/brit/

Just committed Pooicide, boys, and let me tell you it was not pretty.

Preston is a massive shithole, would be surprised if even noncehunters ventured there.

contemplating a poo but I might hold it in so that it builds up over an extended period of time then I can unleash a MASSIVE poo and trigger my prostate reflex while I poo

Why doesn't he just get a food?

having fried niggards

Noncehunters are everywhere.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.

is that hull?

look at her

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only the last one seems stupid

assignment due in one hour and haven't started it yet

>#love #sadaesthetic #emogirlswithtattoos #tears

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Why doesn't he just get a shag?

More risk of blocking the toilet though mate, try and find a middle ground

What's the worst part of the UK?

your mum is a nonce

first Derbyshire lad itt

Anyone had a poo wank here? What does it feel like?

your mum

some frontiers man was never meant to cross

London, Birmingham, Bradford, Luton, Slough

>Derbyshire
My condolences.

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Lol no they're all retarded you fucking retard why would anyone put anything like that on their picture it's just stupid

#britboy #footballlad #carfan #booklover #jogger
LOOOOOOOOL

those are all pretty vibrant and happening areas

it's like yanks want to be hated

>#poo #poowilly #memester #nigger

everyone's mum's a nonce, the had a 0 year old in their fanny

ex mining towns taken over by non-whites so take your pick of them

Me name is Dave and I'm at a rave
Me name is Ted and I've got a big head

fun fact: nobody in this thread has ever done a poo without doing a pee as well

dont mind doing some toiletwork if it means a good poo
moderation in all things I suppose

Bradford, Luton and Slough are not vibrant or happening at all

>"...and this, president Trump, is the button we press to shut off all oil to the western world"

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Hmmm Birmingham is definitely up there but it has an ALRIGHT nightlife. Preston hasn’t really got any redeeming qualities. But in all seriousness it’s probably some random shithole seaside town up norf.

lend us a tenner pls la

Shut the fuck up you cringy little scrote
Cringe

bradford youngest city in britain its all vibrant all happening all the time

waheyy

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people angry at me on /wsg/ cos I created the new TikTok General thread too early

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if he was a wearing overtly British clothing and was a boy it would be an appropriate hashtag
if he was a full kit wanker it would be an appropriate hashtag
if he was in his car it would be an appropriate hashtag
if he was jogging it would be an appropriate hashtag

preston is massively better than blackburn tbqh
dont even think prestons that bad

progressiveness is the way of the future

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do you reckon there's a market for /brit/posting on twitter for the normies?

Only time Bradford is "happening" is on fridays at the local Masjids

silly old wasp, look what you’ve done
you’ve stung poor old rec-tum
and now I need some peaches yum
a willy bum bum bum bum

can't even begin to imagine what kind of creature is behind this post

runts like you NEED to be exterminated

NO WORD OF A LIE LADS JUST SEEN 5 RIOT VANS AND A LORRY TYPE THING LABELLED BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT ON COVENTRY ROAD HEADING TOWARDS BIRMINGHAM CITY CENTRE

COULD BE A HAPPENING

and what does that have to do with British culture?

how does transvestism slot into lgbt?

>NO WORD OF A LIE
Definitely a lie

I’ve not been to Blackburn so can’t judge, Preston just felt depressing to me think the town hall was the only nice bit of architecture in the whole place.

what the fuck! i made up some bullshit job offer so i could stop bothering with universal credit and now i've got the bastards messaging me asking why i've not reported my earnings or made paye contributions. I've just told them i did a couple of trial shifts and didn't get paid or continue working. When the fuck did they get so nosy?

sirens or nah?
we don't usually hear about the foiled ones so don't expect it to be on the news uless something explodes

i was born by C-section

>it’s probably some random shithole seaside town up norf

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Pretty normal for Birmingham mate

is this british culture enough for you?

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yeah all blue lighting

How many reports have you made in this thread?

Shut up nigger

Jupiter

For breakfast? A full English
For lunch? Two satsumas
For dinner? For me, it is a tall glass of cool tap water

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Why is birmingham full of pakis?

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To the noncehunters? Several

Somehow more unpopular than May.

prefer not to say
you?

>All these tagging freaks getting offended

#virginman #animewatcher #cartoongimp #videogamer

It’s always been a shithole, used to be full of Irish.

twitter.com/birmingham_live/status/1110181168882860032

She must have just gone into labour, waters broke

I love England now.

I don't use social media and never had a twitter

You can search by tags, so if you tag #animewatcher your post will be exposed to people interested in the tag, which is how you get follows

Dave just stfu for once please, you're here every single day by the looks of it. Get a life, get a job, leave here.

81

Should declare war on Germany for the sleeper bombs

do you finish your cold tea you forgot to drink when it was hot?

>Dave this is your home, please leave

of course

Good lad
>which is how you get follows
Who cares you fucking faggot
Get follows in real life

morning lads

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Never, can’t stand cold tea or coffee

did a think

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>every other poster is Dave
Mong stfu

>Who cares you fucking faggot
Obviously the point of social media is to connect to people
If you don't care to, all the more power to you

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Get a job

the only people in this thread are me, you, and dave