Make an e-friend

>make an e-friend
>send a massage
>no reply
i'm fine

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>make an e-friend
>ghost him/her
sorry lads, just don't really get along till we meet face to face

pathetic faggot

You can massage me you filthy gook

Seems like me talking to Koreans.

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what do you mean

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>send a massage
you forgot to give him a special ending, i think the reason

send me one too

you said “massage”. Its “message”

also your country sucks

>try to make some e-friends
>diligently remember to message them each day, do this for several days
>i am always the one messaging first and if I don’t message then we don’t talk

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don't make fun of my engrish skill, frens

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do not ever talk to my people that way you disgusting piece of mutt

어느나라?

>tfw I'll never receive a massage from an e-friend

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People never talk to me unless I initiate the conversation, and most of the time I will feel like I'm annoying my e-friends because they never add to the conversation, so I just stop talking to them.

>post on a thread
>thread dies

>start a new thread
>get inexplicably banned for a week to a month.

i dunno but it's an american grill

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same
heres your (You) bro, don't spend it all in one place

Hey that's my fren don't talk to him like that!

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*i think

wut
how can u not even know where shes from

I'm your fren now amiwuo

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because she is black and good at engrish

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yikes

all my friends are e-friends

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don't respond like that
nothin wrong about black people

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a friend of mine ive known since 2009 at some point in 2014 just stopped talking to me. he didnt remove me from steam, or facebook, or anything like that, but he just doesnt talk to me anymore, and I have no idea why. Still see him logged in on steam every now and then.

>find lonely boy online
>initiate messages to him, build up a friendship
>he tells me I'm the first friend he's ever had
>ghost him out of fucking nowhere

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where do you find lonely boys online?

Literally me on the other side.
I very rarely feel any need to communicate, so I almost never start conversations.
Maybe I'm autistic but unless there's something specific I want to know I don't see any reason to chat. If I'm bored I'd rather do something actually fun rather than idle talk.
That said, I have no problem holding conversations with people who want to talk to me for whatever reason.

>Make an e-friend
>they ask for nudes
>send them
>they post them on /s/

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post undie here

>wojakposter
>/s/

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Anywhere you nerds post

where are your e-friends from?

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Wtf the f*ck, all of us are lonely boys on Jow Forums.

>tfw girl
>can't make efriends because guys only want to send dickpics and girls are either scarce or too busy getting ego boosts from their orbiters

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die faggot

I can be your e-friend user if you want

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>make an e friend
>always have to start convos or he won't talk to me
>when i do start them however we go on talking for hours
I don't get it

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do you live in La Serenissima?

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Nope i live in tuscany

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>tfw girl
>cant make efriends because of massive trust issues and autism

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amo Toscana!

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Heyy nice i love japan too, why did you ask me that question though

ho uno amico ragazzo(ragazza) di Venezia online

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Cringe

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Bello, non sono mai stato a venezia, vorrei andarci un giorno!

of all the major Italian cities, l like Firenze the most tho! l want to die there

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nice
hey ;)

>be lonely 15 year old
>enter a fandom
>make friends with equally autistic girl from across the country
>(yes she was actually a girl we skyped and stuff)
>basically my only friend for like two years
>our conversations slowly taper off
>haven't talked to her in forever
>wonder if I could find her if I tried
>cry

that's exactly where i live though
i see the view from piazzale michelangelo every morning because of my job, it's pretty cool

Need a hug Hangul bro?

How do you make friends IRL?

>piazzale michelangelo
the square which commands the best sunset in Firenze, right? l sat down the stairs to immerse myself in mixed red of the orange tiles and the sunset glow... what a presence of il Duomo! l think l took more than 100 pics with my cheap smartphone but it just didn't give it a justice... l was almost like Stendahl...

you aight yellow boy

yep that's the one i was talking about, i can see the duomo from my window lol

>i can see the duomo from my window
aa... but you are already a bit bored of it maybe?

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yea kinda, i guess people get used to seeing neat art stuff if they live close enough to observe it everyday
i'm not complaining though, i could have been born in scampia
i'm guessing that your venetian friend is bored of seeing the stuff in his city too, right?

school, work, sports, hobbies. you'll still need to break into a preexisting group in any of them, but its easier with the latter two

>scampia
w-woa...
>venetian friend is bored of seeing the stuff in his city too, right?
yeah, l was born in Tokyo so l don't really understand that kind of sense, but for example l know a Parisian having never been to Versailles. come to think of it l myself have not visited Tokyo Sky Tree yet. interest in something is basically in proportion to how far you live from it.

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That's the problem. Every time I wanna make friends they already have their own little group, most times they've known each other for years and they don't just let anyone join their social circle.

you really, REALLY don't want to go to scampia as a foreigner, you'll risk getting stabbed and robbed
> interest in something is basically in proportion to how far you live from it.
that's exactly why i'd like to visit japan one day even though i'm not a weeb
i just want to see what life is in the far east

>you'll risk getting stabbed and robbed
ee... Spanish district in Napoli and scampia, which is more dangerous in your book?
>i just want to see what life is in the far east
d-don't expect too much from us... l think some of Japan is as beautiful as Italy l think

>spanish district or scampia
i'd just avoid both of them if i were you lol, are you planning to visit italy again anytime soon though

>are you planning to visit italy again anytime soon though
in a few years l think, wanna climb up the mt. Dromite with him.

>with him
your friend from venezia?
can i come too?

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>your friend from venezia?
si!
>can i come too?
si!

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niceee, so it's settled then
looking forward to climbing the dolomiti (?) with both of you guys

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>dolomiti
ah Dolomiti, non Doromite
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolomites
si funiculi funiculaaa

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based, had to look mt doromite up because i thought i was having a stroke but it turns out you were talking about the dolomiti lol

r and l lol
although l don't like climbing up mountains Dolomiti are def worthy of visiting it seems.

yeah its hard man. i haven't had any friends in over a decade. just acquaintances

yes they are very cool to climb, just try and imagine the majestic view from up there

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absolutely fantastic, wouldn't mind spending one week there

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do you have a discord based nip dude

l don't use discord, sorry :( actually l tend to be a lazybone so l haven't added anyone for a year. Instead l usually recognize posters l have good chemistry with on Jow Forums and sometimes talk with them when we encounter

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uh i mean, i can post mine if you want to

These are the mountains Reinhold Messner learned to climb on.

but l don't use discord... l like to interact with people online on an irregular basis like coming across here and holding a convo. l post on Jow Forums sometimes

>Friend and I make preliminary plans yo hang out on Sunday
>don't ear from her the whole weekend
>Not responding to texts, phonecalls or social media
Now hopefully she just lost her phone or something, but I'm getting quite worried, If she doesn't show up for class today I'm not sure what I'll do, probably go up to her house or try to get a hold of her boyfriend on social media.

alright, hope to see you again soon, on the dolomiti hopefully

mi dispiace per essere autistico

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Aww tranquillo fren, non importa capisco

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>start giving guy attention in discord
>can tell he's lonely and everyone kinda ignores him
>he adds me
>he starts getting attached to me and buying me things
>show him my ovulating little tight boipuccy
>he buys me more things and gets mad if i'm not online
>i like the attention, and i like the gifts
>he's really shy
>i keep pestering him to show me his booper
>he finally shows it to me
>it's only 12cm
>ghost him IMMEDIATELY

sorry retard, i only date men. not a little child-dicked excuse of a dicklet.

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Rude

wtf?

dicklets BTFO