MCDONALDS GUARDS

MCDONALDS GUARDS

LMAO

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>Americans have McDonalds Private army

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>Carl's Jr.
Nothing of value was lost.
Also I want to join the McDonald's Guard

>Join McDonald’s army
>Get deployed to Iraq

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>Join McDonalds Armed Forces (MDAF)
>Job of honor, family shows pride
>Get blown up by Burger King Guerillas

We have guards in burger places at night because otherwise it would just be drunks fighting and killing each other.

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what a shithole

Can this be a new meme? Unlike goblino this is actually hilarious.

>try to rob Mcdonalds for dat paper
>suddenly a guard dressed as Ronald Mcdonald bursts out with an AR 15
>die

>McDonald's guard

no way this is real

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>tfw you forget to tip the mcdonalds guard after ordering your burger and he fatally shoots you

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we have bouncers on maccies like

>forget to thank him for his service
>get tasered

Holy fuck

Do they get complimentory Happy McRations?

General Ronald, Mcdonalds is gowing larger. Mcdonalds has big plans

>be american
>get shot

I'm not British kek my country's people can actually handle their drink
I'm sure in America it's gun-related reasons though

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>McDonald's Guard

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Haha do Americans really DO this?

There should not be any european flags here. Seriously, you are fucked up too.

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Are you saying it's common to see army soldiers in front of businesses? Where, what's that pic even from?

>MCDONALDS
>GUARD

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Is the McDonalds Guard the elite unit of the US armed forces?

it is the largest branch

AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH

You expect locations of national interest to be unprotected?

Whiter than you Muhammad.

>You are born just in time to witness the start of the first armed american inter-corporate war

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Is this the creed of the McDonald's Guard?
> Always ready. Always loyal. Whiter than you Muhammad.

Those are belgian uniforms so Brussels after Jamal tried to blow things up in 2017 probably, or some other peaceful religion demonstration, it honestly is hard to keep track of them.

Burgerpunk is my favourite dystopian genre

mcdonalders should secede and create a civil war

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We live in a cyberpunk dystopia without any of things that made cyberpunk cool.

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kek

>armed guards at McD
Why? I get that you would hire security for spots which are frequented by drunks but why would they need to carry anything more deadly than a taser?

it says filed under LA so it might be in some shithole area, honestly no idea though as ive never experienced fucking mcdonalds guards kek