/brit/

BLOG ON YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT

why is this so funny? am i fucking retarded?

who /bowlcut/ here?

Just made myself a cup of tea and now I’m going to eat some hobnobs and read my book in bed

Wing wong. Ping fang wing wong

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strawpoll.me/17816611

finna fuck around and ubereats 3 cheese burgers and large chips and then refund the order

u dropped the full stop dave, classic daveism

fuck off with your polls you fucking loser

yeah i smoke weed
don't care what you think

wanna be private human toilet for this perfect Goddess ... in the morning, as soon as she gets up ... this stupid anal whore needs to shit ... a really really huge turd !!! ^^ ... she needs to shit all undigested remains and digested waste from her food ate yesterday ... she eat so much food ... she needs to shit ^^ ... all waste from her digestion ... and some undigested remains are inside her ravaged rectum ^^ ... imagine about 10 BigMac ate yesterday ... now thay are all inside her ravaged rectum ... 10 BigMac !!! ...yes ... she eat a lot !!! ... and she shits a lot !!! ^^ ... you can imagine the size of her turd ? ^^ ... almost as big and long as her arm !!! ^^ ... 50cm long and 6cm or 7cm diameter ^^ ... and she makes a turd like this everyday !!! her farting ... a really really putrid fart ... "PFRRRRRR !!!! " ... her destroyed anus opens quickly and ... "SPLATCH !!!" ... "PFRRRRLLLL !!!" (she fart after huge turd ... putrid fart ^^) "PFRRRLLL !!!!" ... she fart again ... we can see her anus ... wild open ... we can see inside her destroyed rectum ... her fucking rectal prolapsus ... "PFRRRLLL" ... (rectal prolapsus fart) ... and suddenly ... "SHLOPS !!!" ... she closes her anus ... her prolapsus ... she has finished emptying her rectum ... all excrement ... all fart ... now she orders us to eat, chew and swallow all her huge turd !!! ... she wipes her anus with toilet paper while we chew her huge turd ... and then she'll go wash herself ... and she will have an anal enema ... after she eats 5 Big Mac and sleeps until noon ... like everyday ... at 13h she eats 5 BigMac ... and does 6 hours of anal ... until 19h ... after she eats 10 BigMac ... and 10h of anal destruction all the night (20h >>> 6h) ... she sleeps 2 hours and suddenly ... she needs to shit her enormous turd ^^ ... for us it's time to eat XD ... everyday everyday ... ^^

great post

Gayboy loves his polls

Think the only thing that will make me happy in life is settling down with a woman and having children
Nothing else interests me that much other than travel

>yeah i smoke weed
>don't care what you think

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*Wanks to cuck porn*
*Opens up brit*
I SHAG

Dave is a sour and dour git. Don't associate him with mim, lad. I'm warning you.

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catyank goes to clown college

>he doesnt use randomise filenames
>he doesnt use the 4chanX catalog
>he doesnt have all media links floating embedded
>he doesnt use image hover
>he doesnt use quote previewing and inlining
lmao enjoy your inefficient browsing, dork

We had a year 12 (17 years old) doing shadowing of the boss at work last week. She looked about 12.

Maybe paedophiles really are sick fucks, because she was not sexy in the least. She was just a little kid, despite technically being legal and it worries me that guys find girls her age attractive.

no one care dave,s go fuck off like you said you would

closet paedo post

fuck off closet pedo

>Year 12
Have honestly never heard this before.

weird innit, as you get older, people look younger. i remember when 17 year olds looked like adults to me. now they look like actual children and im only 22.
(id probably still shag her though, i cant lie)

I really am not Dave

stomachberg isn't pleased with something

feels like hes churning up a big big poo lots of gas forming in the bowels

fuck /britfeel/

blog on blogger

*stands up*
No, I AM DAVE!

>(id probably still shag her though, i cant lie)
uglyvideogamer.jpg

people on r9k genuinely freak me out despite me being a total freak

Bogtoil looms

what a grotesque chimp

you mean she looked like a 12 year old girl, or like a 12 year old boy?
honestly the two are vastly different

toilberg will sleep peacefully tonight

he knows toil on the morrow for me

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What the Americans call a High School Junior

Just woke up lads

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think it’s their complete lack of shame

im not ugly, im just short

Truly, aren’t we all Dave?

Wish you hadn't

a zombie apocalypse could never actually happen irl cause skeletons can't just march about on decayed flesh

what emoji do you use with the girls? I'm a big fan of the thinking face

blog on you uninteresting twat

MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME

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business idea: 1488

go back to bed

>im not ugly, im just short

when i was 11 my mate told me to close my eyes and open my mouth so i did and he put his finger in my mouth and stuck a massive boogey into my back molar
i can still taste it to this day

I plan to marry an American lass and get my citizenship that way and there's absolutely nothing anybody can do about it

AUSTRALIA, NO!

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Give it a fucking rest diego nobody thinks your gimmick is funny

the ok sign and the gun

based skelly poster

based

>every person who types blog on is the same singular poster
fucking retard

Think I might do the dishes lads

Könnt ihr das lesen?

FRASER YOU BLOODY RACIST!

thats what i said, mate

This is just flat out racism. Guy is a complete joke.

Fuck off Kraut

You gonna get a gun and go hunting for Black tail deer too lad?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vD6tP-Nl5v4

didnt listen to any of those new Billie Eilish tracks because she looks like a dumb soundcloud rapper, i usually hate pop music and she is an industry plant

but just accidentally heard "wish you were gay" and you know, its actually quite a banger

might be able to get into this lads

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>EU Flag

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nice flag

bad boy is uniornically great

You may as well be. "blog on" is the single most worthless contribution it's possible to make short of spamming tranny porn

This is the notorious oxford bender

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HATE VIOLENT CRIMINALS WHO HAPPEN TO BE BLACK AND MUSLIM

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aubergine. The emoji of the apex shagger

first time, first time like a virgin
im a fiend for the drugs, who is serving?

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nigger

you're reall y fucking stupid mate

I don't care if she's an industry plant and an edgy teenage girl who is using depression as some fucked up sort of aesthetic, her music is quality

You know, I turned into one of those music nerds so gradually, I didn't even notice.

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state of you

For me, it's the man with turban, finger pointing up, and bomb

how did you know?
did you recognise the image?

you usually only get it right ~20% of the time

GOOD post

might post my face here one day
might

Discord trannies SEETHING

It really do be like that though

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My younger brother is such a loud and efficient pisser
It sounds like a drill when he takes a slash

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Ah yes the famous spastic error-strewn typing of diego