Dating a German woman for the first time tonight

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Be careful

Bucetinha rosa?

>woman
yikes
I hope she is at least male

enjoy getting jaw-mogged

blacked

When do you want us to host the funeral?

Any woman is good as long she is not slavic or asian.

Tão perto

shit taste

He’s right you cuck

He's right you cuck.

nigger woman nigger woman
at least not slavic

What's a nice thing to say in German to a qt German Frau?

I want to put my zyklon D in your chamber

I fuck black guys

Ich würde ihnen gerne den Hof machen

Zyklon B

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Can you gas me with your braps?

jesus fucking christ are all krauts this retarded

oh fugg, now I get it

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yes

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German women are boring af. The only good thing about them is that they are very kinky and pretty much let you do anything,

Cute

RIP Portubro

Or african

Post results after your date :^)

Is she bigger than you?

>not gas chamber

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Why would you date a German ice queen when you have med goddesses in your country?

are you gonna shit on her chest?

You are probably doing a mistake.

fraulein... ich lieben dich

Why?