Who’s in the military up in this bitch?
Who’s in the military up in this bitch?
Anthony Howard
Carson Jenkins
I want 1 and 3 from the left to spitroast me
Joshua Perez
god i wish that were me (in the middle)
Josiah Hall
no degeneracy please...
Josiah Taylor
duty gang duty gang
duty gang duty gang
duty gang duty gang
spent three days doing nothang
flipped three stacks from my rite-in-the-rain
ol' first sarge lost his wedding ring
duty gang duty gang
duty gang duty gang
duty gang duty gang
(please kill me...)
Nathaniel Adams
how do i get free college without having to potentially die for israel or saudi arabia? you look like you're at an office, how much prior education did you have to have to get an office job?
Jace Morgan
Join navy or air force and get an administrative job. For navy there’s yeoman who do paperwork and logistics specialists who do logistics. Also if you’re a musician do MU
Logan King
it's ezpz, family. You go to a recruiter and say:
>hello I would like to die for Israel
and then the recruiter says:
>okie dokie little fella let's go to Red Lobster and sign some papers
and then after that you go take a test to see how fucking retarded you are and strip naked and waddle around like a duck in front of 30 other people. If you pass all that, a doctor puts his finger up your butt and then you're in the Army.
Ian Reed
Lol someone had fun at MEPS didn’t they? The doctor just check my balls and that was it
Leo Cruz
Leaving for basic in a few days, for the reserves
Charles Hill
CHI (and that's a good thing)
should i join the navy? according to other military people online it is the gayest branch
Brody Hernandez
>dying for CANADA
Kevin Thompson
Nah the marines are pretty gay too from experience. The navy is chill desu and the pt standards are not that crazy, espysince sone girl died a few weeks ago while I was in bootcamp, they’ll be power probably. It’s more support jobs so don’t expect any crazy action unless you do special warfare. What are some of your interests
Nathan Gonzalez
learn Tagalog if you join the Navy.
It will save your life.
t. Camp Lemonnier survivor
Zachary Powell
History, vidya I guess. I’m not really sure at this point as I’m a bit of an autist and I sort of feel like joining might force me to be a bit more normal. Does this ever happen or am I doomed to remain an autist?
What does that mean? Also, do you spend most of your time at sea or in ports?
Landon Gonzalez
I mean yea you’re gonna have to get your shit together but that doesn’t mean you can’t be a dumbass
Austin Hughes
What beady eyes you have mr.gomez
Colton Roberts
The Filipino mafia!! They are your 'go-to' bros. About to go back in as an intel officer - on a float, they can get you anything you want.
Jacob Hill
Why are Filipinos in east Africa?
Henry Foster
Filipinos are literally everywhere. They're the mexicans of the middle east, not even joking.
They have a particular fondness of boats for some reason...
Hunter Watson
Boot as fuck
Tyler Ward
actually laughed IRL
Brandon Perry
>voluntary going in the army
Ian Sullivan
Tell me why I shouldn't join merchant marines, cause that shit looks real fuckin good
Evan Robinson
mexicano fuera
Dominic Baker
>not willingly serving your homeland and your people
is it you or your country that's an absolute piece of shit
Jackson Jackson
>military
>serving your people in the 21st century
get a fucking grip you absolute idiot. All these wars that european powers get involved with in the MENA is actively flooding our countries with muslims
James Adams
Did 6 years in the army guard. Went to school for free and got out.
Brayden King
GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA
BENNING BENNING BENNING