/brit/ soyjak edition
/brit/
Kayden Gonzalez
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Nathan Bennett
high on drugs
Andrew Garcia
haven't had a friend since I was 16 (12 years ago)
Nathan Lee
women reward good looks no matter the personality
Joshua Baker
Is it true /brit/ is full of uni mongs and under age fags?
I don't think I fit in with britfeel anymore despite posting there for over 5 years now. I think I've improved enough to move on, since I can't relate my current affairs with theirs, only my past.
That aside, how you lids doing?
Alexander James
>tfw finally get friend after 10 years without ever having one
We're all gonna make it lad, keep going.
Jordan Gutierrez
Austin Hughes
walking through a city street is now a slalom course around braindead cunts staring at their fucking phones, WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT THAT IS SO INTERESTING?
Nolan Lopez
hello dad
Isaiah Williams
Just had a wank on the bathroom floor, put the cum tissue in the toilet, and squeezed a blackhead from my nose. I'm about to have some all-bran cause I didn't shit (hence the detour having a wank)
Rate my life out of 10
Luke Carter
hello
Easton Garcia
wank before or after the footie?
Elijah Young
depends wich boys r playing xx
Matthew Price
I want to give up horse-riding, I think. I'm getting too paranoid again. Don't want to land up like Christopher Reeve(s?).
Nathan Jones
wank as liverpool wipes the floor with the bastards
Angel Lopez
yeah intelligent input darling why dont you just have another beer then
Owen Moore
during
Landon Roberts
>>: A married woman in a tribal-dominated village in Madhya Pradesh's Jhabhua district was beaten up and shamed because she ran away from her home, with a man she loved, the police said. The 27-year-old woman was also forced to carry her husband on shoulders as a punishment. Two people have been arrested.
>In a video that was widely shared on Saturday, the woman, carrying her husband on shoulders, struggles to walk as a group of men around her hoot and try to shame her. An old man laughs and dances in front of her and another man hits her with a stick. She can barely carry her husband's weight but she is forced to continue to walk
Parker Sanchez
Why does /brit/ hate Charles?
James Harris
all women should be forced to carry their husband around town on their shoulders
Grayson Murphy
love it when the gf is rambling on about obvious shite trying to sound intelligent then I tell her to get another carlin’ down her gob and she happily obliges
Sebastian Gonzalez
can't stand horses tbqh. Big smelly noisy things that bite when you feed them
Evan Scott
A military company is patrolling the Amazon jungle when they walk into an ambush by a native tribe. It's a total massacre; everyone save for the captain and a soldier is killed.
The natives secure the captured and brings them back to the village in the jungle. Once they arrive, they tie each one of them to a pole while the whole village watches.
Suddenly, the crowd splits in two and the chief of the natives walks up in front of them and asks the soldier:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The soldier gulps nervously. The choice is clear here.
Chi-chi.
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
CHI-CHI!
The crowd erupts cheering and yelling! They untie the soldier, strip him off his clothes, tie him up face down to a log on the ground and every warrior in the village fucks him in the ass until they come. After this is done, they untie the soldier, give him back his clothes and send him on his way, free.
The chief then walks up to the captain and asks him:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The captain defiantly looks at the chief in the eyes and says:
I choose death!
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
DEATH!
The crowd, disappointed, starts booing loudly. The chief then says:
...BUT BEFORE, CHI-CHI!
Owen Collins
What animals do you like?
Jose Richardson
when’s kick off?
Caleb Roberts
other people's dogs are alright
Jayden Bell
>my wife's dog
Oliver Harris
this is a normie general (with poley)
great ta x
Jacob Watson
Justin Ramirez
Ok I’ll ask again:
How would my southern accent be received in the UK (particularly by women)
Would they laugh if I wore cowboy boots (I reckon they’re a bit of a costume in Europe but I grew up with cowboy boots)
Jacob Wright
rode one while at a friends birthday once and was going to poo myself the whole time, was 10
remember being ashamed because the kids liked it
Samuel Lopez
other people's wives are alright
Asher Cooper
>Fat World
>Throughout Earth’s history the largeness of the woman has been considered a virtue. Until the late 19th century women wanting to achieve at that time extraordinary amounts of weight, those of the high 300s and low 400s, had to be born into the nobility or upper classes. At the beginning of the 20th century the average woman’s weight was about 215-pounds, which it had been since civilization began, and rose until at the end of the 20th century an average woman weighed about 350-pounds. If the women of the past who weighed in at about 350-pounds were to see the women of that same weight and one difference would present itself—class.
Evan Sanders
filtered the south african
really don't like him
Parker Rogers
I have ridden a camel
Jaxson Bailey
fine i'll post it twice you threadsplitting dingbats
it doesn't seem to be working out for you but i'm interested in making easy money
is dropshipping easy money if i don't mess it up like you did (no offense)?
Cameron Sanchez
Always thought he was a bender.
Then I got concrete evidence when I heard him on the pathetic radio.
Andrew Jackson
is this funny
Jackson Myers
Tesco mobile just unblocked Jow Forums(nel)
Wyatt Roberts
>Ok I’ll ask again:
>How would my southern accent be received in the UK (particularly by women)
>Would they laugh if I wore cowboy boots (I reckon they’re a bit of a costume in Europe but I grew up with cowboy boots)
Joseph Lewis
a camel has ridden your mum
Gabriel Lee
hyuck hyuck howdy there pardner y'all feeling fine and dandy for some iced tea and lemonade on the porch?
Aiden James
Really need to fix my sitting posture
Stick my head out a bit too much and raise my eyebrows too much
Carson Scott
Going to save this one.
Lincoln Lewis
Is horse-riding big over there? Or is it mainly done on the kibbutz farms?
Noah Scott
this house in london unironically costs 170,000 british pounds
Christian Perry
Daniel Ortiz
you’d likely get the piss ripped out of you by de lads then the women will laugh along with the guys
Xavier Ward
other people's mums are alright
Nathaniel Martin
Find a niche that not many people are in. 2. Market yourself better than everyone
3. Make it different ( a logo or something)
Jace Brooks
Yes yes very good but I still need an answer
Benjamin Cruz
he went on that? christ
Easton Jenkins
Anyone going to watch Line of Duty tonight?
Charles Richardson
Yes, but to a greater extent yes.
Tyler Garcia
lads
Nicholas Watson
Thomas Cook
Adrian Kelly
Ah well that’s a shame
Guess I’d mask it then, like I do during job interviews
Charles Turner
The only times I thought radio was funny was the xmas or new years special, where moni and zues had a spat, and that new radio where 3 fucking deano retards talked about banging a prostitute.
David Torres
a woman can't rape a bloke lol
Dylan Cooper
haha what an ugly mug
Jose Diaz
Going to bed and you can't stop me
Colton Cruz
Thomas Wright
taking pics of myself with chinky eyes
Chase Jones
Imagine paying a surgeon to turn you into a sassy asian woman LOL
Adrian Baker
where did you find this image of me
Austin Cruz
why are boomers so fucking based?
Carson Nelson
here we are then
Jose White
oh aye, where is ‘here’ then?
Jackson King
reckon those houses could use a fresh coat of paint
Carson Campbell
Nope. Think he's trying to make up stuff in order to smear my reputation. Not sure why though, I'm very open about having absolutely no problem with shagging trannies.
Jose Lee
Colton Johnson
*gong sound*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Juan Hill
Whos watching the match x
Levi White
no not popular (no polo obviously or anything similar) similar to other countries i think, popular with upper middle class men or women with lots of free time living in rural areas, so yea, kibbutzim and moshavim and the like. sounds like a fucking chore to take care of them honestly not to mention lots of money
Tyler Peterson
A military company is patrolling the Amazon jungle when they walk into an ambush by a native tribe. It's a total massacre; everyone save for the captain and a soldier is killed.
The natives secure the captured and brings them back to the village in the jungle. Once they arrive, they tie each one of them to a pole while the whole village watches.
Suddenly, the crowd splits in two and the chief of the natives walks up in front of them and asks the soldier:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The soldier gulps nervously. The choice is clear here.
Chi-chi.
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
CHI-CHI!
The crowd erupts cheering and yelling! They untie the soldier, strip him off his clothes, tie him up face down to a log on the ground and every warrior in the village fucks him in the ass until they come. After this is done, they untie the soldier, give him back his clothes and send him on his way, free.
The chief then walks up to the captain and asks him:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The captain defiantly looks at the chief in the eyes and says:
I choose death!
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
DEATH!
The chief then says:
OF COURSE! CHI-CHI TO DEATH!
Logan Powell
could do with a lick of paint
Brayden Evans
my professor still hasn't posted our fucking exam grades lads
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jonathan Nelson
Mental to think of all the people who have rutted in those buildings over the centuries
Bentley Bell
bargain
Joseph Barnes
bait post didn't do to well on the 'dit
James Bailey
oh crikey, someone’s already posted that haha what am I like x
Jackson Taylor
my gf is REALLY cute lads!
Charles Watson
what school do you go to?
Connor Stewart
aw bless, show us her cunt and describe how it smells
Evan Sanchez
!= a fan
David Ramirez
>WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING A
Underage interracial incest trap cuckold porn
Joshua Young
shagtopia
Noah Cook
haha what are you doing lad i already posted that
Nathan Long
>phwooar, YNWA gives us the chills ev’rytim dunnit love
Cameron Morris
Trolling redditors as a 4channeler is like being a wolf in a pen full of sheep. Desperately easy. Literally their only defense is their stupid upboat/downboat system, where your post just gets buried under all the ebin le top upboated comments so no one can see what the average layman posted.
Ian Martin
A military company is patrolling the Amazon jungle when they walk into an ambush by a native tribe. It's a total massacre; everyone save for the captain and a soldier is killed.
The natives secure the captured and brings them back to the village in the jungle. Once they arrive, they tie each one of them to a pole while the whole village watches.
Suddenly, the crowd splits in two and the chief of the natives walks up in front of them and asks the soldier:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The soldier gulps nervously. The choice is clear here.
Chi-chi.
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
CHI-CHI!
The crowd erupts cheering and yelling! They untie the soldier, strip him off his clothes, tie him up face down to a log on the ground and every warrior in the village fucks him in the ass until they come. After this is done, they untie the soldier, give him back his clothes and send him on his way, free.
The chief then walks up to the captain and asks him:
You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!
The captain defiantly looks at the chief in the eyes and says:
I choose death!
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
DEATH!
The crowd erupts with booing and anger. Reassuringly, the chief then says:
DEATH. BUT FIRST, CHI CHI!
Brody Baker
>hazard up front
Luis Baker
You don't have to take care of them yourself. There are farms which house them for you, and you can just go on the weekends to ride them. You should try a horse-riding tour/trail then. It's cheaper, with even less responsibility. You can go in groups across forests, beaches, mountains etc, it's way more chilled.
Dylan Peterson
Aside from food, rent, and essentials; what do you spend your money on?
Benjamin Sanders
I acknowledged my error stop drawing attention to it you massive cunt
Brody Perry
is /brit/ a Liverpool or Chelsea general?
Gabriel Anderson
if this were 2015 i'd hat you
Bentley Johnson
Might get a haircut
John Cook
>shagtopia