Deep down everyone wishes they were polish

deep down everyone wishes they were polish

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poland looks like THIS? woah...

bs, that's czechia

Hold up...

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Isn't that the bridge into oxenfurt?

ewwww

Damn , that's some god tier urbanism desu .

why do polski polski copy Prague? Do they lack of creativity that much?

It's a dichtotomy for lesser nations to idolize their betters, I for my part envy Romania

Czechs have a legendary inferiority complex when it's about Poland. It's something like the Germans feel about Switzerland.

>posts Slovakian bridge

That's Prague

it's the other way around actually

Czechophilia is a common disease here.

And I'm sick.

>smaller, richer, smarter neighbour with more pragmatism and less devotion to retarded ideas
If anything, Czechia is to Poland what Switzerland is to Germany, not the other way around.
It's not Poland, the Rumun memed you.

>atheists
>porn addicts
>potheads
Yeah, I tottaly want to live in literal b*hemia

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That's just not true. No one knows anything about poland here, for most people it's just huge question mark. We have huge inferiority complex against Germany

And it's actually quite sad, the biggest compliment for any czech is that it's like german

>No one knows anything about poland here

seems you need more of our meat in your shops

>Germans feel about Switzerland
actually Swiss feel inferior because they can't speak proper high German

Yeah, polish meat is quite infamous but I mean more like culture or stuff

No one knows polish music, movies, history and it's by far the least visited neighbor for tourism

Like I said big question mark

Czechs can't speak proper Polish either

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Poland is to Czechia what Russia is to Poland then, except for genocides.

Honestly it's quite weird. People know much more for example about Hungary. Hope it will change some day.

>Honestly it's quite weird.

It's not weird, we simply didn't have any common history after the early medieval era. Remember there are big mountains between us and Czechia/Slovakia that were rather hard to cross in the past so it was a natural obstacle that divided our nations and limited our contacts. Also we ended up in different civilizational areas after the medieval era, Poland turned east, Czechia - west and south. Then, only a small part of Poland was annexed by Austria and it was a separate kingdom within Austria-Hungary so again, not so many opportunities to cooperate with Czechs (even though there were some Czech officials in Kraków and Lwów, we even have several famous families of Czech origin in southern Poland).

Poles know very little about Czechia either, and it's mostly stereotypes if anything. We also think about Germans differently, because we know "different" Germans. For us, Germans are protestant Prussians, for you - they're catholic Austrians and Bavarians mostly.

>Honestly it's quite weird. People know much more for example about Hungary. Hope it will change some day.

Same, kinda. We know most about Slovaks (cuz they're just Hungary Light), then Czechs, and finally Poles. Who are supposedly our "best friends". Honestly I feel like Croatia is way more deserving of that title.

Deep down everyone wishes to be Dutch.

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BS, that's Smolensk

Not only mountains, for several hundreds years polacks moved to east from our northern border :)

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After ww2 you moved back but during commie times it was quite hard just to cross the border so we have some meaningful connections only last 30 years

>Not liking Poland
Traitors like you should be rounded up

i would never want to live in muslim shithole like netherlands
poland is better in every way that matters

>for several hundreds years polacks moved to east

more like the Poles living in Silesia were germanized

we don't know almost anything about Hungarians and other Central European nations either, we know much more about Lithuanians or Ukrainians our history was deeply connected with

thankfully, our government founded the Polish-Hungarian Cooperation Institute like one year ago because they realized how little we knew about Hungary so we will learn more about you soon

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The muslims in the Netherlands are actually quickly becoming atheist. With 30% per generation.

Kill yourself, my best friend is literally a Polish dude.
I'm just saying, Hungary has some of the best relations with Croatia in the entire basin.

Yeah these new dutchs are really nice guys

Two of them just facing 18 years in prison here

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>Although I have my C1-level certificate in Polish (thanks to God for that!), I still try to improve my language skills every day, f. ex. by reading the Bible

are Hungarians really like that? I thought it's only a Polish thing

what do Hungarians think about Serbia and Slovenia?

also about Yugo rock?

How do Poles think about the diaspora before the iron curtain fell? I‘ m one of those and would like to know how the Poles outside of Slask think about us.

You mean Poles who left Poland in the commie era? Nothing special, just like any other immigrants. It was quite easy to emigrate from Poland after 1970, because the country needed hard currency and immigrants working abroad were the best source of money. Most of members of my family worked abroad that time, mostly in the US.

Intersting

Our commies literally shooted people on the bordrers

There were only 3 foreign destinations available for tourism

Hungary, Balaton was the easiest one

Bulgaria was for privileged ones

And Yugoslavia was for commie elites with lots of restrictions

>are Hungarians really like that? I thought it's only a Polish thing
n-no, that's weird. You read the bible in your spare time?
>what do Hungarians think about Serbia and Slovenia?
Slovenia is fine. It's a tiny, and short lived country, but relatively inoffensive. S*rbia on the other hand stinks to high heavens. Most people only feel an instinctual revulsion towards them.

>Our commies literally shooted people on the bordrers

Well, here you'd be also shot dead if you tried to leave the country illegally

but it wasn't hard to get a passport and go abroad, if you could prove you'll come back to the country with hard currency (so especially if you were a man with a wife and children who remained in Poland)

my uncle worked like 10 years in the US and came back to Poland in the late 80s, he built 2 big ass houses near Warsaw, bought several plots of land and apartments (not to mention based Polski Fiat 125p), it all was worth like 10k dollars back then, now it's probably like 700k.

Deep down I wish to have a gf.

>n-no, that's weird. You read the bible in your spare time?

we go to church to listen to the priest reading it

Hungarians are filled with protestant mentality if they think they can read the Bible at home

> S*rbia on the other hand stinks to high heavens. Most people only feel an instinctual revulsion towards them.

very rude, Laszlo

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how could anyone not love Serbs, they had the best music in the world

t.

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Here it was also mostly like that even though I wouldn't say Bulgaria or Yugoslavia were for "privileged", just it was quite expensive to travel there just for tourism, so most of Poles combined it with some kind of trade

>buy American jeans in a Polish dollar store and the Polish version of Nivea creme
>go to Bulgaria, sell it for their cognac, also sleep on the beach because you don't want to spend money on the hotel
>smuggle the cognac to Yugoslavia, exchange it for vinyl discs with western music
>sleep on the beach again, buy only a glass of water in a restaurant because you can't afford anything more
>go back to Poland through Hungary, Czechoslovakia, sell&buy something there while wandering around Budapest and Prague
>sell the stuff your Fiat 126p is full of
>repeat 10 times
>become a king of communism

you could also engage in a more dangerous (but very profitable) activity like illegal hard currency trading but you'd need to be "covered" by the secret police and bribe them. Still, these traders (called cinkciarze here, from how they pronounced "change money") actually built our capitalism in the early 1990s because they had shitloads of dollars and could start a legal business then

we have a cool movie about them, it was a really interesting subculture, several years ago their "style" was even quite popular here as a retro thing

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Exactly. I remember visiting Poland in the eighties. It was really poor, sometimes even no electricity. Since the middle 90s it became more and more a respectable improvement. Nowadays there is not even a big difference on the workingclass level if you live in Poland or for example in the Ruhrarea. In South Germany the Level might be different.

>I remember visiting Poland in the eighties.

how old are you?

>we go to church to listen to the priest reading it
LOL. Really? Nobody here does that. Except old grannies. Magyars only go to church when somebody got married or died. Sometimes.
Do young Poles really go to church of their own free will? How many times did you go this year?
>very rude, Laszlo
They've been associated with murder, genocide since like, 1914. The Yugoslav wars didn't improve their image any, it just confirmed people's prejudices and created new ones.
As far as I know Hungary even sent weapons to Croatia, among other things.

A 40 year old boomer. Came to Germany when I was not even 2 years old. I can talk, but not write Polish.

>Do young Poles really go to church of their own free will?

The map shows what percent of population of particular regions go to church regularly.

But quite a lot of young people go there.

>How many times did you go this year?

maybe 10, but I'm rather loosely connected with the church

most of my friends at my age go there regularly, or at least more often than me

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Nothing wrong with being a based Catholic.

thats Praha...

Serbia is cancer. I hate it.

Hej soferu, kondukteru
zaustavi vracam kartu
jer nje nema na sjedistu
sjedistu s brojem osam

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No offense,but YIKES.

there would be no Poland and democracy without catholicism, Pope and the church

people over here might not be very ardent believers but everyone respects the church at least

>Black shirt with "EA7" on it
Wtf is this brand and why do so many trashy people wear this ?

Why is the west so irrelegious ?

people who live there are descendants of those who were resettled from what-was-then eastern Poland after WW2, they lost their roots, so they also lost their faith

Is this why they also vote PO ? I mean i really don't see how the fact that ur grandma is from the Ukraine makes you vote for centrists but it's weird how the PO vote is always the strongest in what used to be germany.

i want to kiss (brotherly.) a cute Polish seminarian and walk him down the streets of an eerie commieblock district at sunset

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>I mean i really don't see how the fact that ur grandma is from the Ukraine makes you vote for centrists

it's just that these people are less conservative because they left their traditional community, the same happens to people from rural areas who move to the city

>there would be no Poland and democracy without catholicism, Pope and the church
How did you come by that conclusion?

The Enlightenment that the French championed may had something to do with it, monsieur Pierre

>How did you come by that conclusion?

It was the Pope who always talked to our commie leaders when they decided to tighten the grip and then they liberalized their policy, also he supported the independent labor unions, catholicism united Poles in these hard times