Palm Sunday edition.
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Frens.
>be on phone
>go to take a shit
>sit on the toilet seat while still looking at phone
>the thiccer seat cover was up
>fall into the toilet
user.... you ok?
Is this legal?
>sicily
>legal
did your country have F A S C I S M?
Ahh. I'm asking because it happened here before, and it's illegal.
it hurts
but in a good way
Come home based italian man
Almost-sh. I think.
How so?
:3
This one's legal.
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At least your phone didnt fall into the toilet when masturbaiting
That happened to me when i was 14 lol
>the state of /med/
Not really, our most fascists people were cuckold anyway
Today I saw her on TV and I realized how qt she is. And i'm not talking just about appearance. Her mannerisms was cute too. Too bad she's half Anglo lol.
We had 36 years my friend
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qt's voice and manners are very important desu
Also hi fren
Hey fren.
>voice
Not on her, unfortunately. She has this weird deep voice that doesn't suite her at all.
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She's tall as fugg, too.
Oh my god.
Britain truly ruins everything.
Does your cunt have entire military units dedicated to moors?
Spain
Yes
Holy Week is here
Yeah, I feel bad for her.
>tfw she's 180
>tfw I'm 175
She can eat off my head.
Hello frens
Hello my brother
based
>tfw taller than her
>probably not if she puts big heels
>eat off my head
kek
Once I was taking a shit in a public toilet,so I am browsing on my phone right and I finished,I'm done taking said shit. But the shit is still on the toilet so I get up,wipe my ass and then my phone fall's out of my hand going directly INTO the shit in the toilet but I managed after basically juggling the phone around to catch it safely.
>Once I was taking a shit in a public toilet
why,i cant even pee in a public toilet,im too autistic
Hi fren.
I would like it...
>poop at work
>get paid for it
meanwhile the janny pick up shit here and is NOT paid
I needed to take a shit lad,plus it was an isolated place in "school". Just lift the toilet seat first and then make sure you wipe it with toilet paper
>tfw once clogged the toilet at work and fled the scene
nobody ever found out lol
but at least our janitor is paid, something I can't say for the losers policing our posts
Does Malta want to go back to the good old days and be ruled by spanish monarchs?
>on my computer
>hear a loud noise downstairs
>my mom starts loudly screaming somthing to my dad, like really loud
>think that my dad is hitting my mom
>no fuckign way, my dad is not like this
>go downstairs to see what's happening
>my dad is lying down in the bathroom
>when I arrive he's already waking up
>apparently he just fainted when he was going to throw up
>almost hit his fucking head on the toilet bowl
>he has a broken teeth
This is because he fucking biked 60 km this morning. He's taking this damn hobby too far, sometimes he's capable of biking 100km or shit like that. Holy fucking shit I thought he was dying or something. God damn
60km is not insane desu
is he in bad shape ?
No.
...
I want to...
hello my frens happy palm sunday
thank you Mr. Deputy Prime Minister
a fine Sunday to you too and good luck in the upcoming EU elections!
Yeah he has done more than that, but today he was riding with some guys who go pretty fast and he was more tired (he has a mountain bike, he doesnt' ride through asphalted roads and such) . He's in fairly good shape, but maybe today it has been too much, I don't know.
Okay then..
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Happy Palm Sunday to you too.
Your pic reminds me of a bad news I read. Yet again we're going to pick up a clandestine boat and spread the people on it across 4 countries: Germany, Luxembourg, Portugal, and France. I really
hate my government.
You're going to drive that all the way here?
She cute
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our girl
>You're going to drive that all the way here?
Tu regere imperio fluctus Hispane memento. Yes we are
maybe did not eat enough
fucking rude pic, the portuguese dragon is badass
Lets pray for the peasants that had to make this into a flag
Will you at least send qts?
I dont know,will you resist the conquest?
We just had dinner, and he wasn't feeling well, so it was probably something related with the digestion and the fact that he was already tired...
the qts will be armed...
This is how they will march through Malta once conquered
>them hips
hnnnng
I guess we could come with a compromise, right?
now those are some childbearing hips...
BASED.
Something really hot about girls in uniform
Keep fighting for Europe !
Am I the only one who goes straight to /med/ and nowhere else on this board?
Nah.
Nice
I dunno, I think this thread is the only place worth going to on Jow Forums
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Same, im thinking about quitting Jow Forums except for /med/
gib wide hipped Spanish qt gf nao!
It's 30ºC outside
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>tfw you search for timetables for bus routes on internet but links are broken
I already pretty much have
I mostly comment on this thread and maybe one or two others outside of it if it catches my attention?
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sunday worst day, both online and irl
Maybe it gets more active later.
damn, Im in love with her
has she done anything new lately?
>tfw no big booty Portuguese bitch whose ass you can stick your face into
This maybe.
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Immaġina r-riħa.......
ui que bela peida
>Mr user, one of the judge for miss brapper collapsed, we need you to step in
what do ?
I step in out of the kindness of my heart. Just to help, you know?
My entire experience with Italian public transport while I was in Rome.
How do Italians even live?
>enter bus
>want to buy a ticket
>"we don't sell tickets aboard"
Have you maybe considered that not all of them live in Rome?
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They sell tickets on the bus in France? how does it work, you have to buy them from the inspector?
From the driver
They prefer you buy it beforehand and often are short on change, but you can
How are you boys doing this Palm Sunday?
cringe moor
Today I ate an unhealthy amount of crisps.
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saved
whatever muslim
If the capital's public transport is this shit, I can only imagine what Terroni shitholes down south manage to do.
>No time tables
>No accurate maps
>They don't list the stops
>Bus comes whenever
>They don't indicate which stop is coming next at all
Daily reminder that this faggot wanted my discord so that he can send me pictures of his feet.
What's the point? This is pathetic, surely there's something else you could do with your time than entering a thread centered around Mediterraneans, and being shocked when Mediterraneans are posting or discussing things pertaining to Mediterranean nation-states or cultures. Moreover, who are you trying to persuade? You're just another American mongrel, no better than the supposed moors you talk down to.
A true, proper non-mongrel wouldn't ship off his DNA to some corporation just to find out who or what he is. You ought to know what you are, what group you belong to, and your culture. Fucking mutt, buzz off to /cum/. This shit has always been autistic.
I did the test. People (who don't know better) keep saying that that we're a mix of everything, so I decided to do it but it was mostly out of curiosity. Turns out we're not the turbo mutts some think, or want us to be.