/MED/

Is it just me or does he resemble Ibrahimovic?

We have none.

How does the average male from Malta look like

How is this even possible ?

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Me.
The news reader just does a voice over.

What the fuck.

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cooking some spinach in butter and will add some mozzarella and parmigiano later. It's gonna be a cheesy dinner bois

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Based italiano cookies il pasta

cringe moors

They'd probably be ugly anyway.

>type maltese women on jewgle images
first result :
lovinmalta.com/lifestyle/living-in-malta/maltese-women-are-influenced-by-the-kardashians

>Having dinner at this time

>lovinmalta
Gas that fucking site and everyone working on it.

i knew a maltese girl with absolutely massive tits and i wanted to ride them so bad. well thanks for listening to my story.

Hello inferior intependent med island

>intependent
Am i redarted?

What did her tits look like? Describe them in detail

Cyprus is on de house tonight

Is it known or you just read the garbage it produces ?

How do you ride tits?
Kek, you can't even write it right.

Use to read it on FB. It's more or less our buzzfeed. Or worse.

I mean, that article you linked is good evidence.

I'll get you next time

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Yeah, but maybe it's some obscure website.
Or maybe all the grills talk about it

I'm going to bully you now.
It's known among the younger ones. Dunno how much they're liked though. Their articles regarding politics were alright though. They kept impartial when reporting on some happening
and it was alright to read. Other than that is crap. Also they had these two articles about folklore creatures but they manage to cringe it all up.

Good evening lads.
Today was a big day.

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Pretty meh desu
Thought about you when I saw the picture in the news

It was exactly what the simulations showed, i still don't see the issue. The thing is 55 million light years away from us, of course it's going to be a bit "blurry" if that word even fits when recreating radiowave data into images.
I suspect it's not very flashy though.

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Crusades more like CrusAIDS ha, gottem

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Yeah, I don't really expected more.
But as you say, it's not flashy.

The power................

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Good evening.
We can remove kebab :3

Hello frens

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Religious zealots made the crusades shit desu

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Anyone know what this architecture type is called?

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Technically it's not over yet, since they are still trying to get good data on Sag A*. According to them, it's hard to do so because Sag A* is "shakey" or something.
But a little birdie tells me that actually they are still trying to figure out if we really are staring down the barrel of the astrophysical jet there. Because that is not a good revelation to make public.

Good evening.

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When i was a kid i could have sworn i saw a star being sucked in by a black hole in the night sky
I don't know exactly what it was, but i'm sure it wasn't a dream

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Thats just rude

Who is inferior now huh?

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When you see things as a kid, you don't always remember them all too well in the future.
Who knows what you saw. I still remember "seeing" a tarantula that was a meter wide on the walls of the apartment block next to mine.
Obviously it wasn't that.

I suspect if you look that building up online you will get an answer. It looks like early christian style, but if it is in spain it may also have some moorish influences.

idk, i remember it quite vividly
I also remember describing what i i had just seen to my parents and my father saying "sounds like a black hole"

Could have been a moving plane turning off it's lights. Airforce planes do that.

The "star" didn't just shut down though
I remember it caught my attention when i saw a trail coming out of it in a straight line as if being sucked in by something, then the whole thing moved very fast in that same direction and disappeared
That's what i remember seeing

Don't listen to him, we Cypriots love Malta

That's obviously a meteor burning up in the atmosphere. A "falling star".
You've never seen meteor showers? They are kino.

I've seen them plenty of times in our countryside mansion, this one didn't look like it
Meteors leave a trail in the opposite direction of where they're moving, also the thing i saw appeared to be still at the beginning and moved all of a sudden

No worries fren, I'm just playing along.

>countryside mansion
borghese

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Either you definitely remember something wrong, as childhood "vivid" memories can be deceiving, or it was just some fancy atmospheric phenomenon which i don't know.
Or aliens.
But it wasn't a "black hole".
Or a star moving in real time. Both of these are utterly impossible.

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Hello poorfren
I'm a poorfag firstie

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Mansion is really an inappropiate word actually
It's an old family house where we used to spend a couple of weeks every summer, and it always had some problem to be fixed because it's old and shit
Eh, as i said, i have no idea what it was myself

>average maltese height is 1,74cm
>average cypriot height is 1,75cm
Take that manlet

Good evening gentlemen

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I will sing this song to your sister, make her my wife, dress up as knights and ottomans, and then make wild holy war sex.
youtube.com/watch?v=AhtykXaqBp0

>cm
I think you meant meter

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BASED Greek Mediterranean olive oil bull posting like it's no big deal that his ancestors built everything.

I bet you literally have washboard abs son of sparta

>washboard abs
I wish.

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No we are really short
Eww i am not a kebab why would you assume that reee

A healthy layer of THICC Mediterranean fat perhaps?

Yo btw,as a Portuguese I want to say we wuz Greeks n shiet

>THICC mediterranean fat
With a BMI of 21.8, no. Just average. I do consume shitloads of olive oil every day though with my side salads so i at least go that going.

>Yo btw,as a Portuguese I want to say we wuz Greeks n shiet
ⲥⲩⲛⲁⲇⲉⲗⲫⲉ ⲉⲗⲗⲏⲛⲁ!

I just know. I'd win her over, admit it.

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>With a BMI of 21.8, no. Just average. I do consume shitloads of olive oil every day though with my side salads so i at least go that going.

So you, this fine specimen this BULL comfortably sits on your chair looking over the Mediterranean ocean with a hot banging German whore laying on your comfy house,in her bed covered in SWEAT. While you fucking Leonidas Eat fresh fucking green salads with a tonshitload of olive oil (gods grease)

Now you sir are based and dare I say Greek pilled

I wuz Greek,long live Athens (I'm on Athenian team)

*bless the thread*

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>average pp size in malta is 14.88cm
The numbers dont lie

Dios santo.
Santa maría purísima.
No vuelvas a postear esto.

My cousin's,my french Cousin! You sir are a french bull(I am a BULL myself)egalitie fraternite equality and all that shit. European paradise,golden years of France=best years

A kiss sending your way

KISS*(on cheek)

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NUESTROS HERMANOOOOOOS

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Basé et rouge-pilulé.
Tu es le portugais qui fait des fils sur la France régulièrement ? Et qui poste dans /fr/ ?

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based
youtu.be/rpAH-Ybdi6A

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Based,thanks for your food and french brands (like 90% of my diet is from France)
Great video, inspirational to think about how much Spain conquered and the old empire's

But brother, i am only doing it I R O N N I C A L L Y

Mine is BIG.

Prove it OwO

Hand your pc to your sister pls.

Hello this is anons sister, i like girly things like shopping and sex, my brother told me someone from mah-lta was looking for me?

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VALEO, THOTVS

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herro user sister!

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Why yes I am italian how could you tell?

Are you /med/ ? Yes, I don't like cheese.

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Hey its the flag they show on the news old people watch
Like, germany right?
Hey, i heard people in melte have very big dicks is that true?

The very biggest.

Ha! You fool, you thought it was my sister but it wasnt because my sister is getting fucked as we speak. Therefore, i diagnose you with G A Y

Yeah, she's under my desk right now.

Already? Fuck, can you hand her the pc?

Sure, pass it on to me.

Inħobbok Ċipru. :3

Hello

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Tell him this:
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