Remember that time France thought they could take Russia?

Remember that time France thought they could take Russia?

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Yes, I'm 400 y.o how could you tell

Remember that time French and Indians attacked Gallipoli but then Aussies stole the credit?

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The Russians certainly do since they couldn't stop writing massive novels about it after

Why yes, we like to humiliate Europe

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Lol, yeah.
Also, everyone who wasn't on Jow Forums during the Napoleonic wars are newfags.

Is there any decent modern book about that, I don't think so.

Story is always more captivating when the protagonist is white :^)

Stop trading with Britian and stop crowning yourself as King of Poland

>WW1
>Having a protagonist vs. antagonist narrative
Pleb

Remember that time aussies thought they could take fat birds?

>we
who are "we"? Serfs, people who earn $300 for a whole working month?

>Remember that time Sweden thought they could take Russia?

>Remember that time France thought they could take Russia?

>Remember that time Ottomans thought they could take Russia?

>Remember that time Germany thought they could take Russia?

In the end only Estonians had a chance at taking Russia in 1919, but we discontinued our siege of Petrograd as we are noble and merciful people, only to get backstabbed 20 years after

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Demagoguery

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K, post belly

>knock knock
>who's there?
>France
>RUN! RUN AWAY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AND BURN EVERYTHING!!!

Remember the time when the Mongols thought they cou- nvm

Oh my, I'm so glad for my lord who defeat evil frog forces, hope he will not sell half of my family now.

russians can take me anytime they want if you catch my drift

>Mongols
There was no Russia at that time

Please don't turn this thread into gay Eesti posting.

Remember that time when straya thought they could glass Emus?

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>tfw we just wanted all the cute russian boys for ourselves

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Well, you’ve met those boys in Paris a bit later however.

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And it's our women who fucked them. In the end, russian boys were fucked by SUPERIOR FRENCH PEOPLE :^)

He was just making a terrible bait thinking we would get angry at being called non-white.

Based.

>you’ve met those boys in Paris a bit later however.
From French memoirs it seems like it was truly their plan all along. Russian forces settlements quickly turned into popural citizen gathering places, French people were fascinated by orthodox rituals and Russian customs, but most and foremost by French language skills of Russians(nobility often spoke it better than supposedly their mother tongue) and admiration of French culture. Alexander was obsessed with installing a positive image of his people in the mind of Frenchmen, since he was the biggest ouiaboo ever

b&r