good food, friendly people and a lot of sea.

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