/brit/

The gf is
>allergic to fruit skins
>allergic to certain seeds
>asthmatic
>horrendous hay fever
>needs glasses
>allergic to penicillin

Not sure she’s genetically worth having kids with tbf

>allergic to fruit skins
How does she kiss you then

Aye don't blame ya lad

all me except I don't need glasses

Go Asian lads

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kek, he's absolutely done you there mate

reckon you should have her put down desu

The future you chose

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blog on

Game of Thrones is too full of itself now. Every second line of dialogue has to be some epic moment

spent too long on my post and got caught out by the early new thread again
this is why i root for the janny

they were lesser men tho

>Game of Thrones

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>now

were being raided by the chinless yellow fever discord

ironic since that guy in pic had slanty eyes.

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Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit
Massive pile of Sh*t
Sloppy Brexit, Messy Brexit
Quit, Quit, Quit

depressed that i cant get a job except through my dad

i wanted to be self-made, darnit

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hell of a business idea, that
having your pet (or partner) painted into a famous work of art in the style of that artist
pop a few on reddit and watch the upvotes pour in, and with them: free advertising

is that you neville southall?

big bag of crisps in my car for later to cheer me up on a monday. might get a bag of cadbury giant buttons too for after

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A bogan is an Australian redneck more or less

Although yeah there's a bit of an eshlad -> bogan crossover

Is there a more BASED and REDPILLED foodstuff than cashew nuts?

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I don't get it are both the adults his missuses (missi) or is the one in the middle an eldest daughter or something

take every advantage you can
everybody else will, you're a sucker if you pass up an opportunity like that
t. missed the opportunity to work for my uncle

one in the middle has brown hair, so i assume she is the halfu daughter

wasn't like that in the early seasons

youtube.com/watch?v=EkqyY3cH6Rg

>brit
>georgian flag
fucking british scanky tourists gtfo.

Lads my laptop is a piece of shit despite being okay, i5, 8gb, nothing on it

should i put an ssd in it? even using something like google maps is a struggle and a half

put an SSD in it and then ubuntu or some shit.

yeah that was worth posting on the International Cultures board

would like to live in another country but there is a 100% chance i would get drunk and do offensive impressions of their accent

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>replying to yourself

do a fresh install of windows it shouldn't be that slow even with an HDD

business idea: sequel to the uplifting Inside I'm Dancing but about me and titled Inside I'm Dying, and not very uplifting at all :(

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I’ve tried everything
it’s been like this since I bought it desu . was about £700

so why didn't you send it back?

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business idea:
/brit/: The App

got kiddy porn on it

just assumed Windows laptops were all shit innit

if i ever met brits or aussies at a pub i think id feel like a literal autist
you guys are so well-spoken and witty its fascinating

you were ripped off unless the laptop is decade old ssds are mandotary

depends on the brand, who made it?

>You artificially stunt the tree by cutting the tap root. Everything grows tiny

Thoughts?
Me, personally? Believe this is immoral

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do not cross me, or I WILL call you a racist on social media

think on

give our prostate a tickle while you're up there, mate
fucking hell

[laughs]

not all of us

do you want to spend the rest of your days in a prison cell lad because that's where you're heading

you'd think this would conflict with their mental buddhist stuff wouldn't you
*gong sound*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They come up with good quips, but they dont get mental sleight of hand
You can literally run laps around them if you know how to gaslight or manipulate people

y-yeah you too, l-lad

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I believe in God. I love God. God knows if it's fake or if it's for real.

and they say germans aren't funny

It's a plant, I doubt it cares.

*hovers over the R key*
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

>nationalities are RPG classes
you yanks live in a fucking dream world

certainly not worse than circumcision
probably no worse than breeding those little toy dogs
can't be worse than chopping down millions of trees for wood and paper
and it does look cute
i'll take 4 please

thrones was shit

Yeah, unironically. I do believe it's immoral.
>Doubt
[citation needed]
Who told you that trees don't feel? If I did the same with people I'd be Mengele.

You don't have the bollocks.

FUCK YOU MUM
FUCK YOU DAD

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youtube.com/watch?v=AYyXdS8gvIA
SCOTLAND RISES UP

Not saying it's worse, just saying it's at minimum equally as bad.

Blog on blogger

I want to take a tiny tree like this, plant some of it's seeds, then fertilise those trees with a big version while it watches.

>If I did the same with people I'd be Mengele.
No you wouldn't, you'd be that guy from Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

cannot understand them
this isn't english

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£10 says it's an American.

>English man makes a generalization about yanks its fine
>Yank makes generalization about englishmen
>OI THESE FUCKING YANKS
Very atypical, its almost as if I can assume the response with almost invariably be in relation to something inline of "Yankness"

>immoral
trees don't have a nervous system or brain it can't be hurt from it nor does it realise its growth is stunted

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[citation needed]

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there's no chance it's equally bad as any of those things
i'd rather be turned into a midget than eaten

Nah its English

MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>pub.webm

lol

>this post immediately after claiming somebody else is easily manipulated

It's a shame to take your money.

I feel it. I dont date women who's body is a certain way, especially if the chest is not in order or the arsehole is ruined.