We literally write their constitution

Insects need to be ruled by foreigners or else their societies collapse

Happy to hear user. Keep it up and go spend your evening to akiba with ur frens.

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based and blackpilled sentiment

You wrote for Russia too btw

I'm not sure a country that cuts live fish and squids in restaurants should have a say about animal torture, though

based sepuku poster

This. Japs are perverted, sociopathic pedophiles and are a menace to mankind.

In our case they didn't provide economic aid though, and that made all the difference.

>develop extreme paranoia and hatred to marijuana
>censored their porn
thanks you fuck

Neither of those things are bad

>want to masturbate to underage cartoon girl/boy or watch ugly asian dicklet porn.
what are you, a chink?

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>we nuked them twice
>suddenly they become a good country
ftfy
since they only keep your constitution because you got the power

This

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>Japan has 280 years of peace and prosperity in isolation
>Fatties show up and force Japan into the western world
>Japanese over adapt to the western way of life and spontaneously start conquering their neighbors
>Fatties bomb them some more and turn Japan into western semi-pet nation, the Japan take revenge by culturally conquering the west.
>Fatty makes thread on Animu board to brag about it.
Sounds legit.

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this

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>japan was peaceful before the west came!!! They wuz good boys!!! They were on them pogrom- I mean programs!!!!

pretty much this.

how do they live with that cognitive dissonance of being so utterly dominated and colonized by a foreign power. must really rub that samurai spirit the wrong way. no wonder they all zombie walk through life

Painfully based

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>colonized

You know what that even is.

It's when someone puts something in your colon

it's when people build military bases and bang the women

Funniest thing is, that's not really what happens in moonrune country

Did you incllude the 2nd admendment?

Now this is what I call based

fish don't feel pain

DOPHEEEEN AN WRAAAALLE!!!!!

Did the fish tell you personally?

They don't have to, a simple google search will

I know the feeling. All.my.aspirations are.out.of.my reach and have been for years. I'm too much of a coward to either end it or out.myself on a better path.

same but fortunately my health is shitting itself

Mishima deals with that in his nicels. The result is interesting to say the least.

how come you didn't give them the first and second amendment?

Lucky you. The inky thing I have going for me is that I'm disgusted enough by ny body that I want to lose weight.

Japs have a historic prejudice against civilians owning weapons dating back to the Samurai era.

Probably not to both.

Why didn't it work here?

based

We wrote a lot of country's constitutions and most of them turned out shit though.

Fair enogh, my cowardice isn't the reason I'm incapable of either. The reason I can't set myself on a better oath is because of my incompetence and stupidity.

You think like a real slave.

Actually, I meant you're not necessarily that far from your dreams, but also that you will not kill yourself.

Amazing slave mindset

startlingly accurate

Well done Japan desu

i think they're actually really pro-free speech, especially for an asian cuntdon't quote me though obv i'm not japanese

it's when people giving their children to pedophile invaders

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Germany and Italy suddenly became good countries after the war too?
WW2 determined where the world was going in many ways. The allies also started to act like good countries to convince people that they were on the right side of history.

>started to act like good countries
The United States didn't commit a single war crime, like, say, attacking a country without delivering a formal declaration of war

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>dresden
>tokyo

Yeah it just bombs schools and hospitals and causes a migrant crisis in Europe.

>war crimes
talk shit get hit axisfags

>The United States didn't commit a single war crime

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>implying that Vietnam counts as a war

very based, normalfags will try to deny though

Im not only talking about war crimes tho
I'm just saying that's how it works and that's basically a good thing

based and perspectivepilled

it called vietnam "war".

pls stop posting

>the japanese guy forgets that you need a declaration of war to have a war
pottery

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doesn't that technically make it illegal though?

it's a classic case of both sides wanting the occupation to work

Japan had to submit and play nice and not be constantly riot and revolt (destroying their infrastructure and economy in the process) or they would have to face the Soviets (and commie china later)

On the flipside America had to not hold back their reconstruction efforts and be lenient on their people and power structure or Japan would have to face the Soviets

USSR being a thing was the best thing to happen to post-war Japan and West Germany

not if the president authorizes it, though the war powers act got passed after nam to make sure it wouldn't happen again

So Pearl Harbour doesn't count either. Awesome!

>or they would have to face the Soviets

Assuming the Soviets could actually do it.

doesn't count if you declare war after pastafag

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they took North Korea so they were pretty close

and when China became commie the threat just heightened

>tfw knew a pearl harbor survivor but he refused to talk about it
>then he became a raging drunk with dementia and didn't remember anything

Well, we tend to forget it, but the Manchuria war was really a masterpiece and probably made the emperor and his cronies shit in their pants not much less than the bomb. So I'd let the russkies have their due and not say right out that they couldn't.

Granted, there was the tiny bit of them not having a navy to invade Japan, but it would all depend on how the western allies invasion went on (taking the bomb out of the frame, or at least its effect on the morale of Japan). I tend to think a '46 dragging with simply titanic losses on both parts would make the americans begging for the russkies to do everything in their power to kill Japan, with an invasion of Hokkaido pretty much possible, perhaps even northern Tohoku.

This would mean at least another 10 years, probably 20 for Japan to be back on their knees, that the USA would know hell on earth like it was in Russia or China (honestly would mean a different nation now anyway), and that jap cities now would have really nothing older than 70 years. But also delicious soviet animus, so it's a win.

>truth to be told I don't really buy the unbent morale aspect, which is the reason those losses were expected: massive civilian uprisings, years of fanatical resistance. In Okinawa they started surrendering, even if americans didn't get it at first. So I don't think the casualties for Operation Downfall would be THAT high.

Yeah, ww2 vets didn't really want to talk about it. I think in the US the paradigma shifted with Vietnam.

>people in the west cling to life when they have nothing to live for.
True, we ave a cultural stigma against suicide, even when the person is in pain physically.

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If it wasn’t a war why did you sign a peace treaty with Vietnam?

Euthansia is legal in the Netherlands, not in Japan

because we helped them militarily?

the Soviets have experience dealing with fanatical holdouts, where as the Americans simply bypassed it the Soviets just saturate the entire area with artillery, hence why no holdouts in Manchuria unlike other areas such as in SEA

Based and despairpilled. Normalfags will never understand

>develop extreme paranoia and hatred to marijuana
Based Japan. Fuck DUDEWEEDLMAOs

You also technically gave them a Shogun.

>they become a good country
(lol

All their rearming and accelerated militarization is for another Pearl Harbor, this time in US bases and facilities across Japan.

The current PM's grandpa and his brother/cousins were war criminal who sent disgraced Bongs and Aussies to work in death labor camps.

Japan is just waiting for the next backstab, all this anime and charm is just a distraction for the next betrayal

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That was the fault of over excited generals.
The second Sino-Japanese war was accidental

>The current PM's grandpa and his brother/cousins were war criminal who sent disgraced Bongs and Aussies to work in death labor camps.
based

>The United States didn't commit a single war crime
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with obliterating hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians. Don't get why you put our guys on trial for that though...

>>Japan has 280 years of peace and prosperity in isolation
citation needed