/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Last time i played it i felt so hard i made some karmic imbalance and got a qt gf in real life. we'll see if it happens again or if i am too old to like that drivel

If I ever get tinder I’m just gonna reply like I do to /cum/ and go full bee

why would you just now get tinder? hasn't it been around for several years?

Dunno, never prioritized sex and don’t really see the point in doing it with a stranger

BIG OL JET AIRLINER
DON'T CARRY ME TOO FAR AWAY
OOH BIG OL JET AIRLINER
CUZ ITS HERE THAT I GOTTA STAY

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is tinder not considered sex with strangers?

If you're attractive then just ask to fuck, if you're not then act like a normal tinder clown and beg like the whipped dog you are

Will /cum/ stay up with me?

goodnight friends

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I might for a bit. It's one of those nights where I feel like I have too much energy

>If you're attractive

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probably. I didn't wake up until 4 PM

night, bud.

gonna listen to adagio for strings while I lay in bed, but I will be here

BUT MY HEART KEEPS CALLING ME BACKWARDS
AS I GET ON THE 707
RIDIN' HIGH I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES
YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH HELL BEFORE YOU GET TO HEAVEN

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youtube.com/watch?v=mDeFdGzthV0

I felt like I was herding cats with Rin and wasn't able to do anything right. Felt like shit desu.

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friends

youtube.com/watch?v=egX9N8yOgaU

something in the way you love me wont let me be
i dont want to be your prisoner so baby wont you set me free
stop playing with my heart
finish what you start
when you make my love come down
if you want me let me know
baby let it show
honey dont you fool around

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post bp
it's what friends do

I am drinking I will stay up til the beer wears off

is anyone online?

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Im really going to go in with "hi" as a fucking icebreaker

its a reeeeal wonder how Im single

I'm offline posting

not being rude, but what is alluring about this picture to you?

tfw no friends

doesn't matter. trynna get a nut, help a brother out.

ur fucked

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Well her boobies for one, but I also think she has a cute face. I am attracted to girls with plain looking faces

friend (that's you)

wait, It says in the chat cats or dogs

did she send a message first, or is tinder giving me suggestions?

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you are endearingly hopeless

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I unironically saw a friend's butthole once.

These lyrics remind me of someone:

Candy says I've come to hate my body
And all that it requires in this world
Candy says I'd like to know completely
What others so discretely talk about

youtu.be/XPgGjUSEWss

great album

youtube.com/watch?v=KisHhIRihMY

THAT DOESNT HELP

describe it and what lead to the sighting

user unironically be yourself. I tell girls about my hobbies and my schizophrenia all the time

Totally clears the President. Thank you!

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what happened next

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i dont follow

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ok, I asked a basic bitch question about her taste in music

time to avoid looking at my phone for the next 12 hours

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what did you mean by this

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Didn't wank today

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Just wanked today

dealing with women is a live and learn sort of thing. don't let it occupy too much headspace. you'll figure it out eventually if you continue to pursue them.

What's YOUR taste in music?

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Same but that is about to change.

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shoulda just told the joke

pretty boring for normies

jazz,blues, boomer rock, indie stuff. Used to really be into GYBE but now, I dunno, its just boring

>tfw no gf who teasingly calls you a pervert
it hurts

no, nobody finds history jokes funny

Should have asked her about dogs

We were in a little cabin at camp so there wasn't much space. He was getting naked for a shower and I was behind him pissing in a stall. I hadn't seen many other guys my age naked so when I finished I just glanced at him out of curiosity. He was already naked and was bending over so the cheeks of his ass were spread and his asshole was visible. It was dark pinkish brown and there was a bit of hair around it.

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We didn't have sex or anything, if that's what you're asking

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ummmmmmmmmm it was some coffee joke. my advice was sound tyVm

I don't like this post

Goodnight /cum/

kek

nice. any feeling in your penis when you saw it?

I know almost nothing about dogs

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Cant say I enjoyed reading this

read my lips
NO COLLUSION

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I was just realizing I'm like 70% gay at the time, so yeah
The moment itself wasn't very sexual though. I partially was just surprised since I hadn't seen an asshole other than my own before.

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/cum is a christian(heterosexual) general

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So it turns out the dad of this qt from work is one of the directors of the company. Do I even stand a chance?

based
be honest, how often do you fantasize about that moment when you rub one out?

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It's a catholic (gay) general

>chr*stian

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>conservative christian boys

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There are other moments that I think about a lot, but I've thought about that one before

TMI?

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not at all

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Ah I finally rolled Shoukaku and right before the nightly reset too

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Libbies have been quiet today desu

>gacha

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