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Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

/brit/

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Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

cooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

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Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

just applied to become part of the metropolitan liberal elite, they said they'll be in touch within a week

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

How are Asian women SOOOO PENG?

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Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

going to get a golden retriever puppy eventually

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

desuarchive.org/int/thread/104245184/
An eshlad is an Australian chav more or less

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

For me it's being one of the oppressive Bourgeois.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

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Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

what about the bogan (bogans?)

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

The gf is
allergic to fruit skins
allergic to certain seeds
asthmatic
horrendous hay fever
needs glasses
allergic to penicillin

Not sure she’s genetically worth having kids with tbf

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

allergic to fruit skins
How does she kiss you then

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

Aye don't blame ya lad

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

all me except I don't need glasses

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Go Asian lads

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Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

kek, he's absolutely done you there mate

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

reckon you should have her put down desu

William Reyes
William Reyes

The future you chose

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Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

blog on

Jose Young
Jose Young

Game of Thrones is too full of itself now. Every second line of dialogue has to be some epic moment

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

spent too long on my post and got caught out by the early new thread again
this is why i root for the janny

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

they were lesser men tho

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

Game of Thrones

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Carter Young
Carter Young

now

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

were being raided by the chinless yellow fever discord

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

ironic since that guy in pic had slanty eyes.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

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Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit
Massive pile of Sh*t
Sloppy Brexit, Messy Brexit
Quit, Quit, Quit

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

depressed that i cant get a job except through my dad

i wanted to be self-made, darnit

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

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Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

hell of a business idea, that
having your pet (or partner) painted into a famous work of art in the style of that artist
pop a few on reddit and watch the upvotes pour in, and with them: free advertising

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

is that you neville southall?

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

big bag of crisps in my car for later to cheer me up on a monday. might get a bag of cadbury giant buttons too for after

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

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Eli White
Eli White

A bogan is an Australian redneck more or less

Although yeah there's a bit of an eshlad -> bogan crossover

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

Is there a more BASED and REDPILLED foodstuff than cashew nuts?

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Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

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Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

I don't get it are both the adults his missuses (missi) or is the one in the middle an eldest daughter or something

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

take every advantage you can
everybody else will, you're a sucker if you pass up an opportunity like that
t. missed the opportunity to work for my uncle

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

one in the middle has brown hair, so i assume she is the halfu daughter

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

wasn't like that in the early seasons

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

youtube.com/watch?v=EkqyY3cH6Rg

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

brit
georgian flag
fucking british scanky tourists gtfo.

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

Lads my laptop is a piece of shit despite being okay, i5, 8gb, nothing on it

should i put an ssd in it? even using something like google maps is a struggle and a half

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

put an SSD in it and then ubuntu or some shit.

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

yeah that was worth posting on the International Cultures board

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

would like to live in another country but there is a 100% chance i would get drunk and do offensive impressions of their accent

James Clark
James Clark

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Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

replying to yourself

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

do a fresh install of windows it shouldn't be that slow even with an HDD

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

business idea: sequel to the uplifting Inside I'm Dancing but about me and titled Inside I'm Dying, and not very uplifting at all :(

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

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Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

I’ve tried everything
it’s been like this since I bought it desu . was about £700

Angel King
Angel King

so why didn't you send it back?

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

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Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

business idea:
/brit/: The App

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

got kiddy porn on it

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

just assumed Windows laptops were all shit innit

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

if i ever met brits or aussies at a pub i think id feel like a literal autist
you guys are so well-spoken and witty its fascinating

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

you were ripped off unless the laptop is decade old ssds are mandotary

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

depends on the brand, who made it?

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

You artificially stunt the tree by cutting the tap root. Everything grows tiny

Thoughts?
Me, personally? Believe this is immoral

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Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

do not cross me, or I WILL call you a racist on social media

think on

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

give our prostate a tickle while you're up there, mate
fucking hell

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

[laughs]

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

not all of us

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

do you want to spend the rest of your days in a prison cell lad because that's where you're heading

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

you'd think this would conflict with their mental buddhist stuff wouldn't you
*gong sound*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

They come up with good quips, but they dont get mental sleight of hand
You can literally run laps around them if you know how to gaslight or manipulate people

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

y-yeah you too, l-lad

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Kayden White
Kayden White

I believe in God. I love God. God knows if it's fake or if it's for real.

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

and they say germans aren't funny

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

It's a plant, I doubt it cares.

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

*hovers over the R key*
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

nationalities are RPG classes
you yanks live in a fucking dream world

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

certainly not worse than circumcision
probably no worse than breeding those little toy dogs
can't be worse than chopping down millions of trees for wood and paper
and it does look cute
i'll take 4 please

David Watson
David Watson

thrones was shit

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Yeah, unironically. I do believe it's immoral.
Doubt
[citation needed]
Who told you that trees don't feel? If I did the same with people I'd be Mengele.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

You don't have the bollocks.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

FUCK YOU MUM
FUCK YOU DAD

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Adam Reed
Adam Reed

youtube.com/watch?v=AYyXdS8gvIA
SCOTLAND RISES UP

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

Not saying it's worse, just saying it's at minimum equally as bad.

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

Blog on blogger

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

I want to take a tiny tree like this, plant some of it's seeds, then fertilise those trees with a big version while it watches.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

If I did the same with people I'd be Mengele.
No you wouldn't, you'd be that guy from Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

cannot understand them
this isn't english

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Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

£10 says it's an American.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

English man makes a generalization about yanks its fine
Yank makes generalization about englishmen
OI THESE FUCKING YANKS
Very atypical, its almost as if I can assume the response with almost invariably be in relation to something inline of "Yankness"

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

immoral
trees don't have a nervous system or brain it can't be hurt from it nor does it realise its growth is stunted

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

[citation needed]

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

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Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

there's no chance it's equally bad as any of those things
i'd rather be turned into a midget than eaten

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Nah its English

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

pub.webm

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

lol

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

this post immediately after claiming somebody else is easily manipulated

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

It's a shame to take your money.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

I feel it. I dont date women who's body is a certain way, especially if the chest is not in order or the arsehole is ruined.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

A US man is suing his parents after they destroyed his massive pornography collection, which he claims was worth $29,000 (£22,139).

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Ah yes, a tree nonce...
It is because you're intentionally and directly stunting the tree for ? it's arguably worse than doing it out of ignorance like say accidentally standing on a bug and ripping its legs off. You're intentionally crippling this tree which is a living thing that for all we know could feel (I believe this la)

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

oh no
that poor bloke

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

/brit/ is not an Instagram feed of your favourite Jow Forums posts

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

*hovers over the N key*
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

It took you 5 minutes to come up with that

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

hnnnnng want azn wifey

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

Lol BTFO

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

twat
bet you're brown

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Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

Shut the fuck up stupid yank manlet bastard

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

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Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

It says Englishman.

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

i unironically knew an party loving white girl who got blacked and knocked up when her religious parents sent her to do volunteer work in africa and the guy didn't want to stick around. this was years before the gimmicks emerged

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Humbuckling

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

can I get a few more artifacts on this jpeg please
little more
little more
liiiittle more
too much, take it back

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

hello, I'm Anne Partylovingwhitegirl

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

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Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

rumbublioning

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

listening to phil collins

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Who is the girl?

Colton Price
Colton Price

Why do yanks have brain worms

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

*A
Grammer user.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

told my therapist about /brit/, thailad, dave and catyank and she's booked me in for 3 more sessions this week

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Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

uh

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Rorke

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Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

i like to think thailad keeps me on an even keel when i'm at my most neurotic

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

a man grabbed me on the tram today

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Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

Unironically embedded a message in this jpeg and if you can find it I'll send you 1k

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Ayden Price
Ayden Price

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Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

got accused of being a woman beater in tesco express

just gave the gf a clip round the ear when she suggested we buy korma for tea instead of tikka masala, simple as

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

the TV writers are hacks and the dialogue from the first 4 seasons was more or less lifted from the books

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

What about me.

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

The lines of his face spell out the word coon

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

He's right though.

John Moore
John Moore

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Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

No. I'm serious btw

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

contemplating death

Liam White
Liam White

korma is well nicer than tikka masala

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

im ugly and i know it
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

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Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

paki cunt on the train opposite me

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Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

What did you tell her exactly about each

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

pet frog is thinking about pondering about doing a bit of the old acid lads how would he do it

Leo Price
Leo Price

kek

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

How about you stop telling us what it ain't and start showing us what it am

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

Can see you in the reflection you fat bastard.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

ripped my cushion celebrating when mo salah scored yesterday lads

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

hownew.ru

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

uniornically think shitain should drop all tax rates to 0 and go singapore

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Don't click this lads, it's a virus.

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Wank to cuck porn all the time

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

I am basically Action Man in real life except instead of moulded plastic I have an 8 inch willy

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Lenovo thinkpad e540

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

Action man is only like 12" tall though.

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

She was asking what i usually do during the day so i told her i like to post on online forums and she kept digging so I just broke and told her about /brit/ it's like a place where you can talk to online people from across the country and i even gave her a link to the most recent thread, she took a quick look at it and asked me if it was appropriate, then i told her about dave and catyank and other personalities like this travelling thai guy and it's mostly satire and she just looked at me like i was crazy

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

cuck porn is the end result of porn addiction
everyone who watches porn long enough will watch cuck porn eventually

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

Come down onto the carpet and say that mate I'll have your fucking face hanging off

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

poor lad

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

thoughts on universal basic income?

assume it's given on top of existing state benefits, not some libertarian capitalist utopia. show your working

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

The Jews know this

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

woman posting
wild hunch

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

pet frog
meant pet rock haha
lads reply to my post please if you like

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

youtube.com/watch?v=BZd_sAVKqPw

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

dont care virgin

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

do brits even go to pubs anymore? aren't clubs replacing pubs?

John Long
John Long

rip

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Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

accurate unless you stick to lesbians and solo masturbation

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

I wonder if she'll become a regular poster.
*hits you with a broom*

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

It absolutely should, cut all but the most rudimentary regulations too

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

Do any of you lads actually want a paki gf? Like a nice cute and not inbred one

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

it's feasible now with AIs doing all the jobs for us

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

clubs are dying as well

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

rip

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

The gf is quite temperamental at present

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

fast forward 20 years and we'll have cloned all the extinct animals anyway so who cares

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

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Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

that cat used to be my facebook profile picture

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

find me in da club

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

universal basic income
on top of existing state benefit
so literally what is the point of doing any work

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

alternative is mass poverty in the future.

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Been pub crawling over the weekend 2bh

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

until that gets boring and they switch again. not an issue if you fap once per week like me

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

I think it makes sense.
The way I see it working is that it if someone is already receiving state benefits, they receive only the difference.

eg: if UBI is £1000/month and they get £800/month in food stamps, then they instead only receive £200/month in UBI. Or if they make £1300/month in welfare already, they get nothing from the UBI payments.

If you go to prison you do not get your UBI while in jail. This is good because it gives criminals hope that they can have a life outside of crime once they leave prison (since its normally almost impossible for them to get jobs), and also provides a disincentive for them to reoffend since if they get locked up they lose their UBI monies for the duration.

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

what's her disability

is it being american

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Why do people put emphasis on who their god parents are
like no one cares

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

yes

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Luis Morris
Luis Morris

*kills you*
Hah don't worry lad I'll clone you.

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

it's good because it helps the dregs of society

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Is telling yourself none of this really matters andit doesnt matter whether or not you enjoy life or not a massive cope or extremely redpilled?

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Desperate to be colonised by the BB(rit)C.

Jeremiah King
Jeremiah King

depends on your reaction to it

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

good lad

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Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

Hey Finlad

Eli White
Eli White

love Jow Forums because i can get thoroughly bogpilled on my life which helps me make decisions

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Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=3GpCy5uBU8E

let's have a dance lads

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Charles Scott
Charles Scott

I am the smartest man in /brit/

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

have become more left wing in recent months but i don't think i'll ever stop hating non-whites and fags

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

the gf

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Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

/brit/ is not an Instagram feed of your favourite twitter posts

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

why did you share this

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

did nig man kik ball

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

#respect

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

I bet she didn't pick that shirt out.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

bizarre to act like it's not something incredibly sad when a child is born disabled, esp. if it's as bad as that

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

lmao dis bitch be like “glughhhh bluhhhh” ahahaha

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Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

I've become very leftwing since becoming a toilsman

Dont care if society falls apart over hairbrained ideas if it means i dont have to do as much toil and can kick back a bit more

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

dusty boomer hands typed this post

it costs £2000/month to keep someone in prison (more like £3000 in Scotland), its objectively better for literally everyone if prisoners dont reoffend

its cheaper
there is less crime
less victimhood
its even better for the criminal!

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

veterans who get deployed, hear one bomb go off too close to their head and then having to come straight away because they're deaf and mentally ill have done nothing heroic . they are victims not heroes

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

can think of very few things i care about less than tiger woods but then here i am listening to colleagues drone on about him all day

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

that doug guy is a very nice person to be honest

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

Thought Godparents was a Christian only thing
does a wiki
Only bit in jewish "godparents" (sometimes translated as such not the actual word) is the guy who holds the baby while he gets his willy snipped
Think she's lying.

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

how did he do it lads

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Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

Same but replace tiger woods with company's financial projections

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

glughhhh bluhhhh
translation
I love staying in with a takeaway and a glass of prosecco and watching movies! #eatlovepray

arrest the lot of em

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

filthy resin-stained paws copied this one from their original post on reddit

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

1) hes racist
2) homophobia
3) sexist comments
an all round unpleasant individual

James Peterson
James Peterson

And peremptory executions are even cheaper

David Garcia
David Garcia

nowt but a combination of hard-earnt £11.62 from begging and a small loan from his father of £250,000 i expect

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

did the man hit the ball with the stick

James Johnson
James Johnson

by being homeless therefore saving up enough money that would have otherwise gone to paying rent

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

they aren't actually
it costs the state almost $300m per execution in the US, because of all the lengthy legal battles to be fought and expensive facilities to be maintained

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

front page of the harrogate advertiser the other week was saying beggars were earning £300 a day

not sure how much i read into that though; the advertiser is a tory mouthpiece

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

Bought a lottery ticket.

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

pengdon

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

Remember seeing a thing on the news when I was a teen saying Sydney's homeless make on average 50k a year from donations but reckon that's a bit disingenuous

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

Lmao tories desperately trying to avoid eu elections. Mad how it doesnt make an iota of difference to the public but they're trying to spin it so the public are the ones who dont want it

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

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Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

Same
Except my job involves interacting & serving literal billionaires like the Saatchis so i’m even more left wing

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

sorry mate, just wrote it right now
i know it seems mental to you that anybody could write a coherent argument with some numbers behind it without copying it off reddit, but i assure you it is possible if you work hard in school and truly believe in yourself

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

business idea: walrus moustache

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

thanks for the reminder

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

That's why I say peremptorily, don't fuck around with all that shit keeping them on death row for 20 years then using an expensive injection, immediate firing squad and job done

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

it is possible if you work hard in school and truly believe in yourself
so is getting a job and not being a criminal

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

White women are the great Satan and must be expunged

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

Because they know shame and humility.
Asian women are women.
Black woman are men.
And white women are between becoming men and being women.
I say we throw 20% of the wrong type of whte women from highh buildings just to scare the other 80%
Then we dip the black ones in bread and egg and dip them in 11 herbs aand spices and then throw them into the oil.
And to give them hope to not die a horrible death we praise 1 or 2 perfect women who we control.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

proto-gf is bragging about her many sexual encounters

why do they do this? do they think it enhances my opinion of them? it fills me with revulsion

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Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

'in 'k

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

she could be talking shit

i knew a girl who acted like a complete slut but turned out to be a virgin

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

rorke and leftypol sitting in a tree

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Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

Tories exploit people's inability to deal with statistics with their reptile brains.

It will cost 70 million to do X thats 70 million that could be spent on Y instead
But then
throws a referendum for no reason that ends up decreasing gdp growth by 8% translating to tens of billions lost

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

finished my first therapy session, was basically 60 minutes of trying to find out whether i was raped or abused as a kid

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

no you're thinking of the film american beauty

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

That was an anime mate, you're confusing real life with chinese cartoons again.

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

what was the conclusion that you came to? was it rape or abuse?

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

yeah that was a plot point in that film

but this was real life

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

im not saying dont lock up people for the crimes they commit you retard
im just saying that its better to prevent them from reoffending than to keep locking them up over and over again

shes worried she is coming across too needy, she feels a bit insecure/nervous and is trying to downplay how into you she is

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

That butterface is hysterical. Mamma Mia...

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

I am five feet seven inches tall

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

fuck you beat me to it

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

never seen that one

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

it will cost 3 years of energy to whine to strangers on the internet about losing a vote, that's 3 years of energy that could be spent on getting a job

Kevin James
Kevin James

Landlords are now BANNED from evicting people when their tenancy ends

kek

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

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Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

therapy
why would you pay for something you could figure out yourself?

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

She is seeing how much she can exploit you.

Had a manipulative gf who would say weird shit to gauge my reaction to see how much i could be exploited.

Eg to find out if i was a virgin she told me she was a virgin and then waited for me to say metoo. Then she told me she wasnt because i didnt say me too.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

homealone going mental at this

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

boomers BTFO

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

I got two phones

One for the chan and one for the toil

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

wonder if i was getting raped in the arse i could clench my ringpiece so hard that it cut off his dick

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

and the way to prevent them from reoffending is to guarantee them a wage for life regardless of whether they turn themselves around at all?
literally what is to stop them just doing drugs every day and going on psychotic rages whenever they fancy?

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

don't worry user, you're smart and attractive, I know there's a great girl out there for you :)

Asher White
Asher White

one in the eye for rentberg

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Henry Walker
Henry Walker

found out the slut I was chasing is a virgin. that's a no from me

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

moron, they just have to give more notice, and this is only if the tenant has done nothing wrong that would warrant an eviction.

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

Have one. Just do the minimal amount to get a decent performance review and apply for higher paying jobs elsewhere periodically to get more money

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

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Christian White
Christian White

ah yes the wandering mind of the antipodean, very impressive

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

you are either a child or a pampered inheritance baby if you dont realise how little money £1000 is

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

If you were wondering this is a legitimate post from said Senator, yes

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Give her to me.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

im warning you rorke.

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Blake Hall
Blake Hall

Anyone who earns under £19,000 a year should be liquidated and turned into dog food

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

brought to you by ms paint

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

so why even have it then

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

Anyone who earns over £19,002 a year should be liquidated and turned into dog food

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

honestly didn't get the virgin gf meme until I got a not virgin gf now and it is kind of bothering me

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

halfway done with my essay lads!

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Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

where have all the nice girls gone
dont want a slag
dont want a weirdo
just want a normal girl

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

Can I meet Mr Paint? haha

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

ahaha

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

make it 30

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Well you do actually want a weirdo, because you yourself are a weirdo

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

But an organisation representing tenants said the plans were "a vital first step to ending profiteering from housing".
They do realise no one will rent out if they can't profit don't they?

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

going to vote green lads
Ubi
4 day working week
The enviroment and that

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

imagine having a gf that some other lad has dug his wang around in GRIM GRIM GRIM

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

i ent

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

'og 'n

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

imagine being this insecure

John Edwards
John Edwards

good juan

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Good then they'll sell and people will have homes again and property empires will be no-more.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

thought this said insincere at first

James Cox
James Cox

I left Berlin after getting too drunk with some Israelis and doing the salute

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Would love a New Zealand-style coalition of labour, greens and ukip here to btfo toilberg, climateberg and wogberg in one fell swoop

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

well it didn't

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Explain

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

renting is an abomination but not because of how landlords treat their tenants
the problem is they buy a house in an otherwise nice area, let utter trash humans live there and tank the value of the entire neighbourhood

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

yeah thats why i said 'at first', noting the error in my reading

James Kelly
James Kelly

Your fucking your gf and you realise than some dirty old chav before you has SEEDED her and used her before you have, she's sloppy seconds mate

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

normal
lol

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

voting liberal democrats (australian, not clegg land) because I believe in individual choice

Henry James
Henry James

This, but unironically

Austin Price
Austin Price

imagine finding out the girl you're feeding has been formerly seeded and chucked

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

for the senate I'm assuming

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

its a supplement to income, not a replacement

the point isnt to make it so nobody works, but rather to give everyone a little bit of breathing room to make it so that you can live off a shitty entry-level job without having to work 3 jobs at once, or you can start saving for your pension early, etc

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Individual choice in what?

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

yeah fuck off you povvo cunt we earned these houses

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

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Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

...

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Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

yes, got no lib dems running in my seat

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

really really like silly foreign accents on girls

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Your post is better, Mr. Meredith, so much better, but wrong, sadly wrong.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

You lads realise the amount of immigrants coming to live in the uk is really small right?

Vast majority of immigrants these days are students the vast majority of whom fail to get jobs after graduating.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

fuckin hate fat women lads

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

so it's literally "wahh I want more money" then

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

ms piggy tatooed on her leg

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

everything, statist runt

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

<--- do you like this cat

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Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

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Ian Morales
Ian Morales

yeah nice one

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

I always personally rented in inner city ghettos

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

snucked 'n' cheeded

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

yeah fair enough, senate vote actually makes a difference
not a huge fan of voting for minor parties in the lower-house, me

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

students the vast majority of whom fail to get jobs after graduating.
finally, they're acting like British citizens

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

NA NA NA NA NA NONCE

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Landon Perez
Landon Perez

all the people i date keep getting deported after their student visas expire

wtf i hate borders now

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

This is cp

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

don't care, too many pakis

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

*dabs on seething boomers*

Just wait till you see what we do with your brexit old man.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

hey maybe if we didn't flood the country with immigrants we wouldn't have people working 3 shitty jobs just to make ends meet

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

most people think the problem is with the ones already here

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

britain was doomed the moment thatcher left office

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

entered*

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

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Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

The Great Khan and his army of Ten-Thousand Steppe horses arrive on the outskirts of your city and demand a sum of 500 gold pieces and 50 of your finest maidens, if you refuse he will burn your city down to ash, How do you respond?

youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

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Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

Happened to me too

Main reason im pro immigration 2bh

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

oxford bender

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Michael Carter
Michael Carter

just marry them all

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Just wait till you see what we do with your brexit old man.
YE'LL DO NUTTN

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

literally so souf he lives in the soufern hemisphere
Piss off tarq

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

I don't oft consider what happens if you date someone on a visa

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Cant do much about them though.

Closing the borders wont stop a pakistani whose grandparents came in the 50s will it?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

give him the maidens but make sure a handful of them are infected with bubonic plague beforehand

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

very cheeky lad

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

no you idiot
the point is that there aren't really enough full-time jobs to go around at the moment. people are having to work 2 or 3 part-time jobs at once because there simply is no space for everyone to have a proper careerist job

by giving everyone a UBI it means that instead of working 3 jobs at once, Muhammed can instead work just 1 or 2, which frees up another job so that Ahmed can work it instead, reducing the number of people who fully unemplyed acting like total leeches and not contributing to the country

unemployed people are unhappier, commit more crime, die earlier, and smell bad. UBI is a great way to reduce the number of unemployed

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

all women should be arrested

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

dating foreigners
wait brits actually do this? thought it was jokes

i wouldn't touch a foreign girl with a 10 foot pole.
not a racist though

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Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Based fin

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

No we need a nationwide pogrom of all non whites and a complete and total ban on immigration

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

i wouldn't touch a foreign girl with a 10 foot pole.
Only because they carry 20 foot poles to keep you away.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

coming to accept that I am now in fact past my prime

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Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

you're hideous

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

why yes i do exclusively date international students

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Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

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Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Flip the glass
youtube.com/watch?v=esBLinbJydI

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Ah we meet again rorke,
Your skills have been honed since our last encounter but can you withstand this..
*throttles you with my lightsaber*

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

switching to toilmode lads
see you all again friday
enjoy your week

John Clark
John Clark

i'm hot as fuck (and based)

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Explain

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

hi I don't normally do this but: blog on

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

You never had one

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

desuarchive.org/int/thread/104249657/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/104249657/
104249657
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Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

just bought this sick pack of the ol 'onuts lads

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Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

you've waited a year to post this again haven't you

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

Hello N...my friend

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

Why don't you get a job?
TARQUINS got a job

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

Just about on the line, welp

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Anyone who makes a post after this one is a faggot

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

Waiting for this to happen lol

Doesn't change my opinion of the system though, she would be taking up a fancy job here that someone else could have

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

Two of the posts after this mark are mine

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

This entire thread

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