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Am I in heaven

anime is gay

put it all in one big box before he gets there

Just saw the weeb club on my campus having a meeting
It’s three normal looking black guys, one Asian girl, and two Asian guys
All of them are wearing naruto headbands and robes

Nice lad
I'm currently on a roadtrip with my crush and I'm trying to figure out how to make the first move.

yeah but what if he tries to unpack it

pull her pants down and eat her ass when she's asleep

For you.

THIS

Why would he unpack a box if the sole reason he's there is to help you pack things? Does he have brain damage?

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I wish I went to my college anime club. Maybe I would have made friends.

>5000x5000
>208kb
Impressive. But he's only gonna be here for like a day to physically move all of the boxes to my new apartment and I imagine there's a chance he'll start to unbox things
imagine the smelle

big ass forehead edition

just woke up, frens

Today I embarrassed myself so much in fact I am still shaming myself and try hard to forgot about what happened earlier today, Why am I putting myself in awkward situations?
So what happened is I went to a pharmacy today, and from where I live, I have never saw Koreans in real life in fact I live in small town away from the city and have never seen any asian (I saw them only in tv/vids/pic)

And I saw them Koreans over there they were three women and one man! at first I was surprised when I saw asians there I was like (here in Iran I only see Iranians/azeri/russians/indians/Armenians/geogrians) but never an East Asian! especially when it is a town you could even call it village!
(don't think I'm weird pls) I was to fluttered seeing their soft and pale skin soft hair and mongoloid features they were so pretty in fact that I was stalking them throughout the store (I know I look fuckin creepy) I was
Waiting for them to speak however I was accompanied by my partner I was convincing him that they are Koreans I was waiting for them to speak so I could hear their language and confront my denial fiance imstupid.png
once they said (annyeo-plapla-shiro) I screamed and the whole store heard me (THEY ARE KOREANS I TOLD YA) I didn't realize how loud I was they actually looked at me like wth.png
I was embarrassed that they came to me and said (yes we are Koreans got a problem?)
They misunderstood me, moreover I looked really awkward I just said I'm sorry and that I am fan of their music they said (we are normal people we are not musicians/not all Koreans are interested in k-pop) in other word I just wanted to bury my self in the holy moly ground!
Even though my partner is not helping me either, he just remind me of that I have done and how shameful it was like I know what I have done he should comfort me or at least he must not mentions this ever again.

not a word

I was in middle school when I asked a black classmate why he spoke white and didn't act black. Holy shit I've never seen a dirtier look.

do you guys want a gf just so you can touch her butt whenever you want?

uhh yeah

>not squeezing it
>not working out your glutes so she can squeeze your butt too

duh

Go away

too based & redpilled

Anyone else have their nose run uncontrollably when eating spicy food?

I could've changed so many weebettes lives.

Guys there’s nobody here
I’m completely alone at work
Gonna make coffee and a sandwich

No because I used to eat my food super spicy to impress my cute Mexican neighbor so I’m used to it

leave and go home

take a shit on someone's desk

jag off whilst eating sando

And miss out on the literal free money? I’m gonna go watch Netflix in the break room and eat my sandwich
I think my manager left her Switch so I might play Smash

thoughts on arpeggios?

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I'm super used to spicy food though and I love it. It's embarrassing because when I order it at a restaurant with a date I end up constantly having to wipe my nose, I go through like 2 napkins fuck.

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yes but i still eat it because i love spicy food

The music term?

My first date with my gf ended with her crying after eating a ghost pepper lol

yes

Sauce? asking for a friend

bigdickbitch.com

>lol

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I would use emojis but Jow Forums doesn’t let me

What's that white stuff? And why is there a credit card out?

>not phoneposting and using emojis that way

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that's too cute
i luv her

You must be 18 to post here

I AM phoneposting
Jow Forums LITERALLY doesn’t show emojis
I’m gonna put a bunch of them in the next line and they won’t show up in the post

I've seen emojis on Jow Forums, I don't think I was even using my phone. There's some trick to it but I don't know what it is, because everyone else in the thread was freaking out over it too.

It's easier to gather up dust w/ a card. Entrepreneurial.

They might work on some boards

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I play classical piano. Pianists use arpeggios alongside scales as exercises.

haha animal haters btfo

how do you feel about them in songs

youtu.be/toNSuhgBKN8

>you can now get imprisoned for 14 years in poo peeland for possessing the shooter's manifesto
>this shithole regularly tops the "freedom index"
what a joke of a country lmao

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The guy is Jewish, you sure you want to suck that cut cock?

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Reported to interpol authorities

I've heard them in pieces before. Btw I'm not sure if that track has arpeggios. They sound more like ordinary runs.

at the start is an arpeggio

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...

youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk
I'm going to kill myself
to kill myself
to kill myself

I am an arpeggio AMA

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Ahh yes, the weeb in true form

I wonder what that guy does to freely drop $1k every stream, is he getting yangbucks already

How sad.

Depressed?

can't we all just get along?
youtu.be/VOgFZfRVaww

He has a real job

based ngl

I am faucet failure, my nigga, I got drip, uh
Ashin' on your bitch, this is that Pokémon trainer shit, uh
Who's this? He should be in cockpit, uh
'Cause I'm flyer than a fuckin' ostrich, uh

Been listening to this this past week.

youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

took a nap
had a weird dream again

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doesnt matter

I can't remember the last time i had a dream.. been a long time idk why

You know what else can't dream? Wendigo's.

I forgot what i dreamt

Taytay a cute
Allie a cute
Ari a toot

Update: Had a great day with the 59 year old I'm crushing on. When we parted, she told me she loved me. I don't know if it's motherly or sincere.

had sleep paralysis the other day, had my eyes open but I was hallucinating hard as fuck. I could see a helicopter super close out my window looking like it was about to crash then it corrected itself and people were shooting at it and there was some weird ass structure by my neighbors house. then it sounded like my friend, who is living with me, was outside my room talking to my cousin who lives in new york. the whole time I was trying to move and get up and couldn't

mumble rap is abysmal

thats gross but good for you

Bruh

hmmmm

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the universe is dark around us
a mass of stars and air
but as thick as the woods of the trees
and it is into it that we go
when our bodies are killed
and we are only killed
only killed
killed by time and killed by life
i promise you, i promise you this!
that there is no such thing as a natural death
and being born is a sentence of death
and giving birth is an act of murder
everyone of you have murdered your sons
you have murdered all of them.

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That’s friggin wild dude porn has literally ruined me for preferences

Do you like Andrew Yang?

He's a literal who in reality. So it doesn't matter whether someone likes him or not. Fuck off.

He has a very slanted view of the world and i think his ubi is a little early and he is just promising yang bucks to get attention