Imagine being European and getting memed into thinking the midwest is a good place

Imagine being European and getting memed into thinking the midwest is a good place

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I cannot fathom why anyone who wasn't Midwestern would like the Midwest
Even then, half the people here hate it

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Minnesota isn't bad

Isn't it frozen?

yes for half of the year and then it gets hot in the summer

the cities are decent. the small towns are d*Xie tier.

All the Europeans moved there though.
Somalis are bad.

Grass is greener

The small towns are fine, just dying

I've never been to the Midwest. Why are retards from flyover states always saying California isn't real America?

This is god's country

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It's full of gooks and zoomalis

Kansas is Midwest wtf

sorry but im not interested in subdivisions of western gayrope

b&r

I'm glad people hate the midwest. The less people move here the better

You can have it

Because America is a lot more than just California

jew

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Based, then we have no issue.
I don't understand your post

Stay mad, New England subhuman.

No one in Europe thinks that America is good

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>New England Subhuman
You're insulting the best part of the country while living in one of the worst. Enjoy the brain drain and urban decay while we live lives of pure comfy.

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We have trees and hills too lmao

Just imagine not being a superior New Englander, I can't even imagine the horror

but do you have cities that aren't shitholes?

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Yes, many. Do you?

all cities are shitholes

t. new yorker

Yes, many. I'd like you to name one Midwestern city that isn't a shithole though.

Maybe if you're poor

>midwest
absolute shithole lived iowa 10 years before going back to oregon

I can't image having just some big lakes instead of the ocean

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Portland is shit

why have the ocean when you can live in some shitty city in Ohio that starts with C?

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Midwest is terrible for the most part, but it does have the greatest city in america. CHICAGO

>iowa is a shithole
okay
>that's why I went back to oregon
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

Louisville, Indianapolis, unironically shitcongo (Chicago)

Imagine being american and thinking that europeans give the slightest of shits about your country's regional aspects

Hello newfriend :)

I like my part of the Midwest desu. german-americans who go to church often and really know what community is.

Hyphenated Americans aren't American at all

how so?

Well,there's always like 10 threads about america in the catalog made by euros.
So...

OP lives in Kansas.

You either commit to the US or you don't
If you want to pretend that you still have some link to whatever god forsaken European shithole your ancestors crawled away from go ahead and enjoy being wrong, just don't pretend that you're even remotely American

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You know there are Anglos in the midwest, right?

Id disagree desu but we all have our opinions i guess.

lmao NE never fail to amaze me with how delusional they are. More obnoxious than Californian and New Yorkers

Yes but they don't act like seditious larping faggots

Reporting in from North Dakota. It's pretty boring here BUT it is extremely safe, comfy, cheap, and everybody is happy.

the norf

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Wasn't the Mid-West the most European part

Lmao the Midwest is a huge, soulless shithole. The Southwest and the South are literally the only places in the US with actual an actual unique identity and culture. New England and Midwest faggots are just a bunch of muh heritage cringetards who have to fall back on muh Irish and German ancestors because they have no fucking culture lol. FUCK THEM.

Texas is the best State because when I was a kid I watched Walker Texas Ranger.

Seething

Very cool, thanks for sharing

midwest = shitwest

Southern culture is diabetes and racism.

Could you say that again please? It's hard to hear you from way up here

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I'm very bored of my home state and I wanna move somewhere like the Twin Cities, or Chicago. Thoughts?

Air travel is one of the largest contributors to the utopia that awaits.

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I actually really like Minneapolis, but Chicago hands down. It is like a smaller nyc but with better people in general and way more affordable.

>the most nonwhite parts of America are the only ones with culture

Why did you remove Kansas

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Yes, exactly.

>be European
>think about Midwest US
???