Could the Russians successfully invade your country if they wanted to?

could the Russians successfully invade your country if they wanted to?

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No. The russian boy fears the FRENCH BVLL. They will smugly make it look like it's impossible to fear us, but deep down, they thank god a war between our two countries would never happen again.

If it was comprised entirely of katyushas I would surrender immediately

they would gain nothing from it

no

based

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>katyushas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyusha_rocket_launcher

I imagine it would be a russian invasion but bakwards

pic related

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Depends on whether they bring their qts along with them to distract us

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It’d be weird. I mostly just want to see it to see all the “muh guns, muh freedom” form the militias they’re always talking about.

No, we'd nuke each other before anything happens

Don't they have thousands of nukes?

Already.

They do yes, and?

300 French nukes that have to be spread over millions of km2 vs 4000 Russian nukes that have to be spread over 500 000 km2

n-n-nothing

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300 is plenty, besides anything that comes after the nuking will affect the entire planet, leaving millions if not billions of additional casualties

Same
We'd be the ones benefiting by mooching of their oil like the poor parts of the USSR did.

Question is redundant, because Russia is never the aggressor.

First they have to invade all the eastern Europe to reach us, if they have the free pass and NATO can't help probably yes

We are talking about the hypothetical self-defense situation here

There's no way we're gonna invade any country (except Ukraine)

Probably not but I wouldn't mind it if they did.

Even one missile defense squad will be able to shoot down ALL of these missiles, stupid Syrians with Soviet equipment were able to shoot down nearly 100 missiles (yes, without a nuclear stuffing), these were very old missile defense systems.

We don't even need to intervene

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>Fr*nch sissy LARPing a warrior
Lmao

>that flag
The only worthy rival 2bh

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>during BOTH world wars
I bet it was made by an american

who's that?

Yes, but being Russian myself the only thing I will do, is fly the Russian flag as columns tanks will be entering my city

Yes probably

Colums of tanks*

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>accidentally kills 67 r*Ssian soldiers with only 3 bullets
oops

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Yes

Coyc

Yes but why would they want to invade us? We are to far away I bet most of them didn't even know us

You are a rather popular tourist destination

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Caм ищy. Бeзycпeшнo.

>I bet most of them didn't even know us
Thailand is one of the most popular tourist destinations among Russians.

No, the only country, that arguably, still a super power is U.S .
I would say Russia comes in 2 and China in 3.

Really though most people prefer japan,korean,europe,us,cannada than ny country

*my

Pretty much. Idk why they stopped at Crimea, they could have taken Odessa too and from there and Kaliningrad you can nuke all Europe with those mid-range mobile platforms.

A lot of my friends love to travel I Thailand because it's cheap and warm. Korea and expecially Japan are expensive and not that free than Thailand.
My friend took this photo recently

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It's dirt cheap, even by russian standards. I think westerners also like to travel to your cunt, but for different reasons, you know

>Japan, Korea
1. More expensive
2. Cold in winter
Thailand is perfect to visit in winter, when it’s about -30C in Moscow

>US, Canada
Far away and expensive. Hard to get a visa. Canada has similar climate and landscapes with Russia. So why spend your vacation in Canada when you can go to some exotic country (Cuba for example)?

>could?

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probably not

delusional
how many frog qts were boned by cossacks in 1814?

I wish they would fucking try

No.
They are my friends uwu

Fpbp

Well, this time we'll get russian cuties, then
Where do you find those cute eurasians à la Katya Lischina?

our military is objectively capable of defending against a russian invasion

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дa

damn
that was a real dick move on their part

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No. Because it's just clearly impossible to conquer France. You surrender faster. youtu.be/Pt13OAYXhPU

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I'm gonna conquer your anus with my dick

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Russia could dominate the US these days.

>(84 in accidents)

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>alcoholic, meth-addicted, AIDS-ridden vatniks
Vs.
>obese opioid-hooked Cletuses
Burgers have the edge, their adipose tissue and constant mass shootings have made them bulletproof.
>"you could not invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass" -attributed to Admiral Yamamoto

Then burn everything lmao

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you don't have one.
only huuuuge vagina

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>soviet soldier has one too many vodka shots
>"hey comrade, check this out!" *starts juggling grenades*
I bet something like this happened at some point in the invasion

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