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Might do a wank.

Imprison women.

looking forward to summer de lads

ive had the dhall soup before but wasnt keen im guessing it was because my local doesnt do it properly it was like a flavourless gunky stuff

no one in my family has ever graduated from college

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>dosa
now that is a fucking top tier breakfast meal
can they do dosas? they are on point af

Hate people who bang on about food. Invariably a bunch of fat bores the lot of them.

In bed

the weekend was just new
now its over

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i can't take it anymore

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>gettings dosa from a bog standard indian take away.

please.

doubt it

sucking an indian

>de lads
Don't speak French, what does this mean.

Was in the shower thinking about how someone should create some sort of digital item that can't be copied and pasted like everything else on the internet since it will be an extremely unique thing in the digital world we live in, and ultimately very valuable
>Mfw I realise this is what Bitcoin is

You do realise it's going to be 100k one day, right?

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don't trust banks
keep all my money under my mattress

>dhall soup
just call it dal you stupid twat

post pics

the fundamental pleasures of life, that never become tiring or diminish over time, are as such:
>eating when one is hungry
>drinking when one is thirsty
>sleeping when one is tired
>art
>love
>music

And if someone is unable to appreciate any one of these simple pleasures then they are an insectoid NPC and i want nothing to do with them

>everyone eats the same shitty indian food from the same shitty takeaway I do
total twat

How will leftypol ever recover.

The native working class population of London emigrated to Essex didn't they? London has effectively got a small English elite and upper middle class and a nice imported third world working class that won't get too uppity and will work like slaves just to get to live in a tiny flat that might burn down. Much more economically efficient.

living my best life

never eat indian food before

bet you The Office is her favourite show

known my cousins husband for nearly 20 years, hes always been telling me to go to college and always talking about school, especially when i was in high school and after i graduated. hes a pathological liar and just one of those people that bullshits constantly and never shuts up and has always been starting and re-starting college. apparently, according to him, he just finished college pretty recently and yesterday he finally told me "yeah college is bullshit. its a scam. just get a certification or go to trade school or something."

he works at a toll booth.

You forget defeating your enemies, driving them before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women,

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nah cant see dosa anywhere

if you do hate speech in america they shut down your bank account

business idea: game of drones
us vs euro drones compete in performing military operations afghanistan

>I love adventures!

Frankly amazing how cold I am right now.

more like when the whistle blows

xD

a lot of them dont do it. even some good indians don't. next time you're out at a decen tone and see it on the menu you need to get stuck in though lad.

need a gf lads

dont know how to get one though

Nah mate it is left import to replace the native working class with a more desperate African one.

Have you tried talking to women?

will do

give the people what they want

i reckon most shit is not reckonable, lads

heightmogged by every single person when i went to the shop

>Nah mate it is left import
I'm pretty sure promoting capitalism through use of cheaper workers is right wing.

Think I might get the hot water bottle out.

Absolute shite.

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You made your bed you'd better lie in it
Choose your leaders and place your trust
As their lies wash away and their promises rust
You'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns
And the public wants what the public gets
But I don't get what this society wants
I'm going underground (going underground)

It used to be but now the lefties are in favour of unlimited cheap labour forcing down living standards and increasing profits for global corporations. It's weird.

assuming you're over 18 and u're asking this then there is no hope desu,

Just gone to bed lads. All cosy tucked up. Strictly professionally, lads, do you think its sad for a fairly capable person in their early 20s with a decent if menial job to be living with their parents and not making any special effort to meet someone they might move out with?

make literally all my own food

dunno how ordering food works outside of going into a chipper/takeout place and yelling my order at them and standing in a queue of other equally drunk idiots talking shite and waiting for it to be ready

have literally no idea how 'justeat' even works

just fucking let them in, rorke

Sounda like he his looking for an icelandic bull

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turn that shit off for fucks sake lad your third eye will never recover

lots of used condoms and hyopdermic needles lying around on the streets

>/v/
Shan't pay any attention to your opinions.

Have they mentioned a topic beyond brexit and orange man this series?

>deltarune
maggot
hope you seen derry girls lad

business idea: neo-Ludditism

ARE YOU 'AVING A LAUGH? IS HE 'AVING A LAUGH?

*alarm set 6:00am

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>unironically still referring to things as left or right wing

ummm I thought the french revolution happened like 200 years ago?

few months ago met a qt on a night out, had a chat exchanged numbers she seemed pretty into me
was too afraid to message her and we never spoke again
turns out we're from the same city and go to the same gym so now i see her whenever i go gym
its like god's laughing at me

>third eye
Shan't pay any attention to your opinions.

american government policy is to bring non white immigrants into traditionally white states like kentucky, west virgina, ohio, south dakota, etc.

one of the best examples of humerous irony ever

Third eye completely crusted over. Chakras hopelessly out of whack.

My calcium radar is going off the charts

no one would care if there are less people like emmayank living in the world

>american
Shan't pay any attention to your opinions.

blog on

>women
>comedy

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can virtual government work? or a true self governing over the internets? the executive and judicial branches remain real but the legislature and local laws are all voted via web voting? the entire country can vote, the absolutely majority wins and the law is passed. will that work? considering voting fraud is not an issue.

anti white bigot

Don't know where my flat mates are so I'm just gonna go to bed.

I've got the words NIGGY and WIGGY tattooed on my knuckles

might as well

>dude weed lmao
Ok literal FUCKING children.

line of duty episode 3 in 10 minutes lads get hyped

proof?

gonna watch dragged across concrete while enjoying a bowl of spicy chili and a glass of sarsaparilla, followed by coffee and choc chip digestives

>go chat
>Hey I tried to text you but you never replied
>Shes says that she never got any messages
>Crap must've taken you're number down wrong

and you're back in

Almost replied to this with a post about Mrs. Brown's Boys haha.

I'm in bed. Tape it for us

blog on

Ok gamer

there was some spic on NPR the other day saying outright that latinos need to move to Kentucky and west Virginia

she probably has no clue who i am anymore mate

Wish it were my bollocks being dragged across concrete haha.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

thought it's easter holiday for you lad. bit harsh mummy making you go to bed before 9 when you're off

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I'm here to talk about why SHOES are OVERRAaAaATED!!!!
YES, AN ESSENTIAL THING THAT WE ALL NEEEEEED.
MMMMMMMHHMMM, GREAT.

Pray for Nigwit, I beg you

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third eye is a well established if rarely used (these days) brit gimmick.

100% she doesn't
and we have no clue who you are
so none of us a give a fuck you blogging cretin

love having tea in the afternoons. it's like having half a coffee to finish the day

ME
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