Are you getting ready for summer, Jow Forums?

Are you getting ready for summer, Jow Forums?

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Yes, I do

how do I become attractive lithuanianon

can i choke on your cock?

Depends are you skinny or fat?

my BMI is 15.7

Lithiuanian men look like this ? woawww

mmmm im gay

i cant stop overeating
i am getting stronger and putting on lean and fat mass everywhere but simply cant stop eating

Hmm, now what do you want to do? do you want to be like a football player or do you want to have more muscle?

Yes, I'm building a new pc with better cooling and getting air conditioning for my apartment.

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It's always summer here.

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yes, I am going to go out into the forest to sun tan my balls in the faint hope that sunlight stimulates my leydig cells so stop being factually low T

Away with you, mutts and arabs! Baltics are the hidden treasures of Europe. Your touch would only besoil them, and ruin them for future generations. Only those of the purest white blood are allowed to gaze upon their magnificence and touch them.

No cause it's still winter here.

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Imagine the smell

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is this soybody considered impressive in Lithuania??

so did you get sucked off by that Latvian pidor?

I'd rather be getting ready for a qt Lietuva bf

why is it that Northeastern Europeans are always fags? Jesus, the Baltics and Scandinavia almost always want to try and suck dick or turn others homo

Yes i am cutting to become the gym's cardio bunny

I've been lifting for more than 1 year and I'm still skinnyfat

fucking genetics

couldnt reproduce anyways gimme a lil touchie swuuezie would ya

no, I am not a pidor

Based. Same.

then you are doing something wrong been lifting constantly for a year
i am not skinny fat anymore, i am builtfat

you know, we could just save the pictures and make a fake profile with them for the lulz

yes Im ready

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I'm 97kg

Why is this guy not showing dick? Why is this allowed?

what am I doing wrong? I go there every other day

replace all your carbs for proteine

prijašjiau njeidjaryjk tjo

Do you do full body on those days

No. Get your cheap thrills elsewhere. Baltics are pure! You however, are not.

>400 grams of proteins

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in english doc

I already eat that shitty food

>rain
>winter

>this is the guy of the vocaroos
BASED SAMOGITIAN BVLL

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> getting ready for summer
why?

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Nothing wrong with that

sleep protein and enough claories, regular training everything else is secondary

I do all that

>in english
Do you even browse Jow Forums nigga, full body workouts means you are sore everywhere the day after
Don't (You) me anymore

then i cant help you
do you increase your volume/weight progressively every other week at least or are you still benching 40 kgs?

>Jow Forums

eww

I said don't (You) me anymore you dyel

>tfw can’t bulk even though I eat loads of meat and fatty foods
>even tried binging on fast food and pizza
>my muscle definition only gets better but I barely put on more weight

I can’t seem to put on more weight past 70-72 kilos. No amount of mutton helps.

I find increasing weights difficult. My back hurts now though

lol manlet fattie

do you want some touchie squeezie with me?

Low reps and heavy weights

Or

High reps and medium weights

Which one do you do? If you’re skinny fat go medium to heavy weights with high reps. It helped me lose my loose skinny fat.

Do it until your chest stops looking like moobs from the side.

dont (you) me

Imagine the smell in a gym full of pajeets.

Haha I've been working out, eating less carbs and more protein and ended up losing 20 pounds when I was trying gain more. I'll always remain a skinny fat manlet

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it's a thing normies like to say
you can expose yourself more in a warm weather, making it easier to engage in hedonic activies devoid of any virtue, like getting validation from equally morbid individuals

Yeah working on being a cuter twink

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>reps vs weight
Barely matters. Total volume is more important.

the more you* age the less cute you** become

*not you particularly, but you in a general way
**see above

I'm 18 till I'm 20 I won't change that too much besides I don't have a crazy amount of facial hair and my chest hair isn't visible, doubt I'll suddenly become super manly by the time I'm 19/20. Maybe in my early twenties I'll get more body hair but I'll just get more fit to make up for it.

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>trying to find hook up partners
>on a mongolian imageboard
Reeaaaally scraping the bottom of the barrel there buddy.
have some dignity for christ's sake
>are you white? will you call me pet names and shower me with affection?
>if yes, maybe

Oh dear you coul grind meat on these abs, user

I hate summer desu

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>I don't have a crazy amount of facial hair and my chest hair isn't visible

You sound beautiful

sure

>I'm 18
imagine believing that
coincidentaly the youngest age you can say that don't get you banned
I expect more from the descendant of the frankfurt founders

>Wants to destroy their livers
Up to you I guess

He's 18 and beautiful and no amount of impotent rage on your part will change that

Do I need to post my ID or anything lol I'm joining the IDF in not too long from now, last summer I have for myself before that.
Gimme a break.
I'm graduating this year and there's a retarded thing where they delay kids in kindergarten for another year if they're not emotionally developed enough, if you want I'll link you resources about it so you can check it out for yourself.

I was already ready, not a fatass

I know homos aren't the brightest so here's a bit of advice: next time you want a lie to be passable, say that you at least "just turned 20 three weeks ago" or that you're "[spoiler]1999[/spoiler] born here lol... oops spoiler doesn't work, that's right haha". don't just spout the mots cliché nonsensical overused sentenced your automated brain comes up with followed by an even more cliche picture of cutey catboi teehee and expect anyone on the 3 digits to fall for it

no way to comeback from that haha
dammit, and I just turned 19 last night haha lolz. wanna know something cool? I never had a grain of hair grow the forehead and below!!! that's right not even on my crotch or anus I'm so incredibly silky smooth lolzers. and the fact that I never drink soda or eat garbage food is gonna garantee that I bring my roundy bubbly smoothy asscheeks with me to my 70th birthday WOWEEEE OwO

I'm trying. I lost 5kg already, I have to lose another 10kg to be non-unattractive to look at. I'm also lifting a bit, but not much.

Imagine being so obsessed you write two entire paragraphs just because you don't believe I am 18, what was I supposed to say instead huh? 19 in a few months?

I believe you, really. not stop replying

now*

He's 18 and beautiful and no amount of impotent rage on your part will change that

if only you knew who the actually cute one is...
one of life's big ironies. can't say I don't enjoy it. I grin histerically in silence cause life is just that much fun

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see

you look so strong user! i wish i was a strong man like you

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How can I find a cute smooth Brazilian twink bf? :^)

I have the same question

fuck you're smooth

Why would I? It's not like I'm planning to leave my room more than once a week.

wtf is that filter dude hahahaha

you can find better cutees smoothies on germany to t b h honest

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Do you have no muscles at all? Can you stand straight?

It doesn't help that he went on photoshop and set the "butter tool" to 100% before pasting it 9 times in 4 different layers

I have been pushupmaxxing for some months and I got skinny jeans so that my back looks bigger. Today someone told me I look huge ;)

i know! diet + lots of water + exfoliation + almond oil everytime after i shower :3
>filter
>photoshop
kkkkkkkk will take that as a compliment, thank you!
nope i dont have muscles

Would lick belly

what's your diet like? and what do you use to exfoliate?

Nope. Maybe next

mfw literally and unironically going to hookup with this cute 19yo twink in like an hour or so

ive decided to go twinkmode this summer

so ive shaved my body, stopped weightlifting and am on a diet now

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you the 23yo? make sure to tell us how it went when your done
also take pictures if you can

Lol yeah. He gonna top me.

I am starting, still got a ways to go but it's ok because shirtless season doesn't really start until mid-june here anyways

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>gymcelling in 2019
It's not 2011 anymore

satanism is so embarrassing

>>filter
Your ribs are showing and the filter is very clearly visible there

I really find Brazilians very handsome, in fact I'm talking to a brown-skinned one right now, his name is Felipe :)