How would you react if you found out you were 1/8 Jewish? How would your day to day life change?

How would you react if you found out you were 1/8 Jewish? How would your day to day life change?

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Would suddenly put all my earnings into stocks and funds

curious where the other 7/8 disappeared

I would mail the German embassy and demand €6,000,000.

Holy fucking checked

wew

kill myself

I wouldn't be surprised, brazillians have some sephardic jew genes

nice

I meant Ashkenazi actually, since those are the important Jews.

Already checked, no jews

WHAT THE FUCK

As an Asian male, why do you white people say you think we are somehow more respectable and redeemable, yet shit on your close cousins/ancestors from the near-east and say things like they are subhuman?

boring tbf

It's a hypothetical scenario.

Because religion

It would drive me to discover more wonders of Jewish/Israeli cuisine. Anyone likes babaganoush?

I would rename myself Shalom Cohen and open a dentistry practice

But there are plenty of Christians in the Middle East, but somehow they get the short end of the stick without helping them grow and prosper?

Decent GET

>As a single individual why do N individuals do x, y, z
Because there are a lot of different opinions in the world + retarded people

Well, I'm also an Asian male by the way, and that's about all I can figure out.

FUCKIN CHECKED

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