Rate my Saturday morning kiwi breakfast

This looks tasty and i'm very upset that i've never seen one here.

we play fair unlike a*stralia

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I wish I could understand this meme

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Do you lads have these pies?
Steak and Cheese
Steak and Mushroom
Pepper Steak
Potato Top
Bacon and Egg
Butter Chicken

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disgraceful aussie behaviour. sadly very common from them.

I tried a Scotch pie once. It was shit. Chicken balti pie is good though.

What the fuck is this? Mico leão dourado?

nothing against it at the time
can't hold the people of the past to today's standards

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>Steak and Cheese
No, mince and cheese if we're lucky. "chunky beef" is not steak.
>Steak and Mushroom
No, fuck me dead I miss this the most
>Pepper Steak
Yes
>Potato Top
Yes
>Bacon and Egg
Maybe haven't seen one yet tho.
>Butter Chicken
No, neither the pak n save ones or those fucking sexy little tulsi pies
FUCK AUSTRALIAN """CUISINE"""
t. Kiwi

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I'd kill for a jimmy's pie at the moment. Honestly the deep south has some of the best bakeries in the country.

nothing against us gifting passports to hordes of mainland chinese then gleefully watching them pour onto flights to start their new life in australia ;)

I've heard from others that there's some gems down south
But you've never lived if you've never been to daily bread in waiwhetu

Despite living in Wellington all my life, I think I've only ever been to lower hutt about twice

the filling looks like literal shit

ima go ahead and say that Jo's is kinda overrated T B H

Literally all of these plus more at my shitty local IGA wtf are you talking about

Are you some sort of coconut nigger?

15/10

>Steak and Mushroom
Love a steak and Mushroom and a iced coffee.
My go to.

>a*ssie steak can even remotely be compared to kiwi steak
He asked the question and I answered
Also it's frozen reheated garbage. In NZ the supermarkets bake the pies fresh themselves every day of the week

What are you doing in Aussie?

Is this a sponge with some sort of cleaning solution?

Vanilla custard set on a thin sweet pastry with vanilla icing top.

There's a bakery in most supermarkets
Check and see if they sell petrol you may be going to a servo by mistake

>square
Round pie superior.

This is a vanilla slice you thieving dog.

You just haven't had a good pie if you don't like Australian pies.

Yes, we in Australia have all of those, and many more.

>not going to your local bakery instead of a big corporate supermarket owned by foreigners

Iced coffee is also Australian. Get fucked.

Don't be silly, Australians can't make anything.

Money and opportunities brother. I'm from lower hutt, nothing for me there. friends and family all moved away
>local bakeries in australia
>not run by foreigners
Lmao