/balk/ - Daria Jane edition

Because Romanian girls are hot.

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It is over.

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so I've met my ideal gf - tall but not too tall, blonde but hair are short, ass is big but not fat, fucked in head, loves bicycles and supports my alcoholism
of course it was a dream again
how do I go back to matrix

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Try lucid dreaming.
dreamviews.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=iowOsqPcax4

sounds like a good way to end up in asylum with schizophrenia faster than I'm naturally supposed to

98% of the posters there never achieve it, they just larp that they did. It's like every other forum these days, you can bet that no person's lifting on fitness site too.

>how do I go back to matrix
... where do you think you are?

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UGA BUGAR

Cтвapнo нe знaм штo ce тoлкy нaaпaни,
јa нe пpaaм paп јa пpa пpa пpaaм пapи.
Пapитe ce oтeпyвaчкa ce пpaвaт aли,
нeкaд мopa дa ги пoвикaш co “Avakari“.
Игpaвa јa cвpтeв 100 пaти нe мoжaм вeќe,
дoлгo вpeмe глaвниoт ми e cмeшeн.
Meњaм вoз кoј тpгнyвa oд Бaлкaн,
вpeмeтo e coлeнo пa нe cyм вишe Cлaткap.
Tик тaк тигиpи pик тaк (x3)

are you using the amazon thing to host server?
also is there a way to set server password?

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wake up you subhumans

Имaш нoв пpoeкт?
Дeмeк cи apхитeкт?
Pecпeкт!

Бpaвo бpaвo

>are you using the amazon thing to host server?
yes
same as the website
>also is there a way to set server password?
so only we can enter? don't think there's any use in doing that, there just one or two regulars

Ohh I see you've progressed

y :) i think my home ended up having a greek look to it
i might add animals today

so what happens when some shit eater comes and wrecks everything

what are your goals for this week

To finish what I have in plans to do so.

what bout you bby

finally finish the autobiography
and get back to drawing / coding
right now i'm finishing my weekly bookmarks
later will shower, throw away trash and go to the shop (also weekly)
gonna play some mmos and watch anime through out
also need to pay taxes this week
>what i have planned
it's good that you have things planned

To suck a mile of dick and take another mile up my ass.

Pretty good.
Btw do you pay your taxes annually or?

And when we'll be able to read your autobiography, hmmm

>do you pay your taxes annually
for me it's monthly, tho you could pay them between bigger periods
it's just health bills (around 10 euro a month) all unemployed have to pay (for now, but when i start selling things i'll have to pay 'real' taxes on income and stuff, shouldn't be more than like 10 or 20 % tho, haven't checked)
>when can we read
nah, i'd just dox myself, plus i'm writing it for myself, to organize my thoughts
haven't done a summery yet but i think i've decided i'm p happy with my life overall

very gay post
how have things in romania been recently?
last i heard serbia was protesting something

>also need to pay taxes this week
He doesn't pay taxes forward in January. I get deductions this way on the compulsory social security, healthcare, property taxes. Technically I paid so much forward I don't need to pay anything until the July of 2020 .

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Only if you knew how bad things really are.

Thought you were already freelancing , that's why I asked your if you do it annually. Coz paying them annually as a freelancer is not a very bright idea :D

If you ever write smth other than a autobiography and is not fantasy hmu

oof, nice
i'm not aware of any deductions sadly
do you pay electronically? i do, it's really easy

there's a note close to the start that asks them nicely not to

You can but I generally don't because I have to sign papers in front of people too.

sad
but it is a free minecraft, so i guess i shouldn't complain too much
too bad you can't, like, make backups of the world or smth, it's prob just the seed

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Click on this and you will kys.

I saw the tits, now what

Kys.

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>sad
it's just me and 1 or maybe 2 other persons, others leave soon after join since it's 'empty'
>but it is a free minecraft, so i guess i shouldn't complain too much
welp i dungoofed a bit so it's not the minecraft clone game running cos we already did some stuff [our houses] but i can start the minecraft like one easily
>too bad you can't, like, make backups of the world or smth, it's prob just the seed
ofc i can, might not be super recent tho

It is over.

Over the breasts of a woman?

>I am gay
Yes you are.
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Oh boy, when are you going back to /sp/?

>open first image
>those teeth
>THAT black hole abyss starring at me
D R O P P E D

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added mobs and pets

Sports?
I never was there in the first place, I literally hate sports don't watch football or f1 like normies do.

This pic couldn't fit better in a post, nicely done bro

>generic young female
you need to 18 to use this site

What are Romanians ?

Formula 1 is too based for your likes, TRANSylvanianbro

Senka Kračković on Failbook is a serbian communist transsexual and she is very cute.

>Serbian girls (male)

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>or f1 like normies do.

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>2 seconds difference
Wew lad.

Anime sucks

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One people.

>Greek helmet
>Serbian flag
>Soviet Ushanka

What on earth is this
He's gay and we better not tell him about the cute F1 drivers

Have the urge to beat the shit out of everyone who has cow ring, but qt nonetheless

Unfortunately she chopped her dick off : (

>What on earth is this
A very very confused person
>better not tell him about the cute F1 drivers
true that

Biggest tragedy since the Ottoman invasion.

Maybe that's a good thing after all, I don't wanna lust after Serbian dick.

But we were lusting after serbian boipucci. The limp dick slapping against her tummy as you raid her village was just a bonus.

Hmm... That's a good point :^)

Fairly normal. This is some sort of interview.
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Too bad she only has solo and lesbo.

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I wonder if this is genuine or just a setup.

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You like your food fresh or not?

Literal mixed shit. Zoom in, there are 6 haplogroups present.

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It's a trap.

Both of you, jump into the fire.

>transexual
dezgustator
apropo, tara mea nu e balcanica.

>mfw I thought we were autistic

I never understood people who watch sports. Literally what's the point? I can think of hundreds of more interesting activities. Even playing sports seems more fun than that, since at least you have some incentive to care about the game.

That's indeed, a tragedy.
You'll understand it when you lose weight and have some testosterone boost

Danube valley = Bulgars.
West of Carpathians = Magyars.
East of Carpathians = Slavs?
And there is a Roman colony somewhere on the Danube, I forgot where, those are Italians.

Da fix pula. Avem o grămadă de ADN de la serbi, turci, greci pe lângă restul de sași și slavi. Pe la Transilvania feelingu-i de ceva de gen EU post-comunist. De pleci în sud ai de plm e țigănie.

>164 bulgarian vilages have no inhabitance
news.bnt.bg/bg/a/164-sela-v-blgariya-sa-bez-zhiteli-spored-poslednite-danni-na-statistikata
news.bnt.bg/bg/a/naselenieto-na-blgariya-veche-e-7-miliona

>37% of bulgarians think some religions are better than other (with 45% disagreeing)
>45% think some races are better than others (44% disagreeing)
>35% think all cultures are equal
news.bnt.bg/bg/a/galp-polovinata-ot-blgarite-smyatat-che-nyakoi-kulturi-prevzkhozhdat-drugi

>the world bank is opening an office in sofia
news.bnt.bg/bg/a/v-sofiya-shche-otkriyat-ofis-za-spodeleni-uslugi-na-svetovnata-banka

>bulgarian, romanian, greek and serb sports ministers cooperating
>balkans could end up hosting a world cup?
news.bnt.bg/bg/a/sportnite-ministri-na-blgariya-rumniya-grtsiya-i-srbiya-podpisakha-memorandum

>qatar building a "hai-teh" park in plovdiv, plans others tech investments in bg
>pik.bg/катар-инвестира-в-хай-тех-парк-в-пловдив-news833625.html
>news.bnt.bg/bg/a/blgarski-it-kompanii-mogat-da-poluchat-katarsko-finansirane

>bulgar girl wins another gold medal in wrestling
youtube.com/watch?v=U8RPDal44bg

>bg and gypsy hooligans are being detained in the gabrovo protests, that sparked after a group of gypsies beat up a shop keep

>reminder that easter is at the end of next week (28th)

no you

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>You'll understand it when you lose weight and have some testosterone boost
We're talking about watching sports, bruh. You don't have to be fit to enjoy that. But I simply don't see the point, at least playing sports yourself has that competitive aspect which might be fun to some people. Just watching other people compete and kick and throw balls, on the other hand...

Ok bro

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I would rather just beat people to the death with a steel pipe or fuck them instead of chasing a ball like an imbecile.

Not redpilled enough.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thích_Quảng_Đức

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IMO the only worthwhile sports are the ones that are actually useful IRL, like martial arts or something that can boost your stamina, like running.

Or lifting in a gym.

ai mai multe criterii pe langa haplocacaturi, gen religia (in balcani este predominant islamul)

STFU gym shill.

>testosterone boost
From going to 35% bodyfat to 15% all that you will do is raise your 330ng/dl to 520. Without even kidding about it. Even if you manage to avoid all plastic you'll never go past 600ng without injecting T.
Then when you do inject you will get the pic related issue, peaks and valleys so you will be forced to use estorgen blockers occasionally and always get the right dose of both hoping your body doesn't adapt to it because then you need to switch stuff constantly which will increase the probability of side effects.

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Grecia = Islam
Serbia = Islam
Bulgaria = Islam
etc. Da frate!

I did martial arts in hs, it's about being lean and explosive, learning how to fall or roll with a punch. You have to combine it with regular strength training. Running or cycling ain't better than walking it just takes an extra 20 minutes of walk to burn the same calories when really fat.

kek, te-am prins balcanianule
trebuie sa te intorci inapoi in balcani

i can put a password tho

i mean, if you want
i just think it's prob slightly more dangerous with random 12 y/os from reddit running in and out as well

Being a fanatic, die hard fan that will beat others for supporting other team is low iq I agree. But watching football, basketball, motosport...while chilling on the weekends is comfy af

>Running or cycling ain't better than walking it just takes an extra 20 minutes of walk to burn the same calories when really fat.
But what about stamina? I'm out of breath after 2 minutes of jogging, and I'm not really that fat. I just feel very fatigued constantly, I used to be much more energetic when I was in shape. Started running again like 8 days ago and I can already notice a bit of a difference.

K

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Why are native English speakers so fucking dumb when it comes to pronunciation of foreign names or words? Most of the time it's not even close wtf.