Tfw about to get deported

>tfw about to get deported

like no joke actually getting deported

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Aiaiai caramba
Dios mio señor Trump
No deportados por favor

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I hope somebody murders you next time you try crossing the border fucking bean.
Post pic of deportation bus

not a beanie/south american u dumbasses

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goodbye rodriguez

How did they catch you?

Thanks for the good news

well technically they haven't yet, i'm going to give myself up so i can get a free flight home kek

why?

where are you from?

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don't come here. We are full

Piece of shit beaner. You're not wanted here.

Pakistan

And how do you get back into the country after being deported?

یہاں پے آ جاؤ، بھائی۔

What brought you here in the first place?

Hilarious how "americans" still see their soviet tier corrupt third world shithole as still a place anyone civilized who values true freedom want to immigrate to.

Im glad I left that shithole for good, if I want to immigrate to a turd world like modern day JewSA Ill just stay in pooland or head east to any former post soviet satellite state.

USA=axis of bolsheviks

BYE FAGGOT NEVER COME BACK

i will never come back to usa, worst country ever

studies but i dropped out and never graduated and have been living here for 3 years illegal

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I don't think they deport Pakis... they actually put them in jail until they fill a plane with more of you... Enjoy your stay at jubi

ahh i see now, what are you planning to do when you return to pakistan?

adios

get an apartment, buy a pistol for self-defense, start a trading company and underground gambling den.

It is better than brownentina in every single way.

I might go as an illegal in some years since I will make more money and have a higher purchasing power there doing minimum wage than working in brownentina as an engeneer which is a field that you can't really advance in due to how undeveloped the "country" is.

nice best of luck, if anything taught you living in the states its prob how to use a pistol.

Reset your tourist visa? Get a job permit? Just become legal

This ,being illegal in USA and getting paid under the table is more profitable than being there legally and living paycheck to paychech as taxes bleed your income dry.

>start a trading company and underground gambling den.
How?

it's impossible to 'become legal'

trading company by exporting cheap pakistani goods to rest of world including China/USA using alibaba and amazon

gambling den will be on a platform using cryptocurrency(such as Monero) that makes transactions completely untraceable

>Just become legal
Lmao the only way to make it to the US legally is by being bought by Google or by marriage.

never should have went there like that in the first place

You could always arbitrage. It's not technically illegal and very easy.
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Come home Mongol Man

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>another poo failing his studies
kek i love it
hope you die, cunt

You won't have a problem going back, you'll have a problem coming back in

i know, i dont want to come back

You have no idea how restrictive the visa system is for this shithole

Are you the user who dropped from college?

he is italian,you russian subhuman animal

Yeah no, it's clearly an amerimutt

well too fucking bad

They won't pay for your ticket fyi. You'll be jailed till you can earn enough money to pay for it

t. Subramanyan Shrivastava Ali khan

yes

I heard that if you go to California they don't have the right to deport you.
Just go to Cali, man. I mean how bad can it be?

You're never going to be able to come back to America

good, china is the new america anyway and my country is allied with china

Where'd you live in america?

u should of thought of that b4 u joined ms13

Any ideas for easy scams I can pull off when I move to Pakistan? Looking to scam people for some quick money

sell me hashish please

become a refugee

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Hey that's my last name. But i'm actually white.

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stay back and take up a job at a 7/11 or something. Which is still magnitudes better than living in pakistan. Wait till ilhan omar legalises sharia law in the US and then walk free and kill wh*toids.