Ywn be European

ah yes, butthurt poor people.

Tfw no car at 16, will probably never shoot a gun with a qt.

Green grass, brother

>ywn have a 50% tax rate
>ywn have to wait 3 months for a medical appointment
>ywn go to jail for defending yourself against home invasion
>ywn have hate speech laws
>ywn be ruled by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels
>ywn live in a dirty city overcrowded with tourists and immigrants
>ywn have net wages as high as american ones
i wonder why someome wouldn't like to be european

Americans who want to live in Europe are almost all libs.

only good thing is less niggers, other than that I see no reason not to be happy living where I am

what about the americans who want to live in europe because it is whiter than america

Because of you lazy bastards. While we russians we building schools, hospitals and factories for you, growing and supplying you with food and other stuff you were sitting on your asses all day and doing nothing. All the ex Soviet republics and ex Warsaw Pact states except Holy Mother Russia are the reason why ex Socialist countries are so miserable now.

edgy fascist scums

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>illegally invade all your neighbours and add them to your "union"
>destroy their culture and replace it with alcoholism
gee.... i wonder what might be the cause of this...

ah yes, butthurt poor people.

ah yes, butthurt poor people

America may have a chance to maintain it's borders, Europe has none. I'd say they're pretty retarded or maybe I've just been absorbing too many memes.

>thosy skinny fucking skellingtons and the ninja hamplanet
>scary
heheheheheh

I was joking actually. Russia is Hell and everything it touches turns into Hell as well unless it manages to escape the russian "influence".

I’m a social democrat actually

we already have this in Canada.

lmao america isnot even 56% white, remember their "white" is notactually white

turn off the proxy cletus

we'll get through this ruskie bro. one day it'll get better

Stop it! Murica is my last hope when shit goes down!

ah yes, butthurt poor people.

Canada feels like a tryhard version of europe because of their we are not Americans. also you don't even have a national identity so is even worse
t. retard who thinks living in Europe is the same as visiting it for 3 days

i mean the midwest and north east are white, but the rest of the country is garbage

It hurts.

cope

>eurotards falling for American memes about their countries
Sad!

ah yes, butthurt poor people.

Europeans are complete fags

>tfw not living in comfy US town
Jesus the pain. I was born in a wrong place. I need money asap.

you already are, stop larping

All of these things sound good to me lol

What did he mean by this?

an europoor born on the ameriKKKa is still an europoor.

then you are either a liberal or a chicano and so anti-american.go back to mexico pedro

you have to go back cletus or joao

I know that feel.

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ah yes, butthurt poor people.

how about we switch places

i wish that was true
same

>le self hate underage ancap

lmao

not even remotely ancap but if you think living (being a neet doesn't count) in Italy is overall better than US you are retarded

I lived in both and Italy is vastly superior in pretty much everything.
Quality of life is more important than salary my dear babby.

yes, paying almost half your salary to taxes and having said salary significantly lower is quite superior.
and salary directly affects quality of life, where did you live?

kill yourself

>yes, paying almost half your salary to taxes and having said salary significantly lower is quite superior.
this is so underage it hurts

>and salary directly affects quality of life
why do you think you pay taxes? you are quite the imbecile

I lived in the Midwest btw, it was okay but I'd never trade.

>why do you think you pay taxes? you are quite the imbecile
the problem is not paying taxes itself, it's the mediocre to terrible services i get in return.
Aside from university fee, which still has its problem but i guess its ok, what makes italy's quality of life so better than the US ?
Healthcare? yeah it seems better than american ones but still mediocre compared to western europe and lots of problem even here in the center-north
public transportation? definitely not
housing prices?
lol no
bureaucracy? lmao, do you even know what you have to go trough to open a business?
pensions? my generation will never get it

thank God, my country might suck, but at least we aren't cucks

everything you just typed is wrong and misinformed, except for pensions.
stop spewing memes and actually travel before you fill your head with meaningless opinions.

and you still haven't provided a counter argument to any of my points
>stop spewing memes
what i said is from personal experience, regarding healthcare i have relatives working in it so i know what's going on
>just travel
literally pic related

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>le post le counter argument!!1
>posts reddit
ironic

> healthcare
it is excellent in Italy, we outlive americans by many years for a reason.
t. son of two doctors
>public transportation
actually quite good, extensive road and rail network, have you actually experienced american public transport? the fucking absolute state of it
>housing prices
what about them? do you think living in a plaster and wood shack mcmansion is actually better than having regulations for durable buildings? damn son you have it all figured out, besides everyone and their grandma owns a house in Italy already, sorry if you're not one of those.
> bureaucracy
it is bad but you can navigate it easily if you hire someone to do it for you, like smart people do, I highly doubt you're talking any "bureaucracy" outside of your uni's segreteria giving you shit btw so I can't really take this very seriously.

and yes, just travel if you're going to compare quality of life, internet memes will only get you so far.

you’re mega cucks, you literally elected a president because he seemed more american than the other candidates

>more american
What?

>because he seemed more american
nah, you are just being narcissist

I think you have to be quite docile to be European though. You have to trust that the government and public services will always take care of you, and it really seems like they don't do that. They bring in boatloads of millions of migrant Muslim men who literally want to kill you.

I mean how many times have the police prevented truck attacks and stabbings and things vs how many times they've happened? At a certain point you have to acknowledged that it's the consequence of your government's policy.

In the USA, things are quite wild but we at least have a semblance of feeling that you're capable of determining your own fate.

>ywn be American

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>> healthcare
>it is excellent in Italy, we outlive americans by many years for a reason.
yeah of course it's better than americans but for paying high taxes i would expect something more than having to wait from weeks to months for a simple visit instead and resorting to private healthcare.
Also waiting time for cancer diagnosis is literal months, and lots of hospitals are understaffed
t. son of a doctor
>>public transportation
>actually quite good
if we have it good what even is bad public transportation? aside that i've *never* seen a train or a bus less than 5 minutes late, and not living right next to the city makes you lose hours (seriously) because there are only 1 bus each hour.
So you are absolutely grounded unless you have car, which gas is one of the most expensive in europe
>>housing prices
>what about them?
they are expensive as fuck and you are going to pay mortgage for the rest of your life
>>sorry if you're not one of those.
i'm one of those but doesn't make it any better
>> bureaucracy
>it is bad but you can navigate it easily if you hire someone to do it for you

>it's not bad if you spend money to pay a useless government worker to do the work for you

>ywn be Polski

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>boatloads of millions of migrant Muslim men who literally want to kill you
I hope this is some deep satire because if you actually believe this then I feel sorry for you

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Isn't that why your country chose to leave? It sure as hell wasn't because of taxes.

t. errone

why are you (western europoors) like this?

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You stupid fucks fail to see that destabilising the middle east did this shit. My country is far from innocent since it split it up at a whim after WW1 pretty much making random borders to equally share between France.
The US leading the way into the gulf has completely fucked Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan and Syria leading to a refugee crisis and inevitable angry extremists.
The sad part is gullible idiots are buying into your rhetoric and becoming extremists too without their family members getting bombed

wrong, pedro

>healthcare
I know you're full of shit when you say you're the son of a doctor because you'd know doctors are like tribesmen and as soon as their people catch something they get it diagnosed in two days tops.
aside from that, regular checkups at the public hospital are a thing, sign up. if you are really shitting your pants because you feel like you have cancer just go to the fucking private clinic, you can't expect public hospitals to accomodate the demands of all the damn hypocondriacs of this nation (and there's many, we are old as fuck).
in general, you don't pay nothing for healthcare and you can get every kind of operation for free, plus you get treated by highly trained personnel. healthcare is just fine.
>public transportation
again, hyperboles and exaggeration waaah I have never seen a train on time!! nigger I know late trains suck but where I live they are mostly on time. at least there are trains
and virtually nobody is grounded if they don't have a car, really, every town is connected pretty well. it's not my fault you live in bumfuck nowhere shitville on the mountains, move somewhere closer to your uni/place of work, mum's not going to cook for you forever.
>housing
it's the same in a lot of european nations, because we have regulations for building. ez to understand
>spend money to have someone regulate your finances is bad
top underage

But most of the immigrants aren't coming from Syria. Many of them are coming in Africa and other places Americans never really touched much.

libya

How is Africa any different. The whole continent was under European colonial rule with the exception of Ethiopia. I'm sure they don't have any resentment

>gulf has completely fucked Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan and Syria
Like any of these countries were doing better before we got there. In fact, Iraq is demonstrably better off after the liberation.

>Iraq is demonstrably better off after the liberation.

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The grass is always greener. Some people unironically think New Zealand is some kind of paradise away from all the miseries of the world, when in reality life here is unfulfilling and the cities are just lifeless rows of suburbia.

>Iraq
yep America sure did help liberating them
>Libya
The Libyan revolution sure did turn out well
>Afghanistan
Slowly devolving back to Taliban rule
>Syria
What and anyway as a America you should have sympathy for people wanting to rule themselves

ah yes, butthurt poor "people".