I just ate a plate of pasta after not eating for a day and a half. It was better than sex. THANK YOU Italy for inventing this dish.
ITT: We thank countries
I just ate some buffalo wings, thank you greatest neighbor
>it was better than sex
How could you know?
I have had sex before. I am not a virgin.
Thank you for brioche.
>THANK YOU Italy for inventing this dish.
>for inventing this dish.
>pasta
you were supposed to SEETHE
anons were supposed to find my post FUNNY
it was supposed to make me feel SMUG and ACCEPTED
Italy is so big they have everything
Thank you America for giving the world so much fap material
You're welcome, friend.
>le Marco Polo brought pasta from China meme
basato
for you
it's not a meme though, they brought noodles back and dipped them in tomato sauce, still tasty, would eat.
t. seething chinkoid
Do you have tigers
we have nigers
Same
have sex
Shut up, Mario. I love Polenta, I love what you did with the noodles... al rabiata, putanesca.. sorry, I don't speak latin, but you did NOT invent pasta, or the pizza for that matter.
>al rabiata
Thank everyfren!
lend me a girl pls
thank germ for käsespätzle
pasta-ish dish (like cous cous) were spread along mediterrean sea even before roman empire, also what marco polo said was that chingchangchongs had dishes similar to the pasta he ate in italy
digits confirm
you know what I meant:
all’arrabbiata
happy now?
yes :)
thank you Scotland, very cool!
Thank you, Denmark. I know it's just diabetes in a box, but I love your butter cookies.
Thank you Argentina for inventing a slightly inferior chorizo
God same, they are quite expensive here thought
I just made goulash. Was incredibly tasty.
Thanks, Hungary!
Thanks Germany for light beer, kebab and wurst.