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smug anime edition

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first

my gf thinks amy schumer is funny...

Bros

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Anyone here have a 4K UHD Blu-ray player? How's the video quality in your opinion?

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COUNTRY ROADS

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She was murdered.

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>no steam friend bought Sekiro
feels good having based boomer friends

your gf has SHIT taste

>New Zealand is banning Jordan Peterson books as a result of the Christchurch shooting
LOL

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I'd agree

I applied for a job which is practically babysitting children at a children's hospital

hahahhahahhahhahahhahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha

im dying.

sounds depressing

AHHHHHHHHH

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it's just a bookstore, not new Zealand

a contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

How do I know if a girl is interested? That seems to be my biggest problem with them. I either ignore it or just think they are being nice

My future gf (coworker) likes indie pop

i've always wanted to know this. Idiots always say that them being mean to you is a sign but i can confirm that is bullshit

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Another one done.

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need to upgrade my CPU

Does it mean a girl likes me if she constantly stares and me and makes excuses to be around me

remember seeing this in the movie theater

that's a fine and cute thing for her to like

very nice, bruce

who?

she's planning to murder you desu

Ive had lots of girls be mean to me, but then they say theyre only joking

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nice

that means you're a pussy and a pushover and they're just having fun toying with you

did you ever get around to posting that one i suggested a while back?

the old "get out of mean jail free" card

ive not had any girls

if they were 6, they probably had a crush on you

man what a good ass game

someone pls buy it to me

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youre probably right

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whats this?

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Thanks.

The black & purple one? No, I'll post it when I get home if I can find it.

what is what?

never been a fan of anime

Why do you color?

your pic

always been a fan of anime

Who thinks I should drop in at the sex store & hand the lady behind the desk one of these pictures?

honestly i don't know how men do it. Well, let me rephrase it - i totally get how men do it when they have a decent height

youre in the wrong neighborhood, bucko

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yeah! why not?

don't

Because im bored & it stops me from looking at lewd things, at least for a little while. Haha.

>The black & purple one? No, I'll post it when I get home if I can find it.
don't know what colours you ended up choosing, but you were asking someone to pick a mandala from pinterest but i didn't have a pinterest account so i sent you one from google images instead

OH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBYYYYYY
DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN

wait is sonoma coma a girl (female)

Why not? She might give me yet another discount. Haha

a poster advertising the videoclip bad blood from taylor swift

im talking about sekiro, some1 pls buy it to me

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no, im a guy. An incel manlet virgin freak lol (i literally had a girl call me a freak once that's how bad it is over here)

Kinda tempted to fap but I'm also tired and don't know if I have the energy

JK Rolling confirms Dumbledord had a long and soft foreskin, very wet and loose

Please be my gf

Time to move. Slowly making my way back home. Got to stop in at Target on the way back.

also, nightly shill time. Get extra/flag/s niggers, i work too hard on the botnet.... i mean plugin to have hardly anyone using delectable 16x11 boxes of goodness

how tall are you
often short girls don't mind manlets too much so long as you're still about 1.1x their height

it'd be weird

kek

5'11", king of the manlet army

white women only want 6'1" and up

one of my really good friends is 5'5 and one time a girl asked him why he doesn't just become a tranny at that point
joke was on her because he gets more pussy than anyone I know

I'm 5'6 and have been in relationships

why is she so perfect lads

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My stepsister used to bully me about becoming a tranny when i was like 8.

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with white women? pardon me im breaking out the evidence right now.

tulsi 2020. first time im voting in 7 years

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youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA

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weird thing to say to 8 year olds

Yeah she was white as can be.

shieeet sorry to hear man
I'm 6'1 and get swarmed with white pussy everywhere I go

i know. She was a tomboy type, and whenever she came over (she was from Lake County like an hour or two away) she used to bully me and shit. Ironically enough she would be the girl i ended up kissing.

>psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

Please be my gf

6'2 here
my dick literally fell off from too much pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c

Im tall, wheres my gf

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it's so unfair. Women only want things from men which cannot be changed, which is why height is so important.
You are the most lucky manlet on earth then

The comments from the article provide an interesting perspective
From what I've seen, women who obsess over things like that aren't worth your time

getting fucked by someone even taller

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>tfw women are becoming so picky they can afford to forgo even tall chad guys

I'm a member of the most powerful race (gamer).

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I'm not alone. I know a lot of short and average guys who have or have had relationships

Slight disadvantage, but it's really not a big deal. Based on the 1.1x thing, you just need to look for a 5'4" qt (of which there are plenty)

imagine a world without men...
the dream

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my penis isn't even 5 inches in length and I've had sex with 6 women

and then everyone died

based

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Trannies should be shot

fricken based if I must say
I'm 5'7 myself and have fucked 3 girls so far

the prettiest women are 5'7-5'9. Frankly even 5'4 women want that 6'2 chad, and if they're even remotely attractive, they will get him.

If i cant get a woman of at least my looksmatch, then what's the point of even trying? It's such a rigged game against the male, and women have the liberty to be as rude as they want to me for even trying. Honestly has gotten me to the point where I refuse to associate with them. Do I like to complain about being incel - of course, but deep down, I understand that i hate women, for they hate me.

my buddy who's about 6'7" has a huge gay crush on me, could totally get fugged by him if I wanted

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nice. keep up the good work

dick size means nothing unless you have a micropenis