>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>"sory me no engliss"
>I'm actually fluent in english
Tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
Dominic Gutierrez
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Cameron Foster
>euro tourist asks me for directions
>remember all the times they were smug on Jow Forums
>give him directions to the ghetto
>watch tv later to find there was a shooting
Benjamin Nelson
>tourist asks for directions
>answer in Dutch
>he asks if I can speak Spanish
Anthony Taylor
>euro tourist asks me for directions
>I rob him
Jackson Mitchell
>tourist asks me for indications
>sorry, I'm a university student just moved here I don't know about the city
>already been three years here
Michael Morgan
>german student asks me if its "save to valk in ze city"
>i punch him in the face
Zachary Morris
>euro asks me for directions to some faggy tourist spot
>actually send him to the bad part of town where all the blacks live
Owen Ramirez
>erasmus student asks for direction
>I give perfect directions and ask if he wants me to show him the way
Jaxson Cook
I have unironically done this with a German family
It was while I was at work though and I was kinda worried they’d come back and complain but they never came back.
Asher Young
based
fuck to*rists
Nolan Ortiz
Oliver Cox
>go to England
>ask for direction (in french, of course)
>an*Loid gets confused
trolled lel
Anthony Perez
>vadakku asks me directions in Hindi
>I tell him I do not understand what he’s saying and move on
>I actually lied I understand Hindi fully well I just refused help because he didn’t speak Tamil
MODIS GONNA FREAK OH OH HAHAHAHHAA
Sebastian Allen
>go to france
>ask everyone for directions in french without making liasons between words, pronouncing -ent properly, using the wrong tenses, using le and la wrong, all in the worst accent possible
Aaron Campbell
>parisian tourists ask for directions
>give him directions to the gypsy camp
Elijah Morgan
>Some fellow Chinese dude speak to me in Chinese
>speak Korean/Japanese to them and slip tianamen square into my sentence
>they don’t suspect a thing
Lincoln Scott
Based and nice dubs
Jose Mitchell
basé
Noah Torres
>>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>be very friendly and polite and send them in wrong direction
Dylan Anderson
>go to England
>get stabbed and littered with acid
Juan Ramirez
you don't need to watch the tv to know that
Nathan Wilson
This explains how this video was made
Hunter Davis
>tourist asks me if the trains goes to A
>sure, hurry, i'ts leaving
>tourist jumps in
>train goes to B
Jace Gutierrez
Otha ethu enga area ulla varatha
Isaac Howard
>in Prague, doing a good job of blending in (for example, a lady asked for a lighter for her cigarette in Czech)
>Romanian tourist comes up to me and asks me for directions
>point him in a random direction with broken English
Jackson Gomez
>tourists ask me where something is
>tell them to google it
Owen Russell
>tourist couple with car pull up to me during my night walk and ask if i knew any directions to a nearby bridge they had to cross in order to get somewhere else
>direct them to the bridge but it's the wrong one and it's also collapsed
Hope their car crashed and fell in the ditch under it.
Andrew Perez
Apdi dhaan maama. Ivanunga kadharal a rasikkanume
Ayden Clark
>hear tourists speaking in foreign language that I know
>hope that they ask me for directions so I can show off in front of my gf
Joshua Turner
>tourist ask me for directions
>look down at ground and keep walking
Asher Evans
>refugee asks a question about direction/trains etc.
>answer him in english (we have only smart refugees that wait to work) and wish him a nice day
Andrew Moore
This. I though Jow Forums was making me racist and then some poor syrian guy asked me for directions to somewhere and I realized you faggots will never make me racist.
Noah Cook
>Spanish tourists come up to me
>"Sorry I don't speak Spanish"
>even tho I could've just spoken Portuguese and they'd understand
Blake Gray
>i see a German
>I spit in his face
>People around me cheer
Jace Clark
>local talk to me in english
>英語わかりません
Nathan Diaz
>dude asks me direction in broken french
>asks if he speaks english
>no
>...
Gabriel Morales
Good man.
Elijah Diaz
Been there done that op
Xept I told them off in mexican, no habla englisio, should have seen the look on their cucky crooked toothed britshit mugs.
Nathan Carter
>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>he have to choose between kidnapping or simple robbery
>either way I shoot him and steal his wallet and cellphone
Aiden Martin
>cashier says something to me in japanese
>say hai and nod
Logan Thomas
>Indian humour