you just KNOW
Brown handscrafted this
going to a hip hop rap performance on wednesday night
want to put my willy in a foreign girl immediately
What’s on the agenda today?
waiting on a parcel ...
any you lot ever done shrooms then
Which variety? For me it's literallyanyonegodi'msolonelistan
me and the wife
yeah there simply aren't enough jobs in the UK
oh by the way we need free movement of people so europeans can come pick our crops
yeah chicken and mushroom pot noodle
I missed the 10am /brit/ meeting, Janny is going to do one. Can someone give me a quick rundown?
if you don’t want to live here, well, to put it simply: you’re not white and that’s all there is to it
only just realised its monday
what emojis do sluts use?
Where's her nipples.
shut the fuck up dickhead
fucking hell i had a good post in mind for the new thread but I can't remember it now ahhhhhhhh
looks like it gets far too hot in the summer
me? i've done chestnut, portobello, button and shiitake
where is it la?
poo bum willy wank arsecrack chebs therapist emma
For me, it's shimeji
the tongue one
the crying with laughter one
the monkey ones
Hardly remember it mate. Something about blogposts, i think.
doubt tallinn gets very warm
didn't sleep for three days
brazilian danish swedish norwegian finnish french dutch belgian portuguese spanish italian yugo russian ukrainian belarussian kazakh any other type of funny eurasian or russian ethnicity maybe some gookazoids and canadians or iranians or phoenician levantines simple as really
shittake is my favourite shroom
More blogposts? Based
yeah, smoked a few zoots when we were peaking and felt like my brain stopped working
have to leave the house
/brit/ has seen a 18% decrease in blogposts in the last month and it's damaging the "nary a pixel" posts stocks.
i've been there
Unemployment is really low in the uk you dope
Ye because they've got all the jobs
suffering a bit of a creative block recently and wondering if a cheeky psychedelic will sort things out
*ruffles your hair* good lad
bit more expensive than i expected
Ever been out to a farm?
All the pickers are romanians. Would you want to shovel pig shit in the rain for minimum wage living in a caravan so you can be closer to the farm?
Unemployment is really low in the uk you dope
dude zero hour contracts lmao
dude part time jobs lmao
dude stupid apprenticeships lmao
dude menial and repetitive jobs that really should have been semiautomated by now lmao
old town in tallinn is nice to visit for a day. wouldn't want to live there
Counting down the days
indeed very dear
it's gorgeous though inner tallinn is a little clocktower fairytale village
Lost the remote for my tv last year just found it next to my bed under 2 crisp packets
going to name my firstborn elvarg after the dragon from the dragon slayer quest in runescape
It is though.
où habitez vous alors ?
the fuck is a zero hour contract
I wouldn't enjoy it so it doesn't count as a job
you poor poor wagie
Feels good that I get to escape unitoil for 2 weeks.
It does count as a job. How much would you want to be paid to do it? Tell me
all jewish number fiddling
the most hurtful terms that people don't want to be thought as are "racist" and "liar" apparently
anything in the "gig economy"
uber drivers, deliveroo riders, shit like that
there are no hours in your contract, you just get given what you can do
it's where you have no set hours and you just get asked to come in on specific days and if you're not a bootlicking fiend who bows down to every whim of toilstein you get given less and less hours until you have to leave
where you're not contracted for or guaranteed work in any given week/month
like in my contract, i've got 37.5 hours per week, but in zero hours contracts there's just nowt there
what do you think about school uniforms?
I prioritised a decent career as I was growing up so it doesn't concern me
it's the stoners who threw away their opportunities that should face these facts instead of clamouring for more free money
seems fine to me
Need shorter skirts and fewer buttons.
wish we had school uniforms
Update: the remote doesnt work i think it needs new batterys
industrial cooling system
in the best city in the world
Probably desu lad. Done a bit of acid and find it a bit iffy for emotional health if you smoke with it though
i tell you what lad, on hot summer days where it were white shirts/blouses only and you had water fights at lunch time
Many simply would refuse to do these jobs without higher wages and doing these jobs at higher wages would be nothing but inflationary.
cats aren't cute. barely a step above rodents.
pointless relic of the past and the reasons that teachers give for them are always stupid, and many schools just make the uniforms the focus of everything and it really detracts from the learning experience, usually because the school blames peoples poor wearing of uniforms and adherence to standards for failing grades when really it's because the teachers are shit
you're barely a step above rodents
Milton Keynes is in England
I thought muslims were meant to love cats
P a _ _ _
Frogs are a few steps below rodents.
the knack to a school uniform was to rebel very slightly, like not do your top button up, or to wear a very slightly off-colour (or v-neck) jumper or wear tight trousers or something like that
that would get the girls swooning
need ti diuo a jkiyioe ckjeh cijbuhsatuinb but njy cat us siytijng in my arn si u gave ti iuse one janf
*blocks your path*
I'm implying that you're mark and that you're muslim
doing a blacked wank
you'd be wrong
doing a blacked wank
like not do your top button up
the size of your knot = the size of your knob
It'd always be first day back from summer some Chad would show up with an ear ring spouting some shite about not being able to take it out for six weeks
what are you hoping to create?
Lets say a stoner in liverpool refuses to shovel pig shit unless he can be paid 20 quid an hour because it requires him living on site on a farm in lincolnshire to shovel pig shit. The farmer refuses and says anything over 10 quid is unprofitable and as soon as he goes to 11 quid the price is higher than the imported alternative.
What happens? The farmer goes bust and the liverpudlian just sells ganja and robs cars to make ends meet. This is the ukip dream
it's a joke you boring twat
how much soy do you have to have in your bloodstream to enjoy game of thrones?
I am still in bed
The janny has lost his head
He wants to be dead
I've decided to live my life as a gay man
The (coloured) Tinder date
hey. drink up pal. x
writing a book
unless he can be paid 20 quid an hour because it requires him living on site on a farm in lincolnshire to shovel pig shit.
I'd say that the liverpudlian is being unreasonable and that he needs to sort his priorities out
obviously the solution to this is to get some men with guns to point them at the lazy twats to force them to do some actual work
take a swig on this lad
very telling that you use something as terrestrial as mucking as an example of "oh how horrific!"
you've never worked a day in your pampered life, you prosecco progressive
spent the day in bed off my head
thats a man
imagine having skin that is literally and unironically the exact same colour as poo
ban single mothers and you wouldn't get these feckless layabouts trying to shirk any and every responsibility required for a meaningful existence in the first place
Have a cold lads.
Is there any sweat in shit? Just strained so hard to get this one out I had to wipe my brow before my arse
just let him rant in peace
listening to my girls by animal collective and doing a big poo
Ah yes forced labour. This is the way society should be run.
Its not me who needs to pick pick cockles. I have an education and a good job
Im speaking on behalf of our low skill friends in urban areas. And their reservation wage for doing literally shitty jobs.
This but single dads too.
ban black people
deano went to either oxford Brooke’s , Loughborough or Brunel uni
the gf told me i'm 2nd on her list, below jesus and above her family
Corring a bit less here, is that the same girl?
vile and vulgar
tell her that you’re going to find this Jesus bloke and smash his jaw into next week
Are you denying that unemployed british people have a higher reservation wage than the market-rate salary for agricultural jobs? Why are they hiring all these romanians then? Wtf
I have an education and a good job
yes, so you keep saying
looks like a oh look out this way
*knocks you out with my cosh*
*puts on your clothes*
i’m the bf now
the modern deano goes to uni . Wake up son. You’re living in 2005
we were talking about favorite things in the world and i told her that jesus isn't in the world he ascended to heaven
crazy how people go on about wages being to low and housing being too expensive and public services being overstretched completely forget the fact that within our 'individualist' society the state has been importing vast quantities of racial foreigners who use , and who can blame them it seems only natural, their nepotism to pool resources across and contained within their groups while siphoning from the host who hs raised their offspring to be individualist and still maintain a faith in the fairness fo the system
Fucking hell. I wish my gf looked like this.
fuck not just the jannies but the niggers and nignogs too
fucking hate the EU lads
thats a man
what of the niggies lad?
What does your gf look like.
literally never seen a jacked labour voter
what does your gf look like mate
not one of those kaffirs i hope
yeah im camera shy
literally never seen a jacked voter
not wanting to slide your tongue across a girls undulating abs
I think you're the bent one.
*considers the corridor of uncertainty*
mental how literally everybody hates muslims
"what the fuck did you just say about marvel movies?" jacked soyboy.jpg
just went for an incredibly healthy looking poo lads
We’re all gonna make it
Imagine sucking the milk out of em
to build on this perhaps our approach to education is a telling talisman of 'global britain' and what it really means for her native sons, let us look at say denmark where students are paid a jobs wages to learn, inherent here is the understanding the state is using the citizens money to invest in the upper tier of educated people in its country, important too is that these courses are mainly in danish, resisting the 'globabl' phenomeneon, within this use is an inherent implication of nationalism, though a linguistic hint at an ethnographic one, that danish universities are indeed for the danish population, let us look now at our dear old blighty where our education institutions have become farms for capital and integral the the finance investments of the ugly buildings of specialised student residence really this is just an introduction to the comparison and you can extraploate and analogise at your will, it is all laid out before you
Pray for Nigwit lads
thats a man
women with abs don't have enough bodyfat to provide nutrition to the children you fill their bellies with. it is degenerate to be attracted to them.
why is her right eye lower than her left eye?
heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is divine and everlasting
the internship had 6 former interns who became employees to talk with us. all 6 were H1B's from india.
saving some pictures
tell me about cricket in Chile
Matched with a sapiosexual on tinder. She's a yank of course
very homely lad make a lot of aryan babies with her alri?
tell me about cricket in Ireland
NEED those thighs to choke me out t b h
me removing rorke from the thread
my poos at home float
but when I do a poo abroad it sinks
Truly weird phenomenon
protogf says I look like mod ash
big dick emo bf
You are praying for my father, right? You don't hate Nigwit?
*brings rorke back into the thread*
Doner kebab with chilly and garlic sauce, a chicken and mushroom pie and a lilt please, boss man
What if the real rorke was the friends we made along the way.
animal collective did nothing wrong
*puts rorke down my trousers*
What kind of name is soap anyway?
You arrive in the ethnostate
Based and yorkshapilled.
AHH A FOOT FAN
really want to have sex again but has to be with somebody I know well and love
Sick to fucking death of the first ever gf already
Want a new one
Didn't know there were girls that might actually post feet.
what a character aye
don’t think the resident freaks will like this one bit
Massive sag on those can tell already.
*blocks roads to stop pollution*
leftypol have it sorted
Is there a 4 chan app for iOS
Sick to fucking death of the first ever gf already
hmm he's on the right track with thi-
Want a new one
ah nevermind he's fucked it
marsielle mourns for a cricket loving mayor
What does this have to do with refugees.
what do you mean by this
As in marsay, france?
Air pollution affects refugees and BAME more than white people because.
And that is a legitimately believed idea.
When I sit on the toilet my cock dips in the water
He wants everyone to have no gfs forever so he won't be lonely.
read the sign you dumb nignogs
climate change causes refugees
thoughts on the new Pokemon’s lads. Protip: won’t tolerate any brainlet calling these fake
If you block all the roads the cars can't drive AND people starve, massively reducing pollution
Stop using a baby potty then.
Sick to fucking death
Sort of, but not really. Look into sideloading apps, then get AppValley, then there's a few on there. But even they are shit. Enjoy your device!
Think you're in the wrong thread mate, fuck off ey?
partial to pokemon myself from time to time, (playing crystal right now even), but can you explain to me how you know these are real
What do you think makes you 'British'?
theyre not, i drew them
just realised my profile on the toil email links to my troll linkedin account
I’m British. Unlike certain man I.e >YOU
Too weird and intricate to be fake
already 1/4 of the year is done
what do you have to show for it?
please explain what a troll linkedin account entails
Looking foreword to Game of Thrones tonight lads
It's sad when thingy dies!!!!!!
girls have fannies
these granny legs
Jow Forums says otherwise
game of thrones became completely unwatchable for anyone with an IQ over 120 midway through season 4. That irish bane dude geezer whatever his name is simply cannot act
Continentals lust after me.
unfortunately it was shite
Kind of wish I had been born 1000 years ago
below average looks, gregarious, likes pints, likes a good laugh, can dislike non-brits a lot at first, but can warm up to them
sometimes reply to a post i really laughed at and say "yeah that was funny" or "that was worth posting" all sarcastically just because i can
why's that lad, reckon it wouldn't have been too hot flash
Being a Gael in early Christian Ireland was the pique of our race
certain man ITT needs to put down the fork
rentberg is finished
a man grabbed me on the tram today
The based whetherspoons pal
new reveiw up guys x
remember when it was new years hahahaha
sometimes do that to my own posts
is brainletstar another wog ape like zoey
Alri Nicole haha.
diego on suicide watch
spaffed on turts jeans on the tram today
Hope you slashed his throat lad x
What’s Diego doing right now?
is “she didn’t agree to sleep with me” a good reason?
Can only make one post a minute so I make sure to make the most of my replies.
how do you pronounce lady leshurr? don't want to sound un-hip
all northerners should be encased in carbonite and fired into space
Ahh preserving them, good plan
shagging his mistress senseless while his birds at work
he let go and walked away but I swore at him and arced up
everyone else getting on the tram looked at me
On propertysex it is.
think you all replied to the wrong post
I'm Irish but not a Gael (Nigerian descent)
Wouldn't say it to my face ya southern puff
yeah that was worth posting
I actually like this look
i smoked the devils lettuce
Think I'll be alright here, Tarq
attempting to humiliate someone who has no identity
dude they should be like totes encased in carbonite just like in my awesome star wars movies
Poor effort that post, doesn't even deserve a (You)
you a virgin by chance?
what's the point of anything
not depressed, just looking at life with a very critical eye
I'm volatile and will pop off at a moment's notice
keep your distance
She doesn’t like any sort of affection
We barely cuddle or kiss
If I say anything nice to her like she looks nice or I’m missing her or something she looks at me funny or calls me weird
She puts no effort in to texting
Send us some lad haha x
go away mboko
You're 12,000km away, you can't do shit.
No, I just find more masculine-faced women to seem more relatable
Sounds like she isn't your gf mate
the only thing you pop off is cocks you ponyboy
She wants you to abuse and choke her.
sometimes i post photos of turtlemong on my instagram and people assume hes my friend or something
even had a female friend ask who he was and if he was single once haha
I GRIEVE IN STEREO
I'm retarded and a stupid poof
man city is a team full of nerds with names like kevin, vincent, and leroy. Sane and Sterling look like Steve Urkel
liverpool is all chads with names like jordan, daniel, james, virgil, adam and andrew
thats illegal dug
ice kween lmao
Love short-hair/big-tits combos
I am retarded and I am a stupid poof
THE STEREO SOUNDS STRANGE
go take your vitamin d pills you fucking nigger
Listening to Chapo Trap House lads
wouldn't say that to me on the tram
sick one cheers lad
Half day today lads but full pay, bank holiday Friday
Toil is finally looking up
Woah I'm gay too haha weird that x
mum get the camera
I KNOW THAT IF YOU HIDE
I'm guessing you didn't tell her how tall he is lmao
getting my daily dose of turtlemong and doug lads
boring nobody name
catipillars are epic creatures
turtlemong and doug
Been here four months and I didn't don't know who these are.
Blah blah blah im rorke blah blah.
Ie i dont care about these things in and of themselves nor care to research the empirics of them, but i find them useful t promote my rorke agenda.
IT DOESNT GO AWAY
I have met an actual lizardperson
everyone called virgil has been a cool guy. and andrew is a tough scottish royalty name
this post is fucking american
my mate used to have a lizard
buddy he called it
Butterflies have got it made.
be born on a massive pile of food
literally nothing to do but eat
go through puberty in a shell where your body dissolves and your adult form regrows from the embryonic stage
literally nothing to do but have sex and get high on nectar
die young and pretty
Load of gammon itt today
Literally never been a King Andrew in Scotland.
dont care about game of thrones sorry
It's monday you absolute numpty
Of course the Irish are unused to gammon, as they eat nothing but taters.
shes probably looking for paypigs. doubt she is actually into it
aaahh no worries
know an andrew and we used to be best mates so i like andrew
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'd defend turtle in the streets, in the courts, quite possibly in the sheets, and on the 'net, with my life if necessary. Just greatly respect him and his great works
haha! i know this one! irish eat tayto meme! very funny and non-reddit :)
wish I was a chad
hey I'm andrew
tfw you will never play battlefield with turtle
didnt say there was sweaty x
You look so much like my mate I just did a sextuple take and spat me drink out of me nose and ruined loads of expensive office equipment and choked and threw up and died
you could play with me if they ever do a BFBC2 remastered
t.patrick dooley, county wirral
Can't hear you through that gimp mask.
guy just died in the thread
one of those endangered turtle pricks died today lads. LOL. old endangered bastard reptile cunts. she died a virgin. i hope they do clone her so i can kill her again.
Risky post but I think it paid off, escalated at the right rate for maximum comedic effect.
I'm like a much better looking version of you
ill get on the phone to ea right now
don't care about endangered animals. natural innit. stop intervening.
do you have west/central asian heritage?
janny has brit grovelling at his feet
actually scratch that I don't really look like you but I am better looking
need a poo
any evil coward man in?
Having a Lidl brand pot noodle for the toil lunch. Exceedingly grim
there arent many words you cant say nowadays. one such word starts with N and ends in R and its got IGGE in the middle and its a slur for black people
Go to bed Zack, you nonce
I kind of look like you expect I have blue eyes and a smaller forehead. I'm the chad you dream to be