The french slang word for urinate is pipi pronounced peepee for angloids

The french slang word for urinate is pipi pronounced peepee for angloids.

Angloids faggots literally say urinate to refer to their penis "I have a small peepee". Fucking anglo faggots, Plantagenet should have won. 400 years were not enough to purify Anglo Saxon language.

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La frontière du passé est là.

OUAHHHHHHH
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Worst day in my life

isn't it good for Frenchy

No because Plantagenet were better and the 100 years war was a war between Plantagenet and Valois. Valois won at the end

RENT FREE

but why should Plantagenet have won

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so the british islands would de facto be integrated into french kingdom

l posted him because he looks like Charles le Victoire

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This

but doesn't it mean France would've been ruled by a foreign country albeit it was in the middle of feudalism and not "rule" in a modern way

do you understand what was the purpose of this war ?

It was two french families who did this war.

here we say pipi too,but is a little impopular

over succession to the throne of the Kingdom of France

and where do you believe the head state and power would be centralized, in France or in British Island ?

Plantagenet would have still put their headquarter in Paris had they won the war, even though their home field was in England? l can't really imagine it 2bh

Richard the Lion heart is dead in France and he buried there. Their home was in
north-middle western France too

France was more populated and more relevant than Britain, with such power including British islands they could have expand even further in Europe, and don't forget the anglo kigns were from french origins, it's pretty logic to me they would sit on the most prestigious throne.

yeah on second thought it'd have been geopolitically such a Herculean task to control Metropolitan France from the island situated on the verge of the continent separated from the straight had the House of Plantagenet won and not moved their basis to Paris, given mobilization was such a thing at that time due to lack for transportation.

>fucking anglos
>plantagenet should have won
retard
also you're obsessed

We also say pipi. But mostly just for kids.

>you're obsessed

I don't get it.

but even in England i don't think they could have turned "french", the fate of those islands were to be independant anyway, those wars were mostly kings narcissism.

Actually it could have been, an England very frenchified. But again a Plantagenet king lost a very decisive war in Bouvines. During the famous battle of Bouvines. French defeated the kingdom of England ruled by Plantagenet and the holy Roman empire.
After that the king of England had to make a pact with the Anglo barons.

why when westoids make autistic threads reaching far and wide just to have something to be asshurt about no one bats an eye but when we respond to someone calling us subhuman and praising war criminals who murdered our civilians suddenly we are butthurt

Shut the fuck, Tusk.

what do you mean would've happened if Phillips ii had lost at Bouvines? how would it have led to frenchfication?

Red belonged to Plantagenet before their defeat.
We could imagine that if they had won :

- Plantagenet fortifications in the blue royal domain
- Extension of the power of Plantagenet in british Islands. The defeat of Bouvines almost destroyed this family because of this defeat, the king offered a great freedom to the barons to stay in the England's throne. before this war, Plantagenet were very conquerors.
- No hundred wars 200 years later because no need

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Do you think OP really cares about the word anglos use for peepee or whatever his excuse of a thread was about? We just do it for the bants

>Angevin Empire
ugh

got it, so you think the btfo at the Bouvines made the House of Plantagenet completely lose their dynamo to further extend the regal power in the islands = frenchify anglos, right?

Basically yes, you are not agree ?

je suis pour toi en gros, plutot Bouvines

oui mon ami je watch taxi 2 five time per day
thres bien

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Basé et rougepilulé

Les Visiteurs is better tho to binge watching

Quite frankly, obsessed